- So delectable!
- Slightly hairy.
- I'm in my mid-50s, 165 lbs, with a smooth, pert butt from which you can still bounce quarters off.
- And I'll bet everyone tells you you look not a day over 25, right R4?
- No, R5, I'll settle for being guessed to be between 40-45. And for every stereotypical middle-aged DLer who thinks he looks 25-30 years younger when 10-15 is possible and more realisitic, there are so many more stereotypically bitter, jealous out-of-shape DLers who cannot abide the thought that some of us have made it a lifelong habit of taking care of our bodies, and avoiding vices like smoking, and excessive drinking and sun exposure. If you had incorporated squats into a regular exercise routine that has now surpassed 30 years, you, too, might have a tight, toned ass.
- "pasty"? You mean normal human skin color?
- I have enough campaign head shots of Mitt that capture the essence of this thread and will tip it well over 500 posts.
- Nice to see prime beef aged to perfection.
- Would love to see a photo R4.
- That guy in the OP's pic has the PERFECT butt for me. Slightly older and beefy. Wonder what the guy looks like from the front?
- All so hot. Always liked the 40 something guys
- I'm guessing r9, r10 & r11 would claim Roseanne Barr is a "smokin' hot broad."
- I like features that make a guy look vulnerable. Weight is one. It makes me feel less intimidated.
- yum this is the good shit
- R6 = richard simmons
- Won't someone please SHIT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW?????
- Some extra meat is hot. Prefer that over slender and ripped.
- R4/R6 doth protest too much.
- Poor little R19 sounds jealous while the guy he's pointing fingers at comes out sounding sane and well rounded.
Easy to guess who gets more play.
- POST MORE PICS!
- What sort of mental illness causes posts like r17?
- "well rounded", "play"
Perhaps if you played less, R4/R6/R19, you would know that 'well-rounded' has a hyphen. Keep hyperventilating - where are your "Facts of Life", "Golden Girls", and other ancient comfort media when you need them?
- [quote]What sort of mental illness causes posts like [R17]?
I think it's called old and fat.
- R23, I'm R19 not R4 or R6. If the only thing you can come up with to validate yourself is that I didn't put a hyphen in well rounded..well good for you. You're a big winner.
And then to reference Facts of Life and Golden Girls because that must mean I'm old and and out of touch well good for you x2.
Then to point out that you're a twenty something (By the way, it's two words not one) as if it's something to be oh so proud of, well good for you x3.
You sound like a real catch, which was my point in the first place.
- R25, ignore the alleged veal cuntlets in the sale bin here. They're actually cube-steaked squirrel, and not young ones at that.
- R23 must have touched a nerve, R25. Look at how much nonsense you wrote.
- And actually, R25... You might want to double-check your spelling.
- I love daddy ass! As usual, the thread has descended into a vortex of grammar bitchieness and insults.....BAck to the pictures please!! Take the rest outside to the alley!
- I love older guys with a nice mix of fat and muscle. Very real
- Fat Nathan Fillion owns this thread.
- Won't someone PLEASE SHIT IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW????????
- I would gladly rim every one of those asses
- "Dimples" can smother me anytime with those cheeks!
- Me too, I love that type.
- This! Old! Queen! You know she's been around the world a few times with THAT cock! I'm not even sure this one could be considered middle aged. I'm leaning towards geriatric, but she's still workin' it!
- He's a good looking guy, R37, but the tats, the jewelry, and the tan have got to go.
- I wouldn't mind having this guy sit on my face.
- Mowing the lawn in nothing but white socks and tennis shoes (this could be dangerous!):
- Tasty & pasty!
- This thread is horrifying.
- Patsy White? Who the hell is Patsy White. Huh? Oh, never mind.
- That guy is really hot
- R39 looks deliciously submissive, he's probably into frequent floggings
- What next, the rear end of the Pillsbury Poppin' Fresh Doughboy?
- How's about Dabney Coleman's 1980s era ass in Modern Problems
- Who would have thought Dabney Colman would look good nekkid?
- Best thread ever!!!
- Dabney Coleman had one fine ass. Ever see "Cloak and Dagger"? He wore skintight pants in that movie. You could bounce a quarter off that tight ass.
- I'll take the guy in the OP's pic, R1, R39 and R40--thank you.
- Bump for post 44.... Delsh
- If the Pillsbury doughboy was made of croissant dough, would he have French attitude?
- If Brad Pitt posted a pic of his ass right now, his ass would look exactly like these pics.
- Not unless he's put on 30 or so lbs in the last couple of weeks, R56.
- Old guys rule!
- It's the Rise of the Daddies!
Deserves it's own thread but I'm not paying 18 bucks.
- I like OP's.
I agree about the tats and jewelry on R37 (not about the tan, love a great tan line), he's a hot man but probably lacks the extra beefy ass this thread is about.
R40 [italic]is[/italic] in danger -- of surprise anal from me.
I remember being startled that Dabney Colman had such a great ass. My loins stirred (Marie!) in the theater when that scene came on.
- oh yeah
- R56, Brad Pitt would have a white ass?
- r61, why is that guy lying on the dining room table? Eeeaaauww. Biohazard! I would have to Clorox that baby to ever eat off of it again.
And his ass just looks nasty! Sorry.
- A daddy ass is a hot ass
- I have the same table as r61. Icky
- Whatever made me think those chair went with that table???
- R44's is the best daddy ass so far.
- Not even close, R70. OP guy and R1, R39, R40 and Dabney for the win.
- What, no more man-butt photos. I mean mature manly man butt pics.
- [quote]Dabney Coleman had one fine ass. Ever see "Cloak and Dagger"? He wore skintight pants in that movie. You could bounce a quarter off that tight ass.
That was Henry Thomas
- OMG, R60! I was about to write the same things you wrote, regarding the OP and R40! We have exactly the same taste in buttocks.
- Thread is another example of the weirdos DL attracts.
- Grandpa ass!
Isn't she the lady that killed Jon=Benet?
- Droopy-ass daddy.
- Farm daddy presenting ass!
- Not much ass visible, but this amuses me. Daddy fucks a younger guy while wearing his Sophia Petrillo glasses cord.
- Fuck me, Paw-Paw!
- Middle-aged Marine ass.
- Smooth daddy ass.
- Moar daddy ass!
- David Pevsner presenting.
- Mine looks like cottage cheese with pimples.
- I love hot daddys.
- I wonder if he's a nudist, or lost a bet
- I love this thread.