Are you illiterate, R2? The original thread (likely from 2010) was deleted. We cannot afford to lose such a precious artifact.
I loved the names: Geeter, Glioma, Melasma and Areola.
Gia has really become quite beautiful. Teresa should be proud of her.
Have you seen Gia, lately? It looks as if her nose got rolled all over her face with a rolling pin.
Ugly in pink.
But Juicy Joe is hot hot HOTTTTTTT
The Silverbacks have settled in for the night. All is quiet. Mama Silverback goes into Aerola's bedroom to say goodnight and groom her. Squealing when she finds the larva of a moth in Areola's fur, Mama pops the treat into her mouth and lumbers out of the room to check on the other one. Meanwhile, Papa Silverback is grunting sweet nothings into a cell phone in the basement. "Here comes my lowland silverback wife."
What kind of lowlife would start a thread like this?
R9 cracked me up.
And little Glioma?
I don't think Teresa is ugly at all. She has a great body, blue eyes, thick dark hair. She looks great for 40 plus.
It's like a Real Doll surrounded by four Real Progeria Dolls.
Put a cigar in the little one's mouth and I swear I once met her at OTB.
Oh Lawd Jesus, y'all are making me laugh with this shit!!
Carve and pare the mangled fetuses before me! I require their souls to sustain my corybantic frolics...
Remember this the next time you consider taking a dip in a public pool:
Eeek, R18! Someone call Quinn... and we're going to need a bigger boat!
How can children with so many material advantages be so homely?
Oh, ok look at the parents.
For laughs, go to allabouttrh.com and read any thread about Teresa or her kids. Her stans go crazy on anyone who criticizes their appearance or behavior. It's hilarious how many of them find Gia to be beautiful and well-mannered.
They truly are the ugliest children I have ever seen. They look kind of like those little troll dolls they used to make back in the 70s and they become even uglier (is this possible?) the older they get. The baby used to be kind of cute when she was around a year old, but now she is starting to look like the older ones. These kids are also the worst brats I have ever seen in my life. Of course, their father looks like a retarded gorilla and Teresa resembles an ape with that super low hairline and eyes that are a mile apart. Now, Teresa's brother and his wife have some gorgeous kids.
Momma's going to prison, you fugly little twats!
Does anyone remember that grotesque scene in "Alien Resurrection" when Ripley stumbled across that lab filled with human/alien hybrids? That's what these gestational products remind me of. There's something not completely human about them.
My pussy is sprouting hair, youse guys. So is my chest.
Why are you mean to the kids? I don't get it.
Welcome to DL, R26. We're not so much being mean to kids as we are spotlighting the terror that genetics is capable of producing. Some people really should just adopt. Even if it's simply adopting an animal from the local shelter.
I don't think the little one will be ugly forever...
no surprise there
theresa is fug as hell
her hubby is fat as hell
not a good combination for procreating
ugly girls X 4
That pic @ R35 gets me every time.
The mother is hideous so what did you expect?
At least these kids are funny, unlike those three god awful, humorless Manzo oafs.
These deformed, terribly unfortune, progyria-looking bitches makes me think that Yoda is their father.
why isn't joe a citizen? don't you get citizenship when you get married?
Mommie and daddy are going to jail !!!
No, you're not. If you marry a Citizen you're entitled to a Green Card but in order to get it, you have to APPLY for it. They obviously didn't do that. Probably too lazy or part of some scheme he concocted thinking he could be as corrupt as he wanted and nothing would happen to him.
Trolls. All of them.
What's wrong with you!!!?!?!? Her girls are quite beautiful. Gia has the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. Simply gorgeous!!
This is what real PROGERIA looks like....an 88 yr old person, not feral Italian monkey kids!
R40 funny? They're fucking spoiled brats. There's nothing cute or funny about them.
Milania is utterly fabulous.
They have four girls. Three look like Theresa while one doesn't. The one that doesn't is quiet. You often see her in the background doing something quietly by herself. She reminds me of a knome.
What is that, R50?
R51 I meant gnome.
Their faces have a weirdly flattened, stretched look. Like someone rat a steaming hot iron over them. Come to think of it, ironing their faces would probably be an improvement.
Miss Cohen needs to give Melanoma her own show.
Hey--look at the bright side: The family will save money on rape whistles.
Melissa's kids are ugly, too. They look like both parents. J-HO wanna be and Shetland pony with his creepy eyes.
r56, the daughter is actually pretty. The sons are cute but could wind up being odd-looking.
[quote]Melissa's kids are ugly, too. They look like both parents. J-HO wanna be and Shetland pony with his creepy eyes.
They might not be the most attractive kids but they are beauties compared to Theresa's mutant looking kids.
I can only imagine the laser hair bills once they hit puberty.
It pains me greatly to know that these...creatures...are breathing the same air as me.
Now, now! Gia is actually doing some print modeling and she's really not that bad. She's kind of growing in to her face...
Those kids make ME suffer from postpartum depression.
[quote]Any savings is offset by the fact that they have to buy dog whistles instead.
No matter. Gia and Milania are both going to earn pretty pennies... lots and lots of pennies.
I need to remember to apply wrinkle cream before reading this thread because it's giving me laugh lines!!!
They'll need all the pennies they can get, R74...being that their parents will be in prison and all. Someone's gonna have to feed those little Gremlins. Lets just pray it's before midnight.
Joe taught Melonomia how to drag her knuckles across the floor. She's now runway ready.
You can almost physically FEEL the wart hog DNA in these unfortunate gestational misadventures. Again, it's the same way you could almost feel Sigourney's alien DNA in the last Alien movie.
P.S., I'm sure all those girls will grow up to perform some interesting & unique blowjobs with their inner striking jaws.
Hence the pretty pennies I said they'd earn. Lots and lots of pennies.
Boom Boom Sha Bam!
I cannot even imagine what a teen girl goes through being faced with this shit that her disgusting parents have made her endure. I feel bad for all of them.
Gia actually seems to be okay-looking. Milania really is the ugliest child I have ever seen. Teresa should burn in hell for no reason other than exposing her children to this level of derision. The woman's narcisissim and greed are clearly without peer.
I can't fathom that those fug faces sell magazines.
Looks like Tre stopped posing for them - that is an old pic.
Maybe if we feed these creatures they'll go away before laying their thousands of eggs.
Fortunately, soon Teresa will only have to see them once a month. On visiting day. Assuming Joe and Melissa have time to drive them between selling mansions, writing books and performing LIVE!
Too bad electrolysis is out of style. It really helped a lot of women with low hairlines. They should stop focusing on their crotch waxing and raise that hairline.
LOL Wendy Williams said on her show today that the Giudices "make some good kids!" I just had to laugh & think of this thread! Wendy needs new glasses.
This is an horrible horrible thread there kids for crying out loud !!!
R91 yup lol but if you read poster comments on sites that kiss-ass Giudice (see allabouttrh.com for an example), a lot of women seem to agree.
Personally, I don't think her kids are good looking at all. Gia in particular already has a big fucking honker.
Now Melissa and Joe, they make cute kids.
and I'm sorry but Teresa trying to push how "pretty" her daughters are on us will only make things worse. Gia apparently is "modeling" with some small-time company and sorry...the girl is just pretty in any way. I blame Teresa for putting her out there and giving her false hope:
and yes, Teresa said they went to a real poinsettia farm
Hey! Don't make fun of those kids! They were born that way!...............It's not too late to buy ArtPop.
R98 Hey Gaga. Well, right now the Giudice girls can't afford to have nose jobs (and boob jobs in their teen years). Their only hope is to get some free work and use the old "i can be a walking advertisement for your work, doctor". Hey it worked for the WhoreTrashian women.
tre suckss cock and soon, pussy in prison. there gonna have to get by on gia's modeling money and maybe sum royalties from the canoli kit and on display. and tres teeth whitner
i tan at sizzle..
I command them to stop breathing up my oxygen--NOW!
[quote]It's here-the 2013 GIUDICE FAMILY XMAS CARDDDDD!!!
Gia looks like a fucking $20 whore.
Milania is lifting up her skirt to show off her "goodies."
What a waste of paper & ink to print those things. I weep.
Season's Greetings Whore!
The one on the far right of the Christmas card looks nothing like the rest of them. She lucked out in the genetics department.
Last Christmas before mommy & daddy go to the slammer--take lots of pics, kids, they'll last longer!
Gia Giudice casually used the f-word gay slur on her twitter and for some reason her parents turned this into an opportunity to talk to Star Mag (probably for $). Gia apologized in the magazine and of course answered questions about the family drama.
Teresa and Joe have now resorted to pimping out their kids. Pathetic!
This morning, I swear I saw one of those trolls rise from the snow.
Guys, PLEASE spam the following linked thread if you want to-the Giudice frau fans are so annoying. They get mad when people attack Gia's parents for allowing her to talk to a tabloid? GTFO