when were you last bitch-fucked?
when did you last bitch-fuck?
I JUST got through bitch-fucking a 24 y.o. FB of mine. He's a brown skinned hottie with a little fuzz in all the right spots, a tight bod, and a BIG hungry ass. He got baked before our session. First I licked his hole for a long while, then entered him as he lay on his belly, got into a squat and gave him the pile driver. Then I put him on his back, held his hands over his head and stuffed my other hand in his mouth as I banged him out some more. Then he said "I want to sit on it" and lowered his hungry boy hole down on my cock. For the final round, he was in his back holding up his legs as I mounted him and f•cked a creamy load out of him. Then I scooped up his boy cum and stroked myself off as I pushed his head down and ordered him to lick my nuts. I came with such force I hit the headboard. My little f*ckhole said "WOW". Now he's sleeping next to me.
I'm not hep to your jive, OP. Perhaps Barbara Billingsley could translate for us?
the harder the bitch, the harder the fuck
I like turning dudes into complete bitches
Hot daydream, R2.
And welcome back to reality.
Bitches need a good bitch-fuck
Don't be a mean bitch, be a good little bitch
Hey, please lover be kind.
be a kind of bitch to be fucked
I don't speak trash slang.
who you calling a bitch, bitch??
R11, what the hell are you doing on the DL then?
Oh. This is one of those "bros" thing that all the young idiots are pretending. Got it.
Sure thing, dude. You and your hardbody bud got it all all manly style, but not like queer or nothing, just two dudes plowing each other from one end to the other. Hell, the Greeks did it, right?
I think it was a 1999 or 2000. I still occasionally think about it. That Guy and his dick did amazing things to me and my ass.
That said...I was fucking HIGH all the time back then...but fuck. Slapping my ass, fucking me every way possible,talking filthy and mean to me, holding me down....damn.
Really, 13-14 years later....still jack off to the thought of it.
Clearly Cheryl needs to get bitch-fucked, yet no one is willing.
R2 just made me hard.
I'm no prude, but damn some of the terms we use are just gross. "Boy hole"? Ugh.
how about bitch-boi hole?
better than boihole, or, as DL once had it, boilhole.
Does anyone say "mangina" in anything but an ironic way? Cause that's gross, too.
Gretchen, quit trying to make bitch-fuck happen!
There seems to be very little anecdotal evidence of it actually happening.
If I could find a guy in NYC who did not look roided out, with a worn face, ugly tattoos and ropey veins I would hire him in a second.
R26 = bitch
Bitch-fucking sounds like a mean way to say someone sucks at sex.
sucking in sex is a good thing, no?
[R22] SO SORRY I did not consult the DL Style Manual- I'd have gone with 'mussy' or 'man-flower' instead.
May I please have a definition?
Guys, stop it. I'll faint...
Bring your bitch ass over here
You fuck like a girl.
Planning to bitch fuck someone tonight... Thnk he can take two, either one at each end or both in the same hole.
When Boy Holes get older its Man Pussy
R26, those are the guys who Bitch Fuck the best. Looking out for number one, tatted out like a billboard and pissed off from all the roids.
Trowing a good bitch-fuck - it's Friday!
The fantasies of maladjusted basement dwellers run amok.
R30, call it whatever you want - it's not like you're actually getting any. The only "man flower" you've seen is yours, and tell me that thing isn't wilted beyond season at this point.
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