Wow! I always assumed airheads were mythical, but I've just discovered I was wrong!
I've eaten it
You can say there's no such thing...
but as for me and grandpa, we believe.
R5, you're on Santa's "naughty" list from now on!
On Xmas Eve, we always left a plate of cookies & milk for Santa, plus some raw carrot sticks for his reindeer. My dad hated milk, so that got poured back into the bottle -- but the cookies & carrots had always been eaten by morning.
They're born without reins. They don't become official reindeer until someone attaches the reins.
I eat reindeer meat regularly. It's common in my country.
How do they fly, though? They don't have wings.
I've eaten reindeer as well.
There's a southern pack that got separated by melting ice up in a peninsula in Canada, north of NY state.
In Germany, they stuff dolls with their hair... seriously.
There are mini jetpaks attached to the reins that let them fly.
Thank you for the IRL guffaw, OP.
Only on DL would you find posts about Randolph Mantooth and reindeer on page 1 at the same time.