R2 That's SHOO-ins.
Didn't Howard Stern already do this?
Shouln't they be called penettes?
Oh those billyburg hipsters! So... cutting edge!
R5 it's in bushwick
[quote]Didn't Howard Stern already do this?
there used to be a video online of Stern's contest. I had no idea it was possible to be an outwardly macho guy and have virtually no visible genitalia. some of those guys really had little more than clits. I felt like John Holmes next to those genetic losers.
Video of 'Small Penis Contest' from the Howard Stern Show:
I wish they hadn't pixilated the small penises on Howard Stern's Show. Those guys who entered the contest are brave.
Don't want no short, short man.
Size can be a feature of a nick cock, but it's not the most defining feature for me. That said, tiny ones do put me off.
I agree, those guys are brave- I'm just under average and even that gets you attitude.
omg it was REALLY small
scrool down for last pic NSFW
Hey, I'm a small guy but I make up for it in other ways.
excuse me Della....Favre
There's definitely more going on than a very small penis with the last guy. Look at his womanly thighs. Fat guys carry their weight in their stomach. This guy just has big fat legs like a fat woman. I bet he has some kind of condition and an inverted penis is part of that.
A smallest penis contest in Brooklyn is like the dumbest Republican contest in Congress. Too many candidates.
Isn't there a medical condition for a retracting penis? It looks more like you have a vulva. I've seen it quite often in the porn I used to fancy. The Howard Stern winner went on to a brief porn career as Smally Paulie. He was actually a credible actor and director. I like sweet guys with a small penis, but the exhibitionism of these contestants is an unappealing trait. I doubt they'd be faithful.