Okay, he's technically a VP, so not my direct boss, but OMG he is soooo hot. So hot. He's married! Two kids. I know this because I Facebook stalk him LOL He's 33. So cute. He runs a lot of marathons. I learned this from Googling him. I created a fake profile on FB and tried to add him so I could see all of his pictures, but he never accepted. I did look at some of his friends; pics and found a lot of him. In shorts! He looks like a lot of fun.
Does he have hairy legs? I am a fool for hairy legs!
This will end well!
Seduce him then you can retire!
LOVE = obsessed with
You should totally stab him.
Honey, the teacher who watches you in study hall is not really a V.P.
Peggy? Is that you?
Did you post this from the bushes outside his bedroom window? I have a feeling you did.
OP, I'm so happy for you. And just think, if you live in NY now you can get married.
OP, did you steal his trash and go through it yet?
Well, OP --- I'll give you credit for owning it.
This thread is useless without, wait for it...
R13, this is a pic that one of his friends posted on FB for an 80s themed party!
Scrawl "I will not be ignored!" in bright red lipstick on the men's washroom mirror.
Works like a charm ...
R14/OP Google Images revealed nothing about that particular photo, but you really shouldn't be posting pics from the man's Facebook page, or you could be out of a job and owner of a reputation called "crazy motherfucking online stalker." Once that happens, you won't be able to get a job delivering cronuts.
How did a 33 year old become VP? He looks like a kid.
OP, you freak, see if you can 'back door' his pictures and friend a friend of his.
Grrrl, if you are going to get fired, be it sooner than later.
And keep posting his pix.
You know you want your head buried between those muscular thighs...
Get the rabbit and boil the water for OP
Find out if he broadcasts on Cam4 or casually mention the site to him. I did to my coworker and piqued his interest. A couple of weeks later I saw him on the site. Hee hee.
He's got legs to die for.
Even though you were smart enough to post a picture where he's essentially in disguise, don't post anymore, OP.
You can tell he runs. Nice muscular legs.
More pics, please!
MORE pics, please!!!!
Ewwwww, you consider that good looking?
If you Facebook stalk, can the other person know who has been looking at their profile over and over again?
Has he paid any unusual attention to you, OP? Did anything happen at the christmas party?
How long have you been working [italic]under[/italic] him?
How long have you been working [italic]on[/italic] him?
This thread has potential.
[quote] If you Facebook stalk, can the other person know who has been looking at their profile over and over again?
Can't you tell by the friends who show up in your Friends box? I heard those 9 people are the people who frequent your sight the most.
Is that true?
Nothing like putting your job on the line for the sake of mediocrity.
Great job, OP. Keep up the good work and your questionable taste in men.
R27, considering he's wearing a wig, shades and a fake mustache, it's hard to tell. But the body looks nice and fit.
R30, no, but the OP also said that they aren't Facebook friends.
Love the 70s pron look he has OP.
Not a runner's body at all.
OP is a 16 year old girl.
Wasn't this a Will & Grace episode?
Did FB even exist when Will and Grace was on?
I Facebook stalked someone from work once. We had an ok casual relationship, then all of a sudden she acted cold to me and blocked her page from public viewing. I think I showed up on her ' people you may know' section, and we don't have any friends in common. I saw the guy who bags groceries at my local store show up on my 'people you may know list'. I think that if you stalk someone's page, that Facebook adds them to this list. I now log into a dummy account when I want to stalk.
At a former company I worked for I had a crush on my boss too. He was the CEO. Very hot. He had 3 handsome sons who looked just like him, all of whom I practically watch grow up. I came across nude Cam4 caps of his middle son who was in college at the time and it gave me a raging hard-on. it was like seeing a younger version of my boss and here he was nude on my computer screen. Like a dream come true.
R39, that's not how it works. You're being paranoid.
And R39, since you both work at the same place, that's probably the connection FB used for the People You May Know.
I think R39 is right.
Well then you're a FUCKING IDIOT, R43!!!
Take your meds, R44. It's okay that you can't know everything...
"People you may know" is a connection made by having common friends, school, or workplaces. The grocery bagger case may be one of common friends, since r39's friends may shop at the same store and may be friends with the bagger. Or the bagger lives in the neighborhood and may have friends in common with r39.
But it is NOT a list drawn from people who go on your page. If that were the case, then the poor John Smiths of the world, who must be visited by a good thousand people a day who are searching for another John Smith, would be bombarded with hundreds of "people they may know" whom they actually don't, which would have made Facebook a very shitty social network engine.
OP, the guy looks older than 33 ,and he looks like a nerd even though he is wearing a costume.
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small world after all,
It's a small, small world.
because of that, OP, why risk it?
find another fascination.
R48, haha do you know his boss? Is his name Jason?
Can you at least give us a better picture than that? What to you OP? are you hiding in your home having a break down? Wow! this is like a movie made for the Lifetime Channel staring some Canadian actor who know one knows who the he is.
Don't post any pics, OP. DL loves to tattle. You will lose your job.
Psssssst I found some suspicious charges on OP's expense account. Why would he need to purchase binoculars, gloves, chloroform, rope and duct tape?
I'm not one of those who mind straight women on this board except when they bring their Valley Girl text-speak with them.
OP, drop the OMGs and LOLs. You sound stupid regardless of the stalking.
Are you the newish Eye Roll Troll/ Emoticon Troll who is suddenly commenting on every thread?
Just boil the bunny, Alex.
I agree with r39.
I had the friend of a friend show up on my people you may know feed. I wouldn't think this was strange except that our mutual friend doesn't even have internet, yet alone Facebook and we have no other people in common.
There are a lot of bitchy queens on DL.
You do r56. You just don't know about it.
Again, cataloging uninvited visitors as "people you may know" is simply bad business, and the result would be a very poor social network engine, which Facebook, with its billion dollar empire, isn't.
I'm afraid to post more pictures. He is very hot, though, and his body is slammin. His ass, which I'm an ass man, is glorious and he dresses very nice. I do have his address but I've been afraid to go by there. He lives really close, though, about 10 minutes. He's actually 35 not 33 and an AVP. I've only ever talked to him a few times. I want him so bad.
"I do have his address but I've been afraid to go by there."
Do NOT listen to your fear, OP! You are letting your fear rule your life, and that is no way to live!
Go by there frequently, both before and after work and at various hours on the weekends. The more closely you get to know his patterns of comings and goings, the better!
OP, can't you find someone else to want? Like someone gay and available? Like someone who won't end up placing criminal charges against you?
OP, you are going to regret this. You do not want to be unemployed right now and with that on your record, it will ruin you.
Find someone outside of work to obsess over.
I'm his FB friend now!!!!
There were a couple of tagged pics of him I could see of him on his public profile and there was a guy with him in some of the pics (looks like it's his brother in law). I saw that they weren't friends tho so I took the guys profile pic and cover photo and all of his info and created a fake FB page and then requested Michael. And he added me.
Sadly there's not a lot of pictures but there are a few so not a total loss. There is a picture of him with his bitch wife and their little girl at Chik Fil A on their Appreciation Day tho and they are dressed all patriotic so that was kind of a bummer. I'm gonna blame the whore wife for that one though.
My office has a view of the hallway though and whenever I see him going to the restroom, I go. I was thinking that could start up a convo like "hey! We're on the same pee schedule! Lol"
here's another pic he's got glasses on so you can't really see him but it's more clear than the other.
OP - just so you know, 35 isn't quite right either.
R67, well I don't know how to look up his age but I know he's older than me, and he's married with two kids so that sounds 35ish, though he does look damn good for that age!!!
[quote]There is a picture of him with his bitch wife and their little girl at Chik Fil A on their Appreciation Day tho and they are dressed all patriotic so that was kind of a bummer. I'm gonna blame the whore wife for that one though.
Whoa, OP, you really jumped the shark with this little gem. Why can't EST's ever play it cool? They just can't resist pushing it OTT.
BTW, if you're posting pics of yourself, you ARE kinda cute, but douchey for wearing sunglasses inside.
OP, honey, I think R67 is trying to tell you something, and it isn't about the dude's age.
R69 - wonder if he wears them at night?
R69, unfortunately I wasn't lying. But like I said, I choose to blame the wife!
And he was wearing sunglasses inside because it was a theme party!!!
Why did you black out his face in the pic @ R72? That could be any Chic-fil-A family.
R74, because he's not wearing glasses! And how would I find a picture that perfectly fit my description?
BUT he didnt post it on FB someone else posted it on his page. It was apparently originally posted on his city's Chik Fil A page so again, I'm choosing not to hold it against him!
OP, R70 is onto something
[quote]This patriotic family made some of our favorite Uncle Sam hats for the Red, White & Spicy Memorial Day at Chick-fil-A!
[quote] There is a picture of him with his bitch wife...I'm gonna blame the whore wife
You are sick, OP.
He is HOT!
OP, did the restraining order kick in yet?
Yes, R79, he is.
R67, what are you trying to tell OP?
Where are the fucking pictures?
Go ahead and crop the head...
Ok, here's another with shades.
Ugh I want him so bad. I wouldn't hesitate to go for it if he were anybody else. I'm very good looking so I wouldn't say he's out of my league looks-wise, but the married thing and the getting fired thing scares me. I was thinking if I got him really drink like passed out drunk I could probably blow him but we're not friendly like that.
Should I just start speaking to him???
OP you are obsessing over something you will never get.
You need to get over this and move on.
See a shrink of something, but if you don't this will end disastrously.
You're an idiot, OP...an imbalanced one I felt bad for you for a little bit but the fact that you continue posting pictures of your boss in a public forum indicates that you don't really care about getting caught.
I hope you get busted and lose your job, you stalker freak.
Fuck you, R86!
OP, I too feel sorry for you but in a different way. I know you are infatuated with this guy, you are excited by all this personal stuff you can collect on him but THIS WILL NOT END WELL.
Take all the pictures, jack off all you want, but leave it at that.
The guy you are obsessing about only exists in your head. The real deal is a married man who takes his family to CHIK FIL A fer crimeny sake!
He wasn't at work today. ):
[quote] He wasn't at work today.
He was probably talking to the police about you.
That poster is hinting that s/he knows the boss or probably works at the same place. People use the phrase "it's a small world" when they discover that someone knows a person that they know.
OP, when you've noticed that he's gone into the bathroom and followed, have you been surprised to find him in the toilet stall taking a crap instead of at the urinal?
R93, yes! He poops almost on schedule. 9 and 1.
So Ernie's I stand there and look at his shoes.
OP, do you get turned on by the smell of his shit?
R94, he poops twice in the course of just 4 hours?
BTW: I don't get what this means:
[quote]So Ernie's I stand there and look at his shoes.
R39 here again. I am telling you, I know for a fact that Facebook suggests people you may know from people that attempt to visit your page. Another example is an ex lover from 15 years ago. I tried to look him up, just to see what he looks like now. I put in his name and the city we used to live in. There were several people with his name. One of the guys had a lion as a photo. It was a blocked page, so I couldn't see any details. About a week later, I got a friend request from him. He was the guy with the lion photo, and I was suggested as a person that he may know from Facebook. We have no mutual friends, and he now lives in a different city (as do I). There is no other explanation. We have never worked together, live on different coasts, and have no mutual friends.
R95, that's nasty.
OP, lots of straight guys don't get very much head, their wives don't like to get their hair messed up and they definitely don't like to swallow. So you have a good chance with this guy. Let him know how much you like to suck cock and what a great deal throater you are and I'll just bet he leaves his wife for you.
OP, you are only hurting yourself because you want the unattainable.
Also, the man is married and has a child, back off! That should be an alarm right there to call it quits. Besides, why would anyone want to get involved with someone who has those obligations in life?
R99, that is an interesting rather obnoxious theory ,but if the GUY IS STRAIGHT! HE ISN'T INTERESTED IN ANOTHER GUY!!!! YOU GET IT!! There are plenty of females out there who have low self esteem ,and who are willing to do that.
Given the OP's fixation and the number of responses it has engendered, I was expecting some sizzling slab of manmeat when I opened those picture links. Instead, what I saw was a Generic McPlainwrap. Go figure...
OP, you might find out what gym he belongs to and buy a membership there. Most likely he takes a shower on site after his workout and it would be a good opportunity for you to see him naked. My boss had got us company memberships to the gym located in our building. I've showered with my boss (as well as several male co-workers), but I had to control myself from getting hard then and there. Needless to say I masturbated vigorously when I got home.
He looks so hot today. I'm so close to just going into his office, shutting the door and going to town on that cock and letting him play target practice with my tonsils.
Don't want to highjack the thread but thought this would be the best place to share my story instead of creating another thread. I left my last job at the start of 2012 and since that time, I've had three sexual dreams which featured one of my ex-bosses. The latest one was this morning as I was taking a nap. I was thinking of contacting the guy via email on Facebook, not in a "I dreamt about your cock" way but more like "I had the strangest dream and you were in it". I know it's a bad idea but I'm so tempted.
Do you happen to have any pictures of your boss?
R104, that's reasonable enough. Go for it! And report back.
What happened to the OP. Did he get fired?
Ahhh! We rode up in the elevator together this morning and my flash went off when I was taking a pic of his ass!!! I played it off but not sure how convincing I was.
His ass is just so beautiful though I wanted a picture. And it didnt even come out. Ugh.
With all the stable, qualified people unemployed or underemployed (I'm retired, btw), it really galls me that our crackpot OP is still gainfully employed.
[quote]my flash went off when I was taking a pic of his ass!!!