It is true. OP. Mel Gibson's was beautiful too. It is sort of like the lord decided you can't have everything. I'm going to make you and out and out loon but I'll compensate by giving you a mighty fine ass.
Not gonna lie. His ass is pretty delicious. He's a hot guy, but in the past decade, he's become so sweaty, greasy, and sleazy. Kinda turns me off. He too crazy for even a one night stand. A shame.
Does bottoming help tone the butt?
Nice dick too. And this was young Tom, before he got all loony. (Or before we realized how loony he was...)
R2, Read my post on Going Clear and you'll see how Scientology is physically destroying TC.
Does his butt look as good today?
That's where Xenu ejaculates.
Is it true that TC had butt implants?
His ass is very tasty and oh so tight (at least it was before I got through with it).
I was watching "Days of Thunder" the other day, and there's a scene near the beginning of the film where he's on the race track on the side of a car, and he's in tight black jeans, and his ass is truly to die for.
R15, Here is the original source discussing what is really wrong with TC, from a medical/psychiatric perspective. You'll have to scroll down towards the end of the page to see the part that I copied for the Going Clear thread. If anyone can post a better link, I would sincerely appreciate the help.
Yes, r7, Franco is gay and out (he came out in his 70s).
Is this thread an example of a Scieno astroturf operation?
The thing about Tom Cruise is that he's been such a self-deluded homophobic cunt with a Messiah complex that gay men here like to pretend he's unattractive physically and always has been.
But it's just not true. No one would ever have cared if he were gay or straight had he not once been extremely sexy once upon a time. Granted, that was back in 1985, but even so he's had decent plastic surgery, and he works out a lot, and he has always had a great plump ass.
Just read this old piece of gossip. Who's the bio dad?
Katie "is playing stepmother to a girl whose biological father is buttfucking her husband tommyboi.
is it also a religious swingers club? there is yet another minefield of bombs yet to come out about these creeps."
OP = David Miscavige.
He was a chunky fat ass in Rain Man. When he did Interview he was so insecure about how his fat ass would look next to Brad Pitt that he had liposuction on it. God only knows what other things besides penises and sex toys have gone in and out of his ass since then.
I have no problem with him doing whatever he needs to do for his career or vanity or whatever. But a homophobic douchebag is a homophobic douchebag and nothing can make that attractive.
It's huge, unnaturally round when he's bent over, unattractively pear shaped when he stands up, and just strange I doubt it's even his real butt, but they could have chosen a sexier assed stand in. Hell, the stand in may even be padded.
Ever see him in 'Losing It?', he was pudgy and unattractive.
No No No No.. all you bitches are wrong! The scene in Mission Impossible 4 where they are in that tall skyscraper and everyone is dressed in fancy clothes as they prepare for battle, Tom is wearing some nice dress pants, and its a side shot of him by the window, I was like DAMN his ass looked so round and plump and bubblicious! I didn't know he got it like that. All those shots posted do no justice.
He was hot as hell in the 80s, the #1 pin-up. He also isn't as perfect as he seemed either, he has a big nose (not a bad thing on a guy by any means) and I'd love to know the story about them teefs. The ones in The Outsiders were fakes of course but I think they were meant to be pretty bad before.
As for his ass, I remember reading he was self conscious about it in Far and Away and got a butt double or something.
And I agree with Quentin Tarrantino that Top Gun was SUPER gay and homoerotic. lol @ Kelly McGillis as love interest - she's a classic amongst heavy rumours later confirmed.
As a kid I always thought the lyrics to "Take My Breath Away" were "is this foolish lover gay?".
Tom's teef were pretty jacked before he got an implant for "Risky Business". His messed-up teeth in "The Outsiders" are really how they looked back then.
I would like a shot at his butt. I know he is crazy, but he is still a great looking guy.
He really does wonderful butt presentation doesn't he. Paul Newman must have adored him.
That's the same pic as my vid in the OP post, R35.
Really r33? I've heard some say that, but I thought they were fakes for the movie.
Bless Coppola for making one of the hottest movies ever. It may have been a lit adaptation but that was damn near the whole of the bratpack. The 80s may have been a shit time to be gay in terms of the homophobia/lack of visibility in movies etc but at least you had homoerotic fests like that.
We were shown The Outsiders at school. Speaking of school, the guy I was in love with then was a Tom Cruise lookalike. He is damn near identical in some of the teen pics. Sigh. Stunning ass and body which he loved to show off. I thought he was gay but you could never tell then with most of them. Needless to say he was "popular" and called Ken Doll by everyone, but he managed to avoid the cool (i.e. dumb) crowd as he was a science whizz. Nevertheless I refuse to FB any of those school cunts, all dead wood.
Anyway I did a little research and here were the originals. He probably had the caps taken out for The Outsiders. He's since had them continually tweaked I think, in Risky Business they were a bit more jagged. There was an SNL skit where they parodied The Color of Money with a brown toothed Cruise.
Now fixed here.
The all time worst case of celeb teefs though is Shania "Hillbilly" Twain.
Some people just were born with bad teeth that weren't aligned properly or go yellow very early on, so nobody could blame these two for having dental work. Plus a big part of Cruise's success was that killer smile, perhaps the biggest asset to have in looks.
Americans obsession with perfect teeth is one of their most admirable qualities I always thought, the Brits are finally catching on. Like when that rude dyke Claire Balding spoiled the Grand National winner's victory by saying he could now afford to get his teeth fixed - little did the cunt know he had a congenital condition that gave him the awful teeth. Naturally he had em done.
Anyway back to Cruise azz
That bloated pair of water balloons he has stuck under his pants are as fake as a Vegas whore's tits. He pretty much lost any human appeal at the time he turned 20. And now he's as artificial and soulless as Michael Jackson, in his own way.
He has lady hips, kinda a turn off on a man.
R42, does he also have a lady butt?
Which famous guys also have lady hips and butts?
Sadly his body is starting to do the half-century sag, droop, and spread.
He may be a strange but he is sexy.
Regarding Tom Cruise's teeth, he had braces 10 years ago. They made a big to-do about it on ET or one of those entertainment news shows. They were one of those invisible braces with ceramic brackets. I found this pic:
His voice is very high and feminine in that "Endless Love" clip at R49. He also looks like he just stepped off the set of a Chi Chi LaRue film.
There's a whole Tumblr dedicated to Tom Cruise's big hot ass.
As much as I dislike Tom Cruise as a person, I do have to say he's still pretty hot and if given the opportunity I would totally dive into his ass.
Tom Cruise is going down in an unmitigated, crazy way since David Miscavige can no longer "protect" him by ordering crazy, "eccelesiastical" lapping ceremonies at his, well, lap.
The Church of Scientology and David Miscavige are going down and in an ugly way.
His ass was never any good after his Underwear Dance movie. Broad, fat-flat, artificial. Yuck.
I liked "Valkyrie". So sue me.
Bryan Singer got a great shot of it in Valkyrie.
Tammy has womanly hips.
The butt is wide and flat.
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