She reminds me of those dodgy, old back teeth that wiggled a lot and eventually needed a root canals. Like her, it took loads of injections to make them numb, killing the roots and all feeling---only to be replaced as shiny porcelain veneer.
My old aunt Sandy.
10-lbs. of shit in a 5-lb. bag.
Madonna reminds me of fabulousness.
R1 that what be that has been, flash in the pan coke head Lady Gaga, who's ex manager even openly ADMITTED on CNN that they copied off of Madonna's old looks to create Lady Gaga.
R4 Elton John apologized to her after his ridiculous rant and even bought her dinner in Paris last summer, when he apologized.
Madonna was in the middle of her record breaking #1 grossing tour of the year
And fat pig Elton was in the middle of buying another ugly ass wig.
Kudzu - she reminds me of kudzu. She's everywhere covering everything. Pretty from a distance yet invasive and dangerous as she sinks her roots where they don't belong. She chokes out more valuable specimens. And, sigh, she'll survive and thrive regardless of efforts to eradicate her.
W&W for R12, who's totally on the money.
The physical incarnation of the clap.
I always love hearing from DL's unhinged, mentally ill anti-Madonna troll.
While the rest of us have moved on and never even think of the woman, the OP is so completely obsessed, she fails to see the irony in posting thread after thread after thread on someone she wants to convince herself is over and equally hated.
OP, I wish you AND Madonna would just cease to exist.
This poll is perfect, she reminds me of nothing.
She reminds me of my cousin. Once a beauty and always the prettiest woman at every party, but now at 50 is no longer the prettiest woman at the party and is spending a small fortune to try to get back that prettiness.
My grandma Ethel.
My mom. She and her friends were fans back in the day. They're all in their 50's now. Noone my age listens to her. Seriously.
As R19 continues to live in his moms basement.....
R8 wins the award for most incomprehensible post in the history of the Datalounge.
Shirley MacLaine. Someone with no talent who parlayed a career.
not in my 50s. Considered young and "hip". Madge still has it guys. Sorry if you disagree.
She still has it.
Maybe you have eclectic taste R23, but in no capacity is a Madge fan considered young and/or hip. You contradict yourself.
I guess you think Cher is still relevant too.
Her first albums reminds me of my senior year of high school
Erotic, Bedtime Stories and Music remind me of when I lived in NYC...
I sorta got over her after that.
[quote]not in my 50s. Considered young and "hip". Madge still has it guys. Sorry if you disagree.
Madonna's hip is broken.
Ooh, R-31 made me think Madonna should do a remake of "Sextette." Or is she too old to play Marlo Manners?
Ones who've been mentioned a lot: Joan Crawford, Faye Dunaway, Old Bette Davis, Mae West, Courtney Love, Kate Winslet, Heather Mills, Drew Barrymore, Gwen Stefani (a distant cousin as is Celine Dion on the French Canadian side), Linda Henry, Edie Falco, succubus, vampire, skeletor, madame
There are a million lookalikes if you go through her old pics where she can look like different people on any given day.
The ones most like her overall in looks and attitude is Joan/Faye/Bette/Mae, been said she's now morphing into them.
Mae was closest in some ways and it never gets picked up on. She was shocking in her day, was banned and a major fag hag. But no talent aside, didn't Mae have a sense of humour.. she gave good quote, but I dunno if they were her. Too good to be true, if they were she would be able to do more.
A stinky 13 year old mutt, who another boxer has just peed on, and needs to
crawl off, behind the trash cans, to quietly die.
MADBOT, I wish you could quit us.
A sociopath who used the talent of underlings to keep her brand afloat. And when that didn't work, relied on cheap, fame-whoring p.r. tactics.
R24, any person who has to rely on using the term "relevant" is neither young, nor hip, nor can identify a cliché in a sentence, like...OH YEAH, YOU!
R36 out-giggles us all!
Janbot, why do you persist in this race when you have no chance of winning?