What do singers do when they're performing in concert and suddenly have to take a shit?
Sometimes you just can't hold it.
The just go in their pants.
Live performers wear diapers all the time while on stage. Even ballerinas. Strippers have colostomy bags which they hide under the fabric of their clothes when they take it off.
Some of us don't shit at all
They hold it in. Or the band does a solo.
Uh, like you prepare in advance, dipshit. It's not like this is the lottery, you prepare for performances in lots of ways. I've been on stage for over thirty years and unless you are considering sudden-onset of dysentery what you mention simply would never happen to a professional.
I was about to laugh over this thread, then I remembered how I had to scramble for a throne (three separate occasions) when it was nervousness-induced, as I was about minutes away from doing some public speaking. And I barely ate beforehand as preparation. God, hated that feeling.
[quote]when it was nervousness-induced, as I was about minutes away from doing some public speaking
then you CLEARLY aren't speaking at a professional level.
r19, chill your panties. Didn't say I was a pro. This thread just brought back.. memories. I would exchange this nervous tic for panic attack-breathe in a bag anytime.
go for it
I remember a long time ago a rock singer said he had shat himself while belting out a song. Maybe it was Stephen Tyler?
You throw it at your fucking audience members.
“I c***ped myself on stage and it was the most embarrassing moment of my life.
“I was doing a dance number and I kicked s**t over two people in the front row because I had diarrhoea. I thought I’d just have a little fart, but then I’m kicking s**t over people.”
He's making that one up
Oh Darlings, as music royalty one must always have a tiara, hidden zippers and a throne on stage.