That would be enabling you, OP.
We have to tell.
Just wait til mom finds out.
Whatever it is Beaver, I have just put on 2 brand new strands of pearls to clutch.
What I did was much worse, so if you blab my secret I'll be forced to blab your secret and then we're both stuffed.
What about the smell?
It's going to cost you,sister.
I can't keep a secret
No point in having a secret if you make a secret of it.
Shit. I already told Lois in Accounts Receivable.
It's too late. Everyone knows.
Lois told me, and I did tell Bethany in Accounts Payable, but she swore to me she'd only tell Tiffany on Reception.
I saw what you did and I know who you are!
If you'd learn not to suck every dick on the first date, we wouldn't have this melodrama.
Will he call? Yes, he'll call all of his friends to brag about you guzzling cum for the price of two vodka tonics and a bump of coke.
[italic]Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?[/italic]
I know what you did last summer.
I'll never [italic]TEH-ehhhhl.[/italic]
Un-oh. Ed on the loading dock already knows. And so does Phyllis.
Give me all your turkey meatballs and towels and I'll think about it.
Mom always said, "Don't play ball in the house!"
Everything said on Datalounge, stays on Datalounge. I assure you! Well, OK, most of it - I'd say about 13% does - no more, no less. I think...
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We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
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And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
The old site will remain around while things settle down but will go away fairly soon as we consolidate everything to the one "official" site.
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
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