OKLAHOMA TORNADO! What will be CNN's name?bumper title for broadcasts this week?
TERROR ROARS IN THE HEARTLAND
TERROR COMES QUICKLY
not catchy enough..... what will it be?
Anderson gets plowed in OK
HORROR IN THE HEARTLAND
GOD TO MOORE, OK: FUCK YOU!
TERROR FROM THE SKY
PLUCKY OKIES WILL RETURN AND REBUILD SO THEY CAN LOSE IT ALL AGAIN NEXT YEAR!
RED STATE BEGS FOR FEMA MONEY!!!!!
Gone With The Wind: A Soledad O'Brien Special
This should be used as a test case for the Tea Party's philosophy of government.
All federal disaster relief funds should be withheld and the Tea Party should be responsible for coming up with the money.
Sweet Brown OKC resident
maybe CNN will recycle her classic response to a fire for their title.
ABC might have the worst of all.
They just interrupted for a special report to show the President's speech. Headline: "Direct Hit: Twister Outbreak."
This isn't a joke, honestly!
DANCING WITH THE WIND: THE MIRROR TROPHY EDITION
Does this mean ANOTHER week of low ratings for Chris Hayes and the MSNBC lineup?
ANDERSON VS. THE DOUBLETREE SIGN: THE REMATCH!!!
They were already broadcasting in over-the-top, dramatic tone this morning.
John Burman, sans his omnipresent brown suede jacket a'la Boston, was his typical frantic, exploitive self while reporting back to Zorida Zambolin in New York.
Then he had Chris Cuomo, gushing his feigned, self mourning, smearing "human interest" take that he learned form the pro herself, Diane Sawyer.
Sawyer and ABC News is likely already doing final edits on tonights special report on how the tornado targeted only women and girls and how females tend to suffer more from natural disaster. TONIGHT at 6:30 on ABC WORLD NEWS!
Everyone knows it's windy.
"Being Black in Tornado Alley (Black Skies, Black Struggles)": A CNN special report examining the unique challenges faced by African-Americans who live in tornado-prone states.
[quote]FOX will blame it on Obama.
And call it Tornado Benghazi!
"HEARTLAND TERROR: And the Winds Blew!"
"NATURE'S BATTLE IN THE HEARTLAND"
"OKLAHOMA IS.... NOT OK!"
Just saw the bumper--- the best CNN could come up with was "OKLAHOMA TORNADOES." They must be running out of exciting breaking news names.
Until it was designated F4, they were calling it HISTORIC TORNADO.
Anderson gets to wear his own wardrobe. No CNN logo jackets for him. Same with SanJAY.
GOD TO MOORE, OK: GOTCHA AGAIN! SHAME ON YOU
Why did they go so crazy over this tornado? It's an F5, there are 51 dead, it's possibly the largest tornado in US history..... And it turns out to be an F4 with only 2 dozen dead. Big schmiel
A CLICHED TORNADO: COMPLETE AND UTTER DEVASTATION!
OKLAHOMA TORNADO: NOT SO GREAT AFTER ALL. MY BAD
A hurricane just hit Oklahoma City.
"It's hard to describe what's going on. It's almost like a tornado hit OK."
20 CHILDREN DEAD!
(actually only 7)
20 CHILDREN DEAD!
'CHICKS 'N' DUCKS 'N' GEESE BETTER FUCKIN' SCURRY: DISASTER IN OKLAHOMA"
I love this one...I cracked up!