Sure, there are some ugly ones, but the hot ones are a dime a dozen. Where do their good looks stem from? Were their criminal forefathers all handsome? Even many of the non-model material ones are still very doable.
It's interesting, put a couple of Aussies in a lineup of white guys and I can point them out. There's a certain look they have about them. I swear it has to do with their jawlines.
Nothing hotter than when they take their speedos and shove it up the crack of their ass on the beach!
Oi! Mary, Queen of Mussy!
They aren't hot. Where are you from that you think Aussies are anything to look at? They're about as "hot" as British men.
I don't find them hot.
Before you say this is not good without pictures, here you go.
They have a certain cavemen look if that's what you like, OP. And their accents get annoying pretty fast.
Yeah I was gonna say that in the other thread about Aussies, there's a disproportionately buff number of hot people in Oz. I wanna fucking live there, I like their no holds barred attitude as well.
So many of the actors from their shitty braindead soap operas go on to make it in Hollywood, even terrible actors like Jesse Spencer. You don't see that with people in British gloom soaps Eastenders, Corrie or even the looks based Hollyoaks. Rob James Collier being sort of an exception, a model and limited actor but with charisma.
I think as well as the looks, the Aussies are more of a US centric culture as Mel Gibson said and they can do the accent better.
Just had a friend come back from living in Sidney for a year - he said that Aussie guys are really into Americans and their accents for some reason - I had a hard time believing it, as yanks sound like retching buffalos but he swears they are super into it.
Not caveman, but certainly a bit rougher around the edges and not afraid to show it. A certain swagger is hot.
A lot of the actors in Spartacus are from Australia.
I read that the Hemsworth brothers took an American English class, so it must be emphasized for actors over there rather than non stop Shakespeare.
They aren't! They tend to have close-set eyes, big noses, and thin lips.
[quote]Just had a friend come back from living in Sidney
There is a mutual admiration society between Aussies and Americans. I have family there and it's wonderful to hear nice things about Americans for a change from abroad.That being said the guys are so fucking cool there. Yeah they can be butchy BUT who wants Paul Lynde when you can have the Aussie version of Johnny Beefcake!;)
Why do I picture OP typing this while the glittering eyes of his ceramic mermen figurines look on with disapproval?
aussie guys can be absolutely beautiful in their teens and early 20s, - like many Brit and Irish guys, but they all turn really ugly once they start hitting their 30s. I've never seen an attractive older Asssie guy. French guys, on the other hand are unattractive when young and get much much better looking as they age.
That's okay Aussie guys may lose their looks but guys from the US are generally uninformed from birth. BTW most Aussies (like Europeans) despise self aggrandizing Yanks.
If you want a masculine guy, Aussies are the ones to look into.
I liked the post 19, it was an interesting observation.
Aussies used to be hot. Like Brits they're getting fat and fast-food flabby now, and I agree that they don't age well. And they have as many arrogant assholes and right wing blowhards as America too.
Italians and Brazilians are way better looking on average.
I went to Sydney two years ago. At first...yeah, Australians are cute, what a body....but then...they are kind of snarky, pissy, bitchy, bitchy girls....
I want a nice Polish guy
Inbreeding and a somewhat closed society generally leads to uniformity in looks, behaviour, mannerisms,speech patterns.
And, they are essentially the outdoorsy version of Brits...see history books for explanation.
r24, tell us you were surrounded by a whole bunch of GAY Aussie gays.
Why do they age so badly? Is it too much sun and lack of sunscreen use?
Which Australian guys have yellow skin?
Aussie guys are no hotter on average than any other country, there's the usual mix of hot and hound, it just seems like they're all hot if all you've seen lately is People of Walmart.
R43, so what fabulous society do you come from?
Whatever it is, it is tolerant of xenophobes cause that's what you are.
Australia has some rednecks (like every western country) but they don't all live in caravan parks (as they're called here). Most live in houses and apartments, and many are wealthy.
Despite the fact that we have our fair share of rednecks, we also have universal health care, almost full legal rights for gays (not marriage), our prime minister is an athiest and no one cares, next to no neo-nazis, you do not have to be a Christian to be part of a jury, we do not have the death penalty, we have very tight gun laws, hate crime legislation exists, we accept more refugees (per head of population) than most other countries in the world (apart from the US and Canada) and so on.
But you're a xenophobe so you wouldn't know or care about actual facts.
Oh, and we've got lots of hot men too.
Is there an Aussie dude Tumblr?
Because working class whites, their ancestors, are hot. Middle and upper not so much.
This thread does not have enough example pictures as proof.
Get on that.
Because you don't have to live them on a daily basis.
Even if I met an Aussie who wasn't hot, I would still let him fuck me in the ass because of that Aussie accent. And I'm not even a bottom!
I watched all 692 episodes of Prisoner (Cell Block H), and there was only like four decent looking guys in the whole series.
R54 Sure Jan
I would let an Aussie dude fuck me in the asshole based on his ACCENT ALONE. That's just how hot they are. And I'm not even a bottom!
unclean anus alert!!
Couldn't find a pic that better illustrates REAL Aussie doing their dude thing.
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