True luxury is not giving a rat's ass what the clucking hens say about you.
That's how you know you have "arrived" when you reach this state.
Happens to the best of us.
Menopause isn't pretty.
A good diet regimen and 6 months with a trainer and he'll look great again.
If he's happy, so be it.
OMG I thought he would be really overweight or something.. this is nothing! My god the OP is exaggerating. Sure, he has gained some weight, but it's hardly that bad. A few weeks in the gym and a good diet and he should be back to normal.
Okay, who are you people and what have you done with the real DL posters?
He probably put on weight for a movie role. He is still a hunk. I want him!
He looks far better than most men his age, and this is a classic "I'm going to trash him because I want him but know I can never have him" thread.
He's normal-person weight.
I would still do him, and enjoy it completely.
Drama queen. So he's a little chubby. The guy's pushing 50. What R6 said... he could easily lose the extra weight.
OP= Typical gay carb queen who has a buzz cut, wears Abercrombie, goes to the Abbey, gossips behind all of his friends back and gets fucked up the ass with a different guy every night. I'm sure I"m pretty accurate.
How dare Keanu Reeves not live up to my unrealistic expectations of him?
He looks awful.
Is he still acting ?? I've always liked him and it's been forever since I've seen him in something. He can still clean up quite nicely, I'm sure. He's like Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt .... they sometimes like to get grunngy looking and not be the pretty boy.
In fairness to the OP, he has gained quite a bit of weight in 7 months.
If he lost 10 pounds, got rid of that ridiculous haircut, and shaved, he'd look good again.
I would lick his shitter
He's a fool.
Still has a full of hair and yet, allows himself to turn into that mess?
Wasn't there a blind item recently on a drunk former A-lister?
OP, if given the opportunity, you'd tug that zipper down in a flash and feast on that sizemeat. So he's a bit chubby, looks very good to me.
That article was ridiculous. It's not fair to compare him to how he looked TWENTY TWO years ago.
He's not fat, but looks rather a mess in general.
Is he a top?
Oh my god, he looks like a normal human being! Eeek! Kill it with fire! Puhleez, I would love to see what some of you who are so critical look like. I'm sure you're all supermodels. I'd do him.
OP is right. Keanu is a fat fuck now. He has a double chin for crissakes. Maye the guy's on meds or something. His boozing doesn't help either.
He looks awful. Truly. Another millionaire alcoholic actor?
Why don't these "I used to be a hunk" types just go away if they're going to go to hell? I don't want to see it!
OP is right. He's not obese fat, but he's definitely bloated-fat and you can't deny the double chin.
And why the fuck do these old men like him, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, etc, insist on having long hair at their age? It looks stupid.
He looks like a normal guy. Didn't his sister have a horrible disease? Did she die? I remember reading that she was his last living relative.
I think Keanu is an atrocious actor but I've heard from numerous people in the biz that he's a really nice guy.
[quote]That article was ridiculous. It's not fair to compare him to how he looked TWENTY TWO years ago.
You are so right.
He looks unkempt (as usual) and a little on the chubby side.
Some people carry extra weight well. Keanu is not one of them.
He'd look much better if he bathed.
[quote]I think Keanu is an atrocious actor but I've heard from numerous people in the biz that he's a really nice guy.
I have no doubt he's a nice guy - I've never heard anyone say anything but good things about him. But that doesn't change the fact that it wouldn't hurt for him to clean up a bit when he goes to events.
He goes up and down like most male actors. I was thin and smokin hot last year when he had a film out. Lots of guys get fat in between films. Why work out when you don't have to I guess?
What's that called when someone has a gunt on their neck?
All the people saying he looks fine are 200+ lbs overweight.
[quote] I was thin and smokin hot last year when he had a film out. Lots of guys get fat in between films.
make that HE was not me! I made it all about me didn't I?
R40 Keanu, is that you?
The article's years comparison is not normal and Hollywood is sure having trouble with people aging normally. How the fuck can a normal person look the same since 20 years ago? Do we look the same as we did in 1993?
He looks great. And for the record, it is possible to maintain one's same look from 30 - 50 if one is careful and maintains a healthy lifestyle. I'm mistaken for early 30's all the time and I just passed 50. I know this can't last too much longer, but I'm relishing while it does!
Oh boy. Nobody's perfect I guess...
Does that mean he's off the heroin?
Yes, he is a very nice and generous, great tipper.
[quote]I'm mistaken for early 30's all the time and I just passed 50.
Oh, Lord! It's another delusional "I'm 50 but look early 30's" queen!
R43 No, it is possible to still looking good but you still look older than before. No one can look exactly the same as you were young.
He looks good in "Generation Um" from last year...he must have been binging.
There are weight gains and then there are the types of weight gains that come with age.
Keanu can lose weight with a good trainer, but despite what everyone thinks, the days of miracles are over for him. He has aged. He will never have the body we knew him to have.......nor should he.
That being said, the neck fat is REALLY bad, that does not come off easily, no matter who the trainer. Surgery may be required.
He's finally achieving the Down syndrome look appropriate to his intelligence.
That film was shot int the summer of 2011, R47.
Amazing how generous people are with bloated middle-aged men. Amazing.
Gross. I bet he smells and he looks like a druggie.
In his defense... I heard he sobered up (heroin) a couple years ago. And as we all know, weight gain is expected, when addicts get their shit together.
Cut him some slack, He actually showed up for the photo op, which he's KNOWN to NOT do. Plus, he's almost FIFTY!!!
He's approaching Gale Harold level moobage!
He looks like he's gained 10 or 15 pounds. No wonder the young Americans are so concern about their weight,
Just lipo for chin. Looks great for 50
He's sending a clear message...he doesn't want your ass.
That Dailymail article is the pinnacle of bad taste. Despicable, reprehensible, disgusting. To compare a 48 year old man with how he looked when he was 28 is absolutely ridiculous.
Although I was never a fan of the guy and never found him at all appealing, what that article is stating is downright fucking evil.
He doesn't look good there.
And it has nothing to do with ageism. Denzel Washington, Daniel Day-Lewis, and Christoph Waltz are all older than him and they all look much, much better.
He's not obese but he does look out of shape, he has a double chin, unshaven face, greasy hair, blank eyes.
Surely we can say this without being accused of being youth-obsessed. I think Christoph Waltz looked amazing both times he collected an Oscar (google it on youtube) and he was five years older than Keanu the first time and eight years the second time.
Keanu has simply let himself go.
[quote]he was five years older than Keanu the first time and eight years the second time.
So you're saying that Waltz aged 3 years and Keanu stayed the same age?
He and Nathan Fillion should do a Road Movie together.
Two Fat Fucks.
***What's that called when someone has a gunt on their neck?***
Around my house, we call it a "Mamma Boo Boo" after Honey's mother. Sadly, they are hard to get rid of. I'm at my lowest weight in over 10 years (165) and still have a bit of that damned neck fat!
I don't think his body looks too bad, but his face sure looks bloated. Medication, maybe?
R61: Reeves is 48 as of right now. Waltz was 53 when he won the first time, 56 the second time.
48 plus 5 equals 53. 48 plus 8 equals 56.
And both times, Waltz looked a hell of lot better than the coke-bloat Keanu of today looks in these pics.
Neck fat does come off through weight loss and exercise, even over 50.
He's starting to look like the daughter Cher could have had - same consistently "I might be urinating" glazed look, same facial hair.
Sure, Keanu is just fine as a regular person. Ugly as fuck when he looks like a regular person and not a svelte, muscled stah, but perfectly regular all the same.
But! When you are catapulted into super stardom and become a multi-millionaire through your looks (because it was neeeeever due to his "acting"!), the standards are different. He is NOT a regular guy. He is someone our society adored and slobbered over, purely for his looks and no other talents, and we have expectations based on what we paid him.
The rest of us can look like him, no prob. But we also bring other things to the table, like: intelligence, talent, hard work, etc., as counterbalance for our ordinariness (I started to say regularity and thought better of it...).
So yeah, 48 or not, he's a fat fuck of a rich celebrity. Good for him if he's sober, though.
[quote]When you are catapulted into super stardom and become a multi-millionaire through your looks (because it was neeeeever due to his "acting"!), the standards are different. He is NOT a regular guy. He is someone our society adored and slobbered over, purely for his looks and no other talents, and we have expectations based on what we paid him.
But look back at his looks when young. He was considered interesting, cute and exotic. He had a nosejob when young, look back at the pix.
The Eurasian look isn't always in and doesn't always work these days. Some people - it looks great on, other people forget it.
The poster who said dead eyes is right. He didn't gain that much weight but those eyes look totally unfocused as if he's medicated or fucked up for some other reason. They look not symmetrical.
When he was supposedly on drugs he never had those crazy eyes that I noticed.
He's one of those guys that gains weight in his neck/face. Which sucks! I'm the same way. If I gain ten pounds, five of it goes to my face and it turns my otherwise chiseled look into doughboy shit.
I feel your pain, Keanu.
He's also worth like $300 million and may not give a fuck. I know I wouldn't.
Anyone who says he doesn't look a fat wreck is obviously a washed up porker.
No way is this normal for 48 -- unless your name is Honey Boo Boo.
I wondered why I loved him and his bad accent in [italic]Sleepy Hollow[/italic], but hated him in [italic]Dracula[/italic]. Then I remembered he wasn't in [italic]Sleepy Hollow[/italic].
At least I knew him when he was much ado about something. Good times.
It looks like that jawline is a lost cause.
He was perfection in SPEED - my fantasy boyfriend.
He's the same age as me, and he looks like crap. You have to look after yourself when you get into your 40s and beyond, or you'll quickly turn into a tub of lard.
He was never supposed to age, dammit!
What a poof.
Anyone notice how big his hand are? Yumm!!!
He just needs a good wo/man to whip him back into fighting shape! Clearly he is not getting any love,despite his millions.
And speaking of the dead eyes thing, that usually happens when whatever deal you made for said millions in your youth doesn't take into account old age. No one is immune from being marginalized and tossed aside once you get old-no matter how beautiful you used to be.
If he is gay I would love to have him since we are the same age,but guys my age want fresh chicken, not grizzled steak!
He looked hot in that photo still from "Much Ado About Nothing".
His dad is so amazingly fug that it seems impossible he was as good looking as he was in his prime. Have always hated the nose job, though.
He doesn't look that bad. so he's aged a bit and put on a couple of pounds, big fucking deal
He is 48 and have got little weight, but he was so thin back in his 20s. He ages, happens to everyone. He has enjoyed life not living on endless diet.
Keanu, you're 48, time to ditch that hair style!
Carbs are not your friend.
Isn't he part Hawaiian? I'm surprised he held out this long.
R87 You cracked me up! That's almosr as bad as being born in Tonga.
Keanu's Dad was a beautiful boy. Most of you are so damn stupid. They picked out every bad picture they could find from Cannes, there were also good pictures...which they ignored.
I guess none of YOU ever took a bad picture, where your double chin was showing? Guess what? Most of you already have double chins or will have within 5 years.
He actually looks healthier and more handsome than he does in the shot from October where he's said to be handsome and slim.
What a world. He's in his 40s. The guy looks like he has at most a 33 inch waist now - more likely 32 - and they are speaking of him as if he's a beached whale.
Here is a picture of Keanu's dad and he isn't ugly.
All you fatties on here making excuses for him need to keep something in mind: He makes his money off his appearance.
Maybe you don't have to worry if you look like a slob, but he does.
It's incredibly lazy for a actor whose currency is the way he looks (not how well he acts) to let himself go like that.
Hell, I'm not an actor, but I would never let myself look like that.
Well, at least he still has his hair.
He's past his prime earnings years, right? What do we think he makes per picture these days?
He has 47 Ronin. A huge film that they refuse to release. It's at least $200 million but for some reason, they gave the picture to a first time director. I'm sure Keanu got $10 million but there will be no back end.
Here is Keanu at Cannes, talking about his film that he directed in China. He looks pretty good to me.
"Neck fat does come off through weight loss and exercise, even over 50."
Somebody should tell Jody Foster and Angela Basset. Don't they both maintain their facial bone structure through fat siphoning? Or is it another 2 ladies?
He looks much better than other actors born the same year as he was-Russell Crowe or Nicholas Cage anyone?
It's strange because just last year he was still looking pretty good.
I guess a lot can happen in a year.
He probably let himself go because he doesn't want to do any more reshoots for "47 Ronin".
Just release it already.
He's probably still more handsome then anyone here.
I suspect I know what's going on with him.
[quote]The guy looks like he has at most a 33 inch waist now - more likely 32 - and they are speaking of him as if he's a beached whale.
I have a 32" waist, and I can tell you he's at least 36".
Did you see him standing next to other guys? I don't think he's ever been more then 34" and he's six feet tall.
I don't know what he makes now, R94. He's not past his prime earning years, you're thinking of females in Hollywood. Hit forty and you're on your way down for most actresses.
Leading men hit their prime at 40.
Isn't it unusual for Weinstein to be propositioned by a guy? I thought he just liked girls.
I'm now remembering Joan Rivers's comment about the fat, 1970s Elizabeth Taylor: "We all wanted to look like her, and now we do."
Sci-fi is such a tired genre. It's already peaked, you had the Tom Cruise-Morgan Freeman, the Star Treak one, the Will Smith & son one.
I would still do him for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours... etc...
Keanu is extremely attractive, even in middle age.
I guess I'm a little surprised that the Weinsteins wanted to back him, he hasn't had a decent job in years.
That's what happens when you're in the closet.
He's in the closet but he hasn't done a lot of bearding, even when girls were dying to beard for him.
I just want to know, how did he get that deal with Weinstein? There must be gossip somewhere...
I've seen this headline around the web but I'm just now seeing the pictures.
I don't think it's THAT bad. Wouldn't take long at all to shed that.
Actors like him are judged on their looks, not their acting ability. And judging from those pictures, he's let himself go.
Of course he can always lose the weight and get a good haircut and a shave and put on some clean, stylish clothes. But in those pictures he looks bad: bad haircut, double chin, slovenly. He probably looks much better when he's cleaned up and he can alway drop a few points. It's not a hopeless case.
He can clean up for a film but he never knows how to dress and apparently his people just leave him alone. He must be stubborn as a mule. He usually walks around with what looks like steel wool glued to his face.
He'll look good in his next film if he has good lighting.
Keanu is at the very least bi, he has banged his female co-stars in the past. (example: that one from matrix trilogy) and he knocked up that girl who passed away in a car accident.
If he's gay, who has he been with? geffen shot down the rumors that he was involved with Keanu in his autobio. His partner at the time was a swimmer who looked a lot like keanu. At least that's what I remember, read it years ago.
Geffen lied. He clearly had an affair with Keanu, probably Gallon and Diller did also.
No one seemed to guess it but Van Sant had a longtime secretive affair with him. Could people not see that when Keanu was young, he was much more attractive then just about any other actor in Hollywood?
By the way, did you ever see a picture of that swimmer? He looked more like my dog, then he looked ANYTHING like Keanu. In the first place, Keanu did NOT have a swimmers haircut when Geffen was with him. Some people are so silly. As if Keanu would have never auditioned for the very hands on producer, Geffen? Use your head.
He apparently has a 25 year old girlfriend. An actress from Russia.
R137, link please? to pictures of this actress?
Thanks in advance :)
Please, their is no Russian actress...maybe it was that blond French cutie who has said that he's Keanu's boyfriend? I admit, the guy is so pretty, he could be a girl
See video at 0:25. Apparently, he doesn't like people referencing his weight, lol.
He laughed after he said, "Wow, that's fucked up." Laughter does not seem upset. Guess again, r140.
He used to be a leading man.
R140 Say what you want about him, but he seems like a laid back guy and he's nice enough to take pictures with them and sign autographs.
Despite the weight he looks pretty good for pushing 50.
I don't see him laughing in that video...he looks pretty annoyed actually
In that video, he just seems over it all (being a celeb).
He's not over anything. He was in Cannes. He signed two films the Weinsteins. That's not over.
R147 I mean over the "celebrity" side of being an actor (dealing with rude photographers, having to sign autographs, doesn't really care how he looks at red carpet events, etc). I didn't say he didn't like acting anymore.
Nobody likes being told they have gained weight unless they are recovering from anorexia.
He's not smart enough to care how he looks. He never has been. He was gorgeous when he was young and didn't have to worry about it. Now he wants them to hire him for the acting.
I bet his penis is tiny.
The thing is he's got a double chin but his stomach is flat, he's not fat...probably been working out and got a thick neck from it which translates to a double chin.