Let's divide Male TV and Movie Characters into Tops and Bottoms
Elliot Stabler from SVU = Top
Addison DeWitt from All About Eve = Bottom
This is why they hate...no, this is why I HATE US!!!
R1, frustrated bottom.
Elliot Stabler is the poster boy for pig bottoms.
Dorothy Zbornak: Top
R1 is right. This topic is just: Lets make jokes about how tops are masculine and bottoms are feminine! Lets also pretend that everyone likes assigning themselves some role in the bedroom and not that gay people can have sex a variety of ways.
The "top" and "bottom" thing is a mostly effeminite concept. Normal gay guys just have sex and consider that kind of role play freakish. So, OP what are you trying to push here?
[quote]The "top" and "bottom" thing is a mostly effeminite concept. Normal gay guys just have sex and consider that kind of role play freakish. So, OP what are you trying to push here?
R6, I agree with most of what you say, but the top/bottom was invented by a top. It was tops who convinced me that I should let them fuck me, and at the time, I never imagined two men would do something like that. Definitely a top down choice.
Tucker Jenkins - likes to get sucked but not interested in anal.
Roland Browning - total bottom but so obese his cheeks can rarely be parted for penile insertion.
Pogo Patterson - versatile and vanilla
Gripper Stebson - aggressive top
Zammo McGuire - straight but will suck cock for smack
Tegs Ratcliffe - oral queen, into gloryholes
You didn't specify that it had to be US TV characters did you?
I should think Addison DeWitt would be a flaming top.
Starsky - versatile; Hutch - thinks he's a top
Bo and Luke Duke - versatile, at least with each other!!
Ponch - oral bottom; Jon Baker - anal top
Crocket - top, nickname Crocket the Rocket; Tubbs - with a name like that, all bottom.
Cagney - top; Lacey - bottom
Bert - top; Ernie - bottom
Hawkeye - top; Klinger - also a top; Hot Lips - definitely a top; Trapper John - mostly a top; Radar - a vicious top; Burns - asexual; Winchester - eunuch. Nobody got laid at the 4077th.
Mike Seaver - the bottomest bottom that ever bottomed, brilliantly portrayed by Kirk Cameron; Boner - you have to ask?
Tucker Jenkins is cute, R9.
Will Horton - power bottom
EJ DiMera - insatiable top
OP, you are a fucking pig and DL should give you your money back so that you can get a hot dose and die in a grease fire.
Derek Hale - top
Jackson Whittemore - pig bottom
Stile Stilinski - oral-only bottom
Scott McCall - versatile
Isaac Lahey - gentle top
Peter Hale - sassy bottom
Y&R: Tyler - Top / Noah - Bottom
Lance Cumson - top
Cole Gioberti - bottom
Angela Channing - top
Lou Grant - top
Ted Baxter - bottom
M. Patrick McKenzie - top
Michael Fairgate - bottom
Stile Stilinski - insatiable top
Scott McCall - total bottom
Role playing is WHY I have sex
Lucas McCain (The Rifleman): top
Tonto (Yes, I know it's a different series)): Bottom
Fritz the Cat: Top
Jimmy Olsen: One would have to ask Jack Larsen. Inept top, I think. (Ditto Ted Baxter, incidentally)
Matt Libby: Bottom. (for all the Jack Carson fans)
Race Bannon - top
Dr. Benton Quest - bottom
Anderson Cooper. - fisting bottom
Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) from SVU = closeted pocket gay, insatiable bottom
R25, could you tell us some details about Nick Amaro (Danny Pino)'s hot spicy PINGA? Does it swing back and forth when he is taking it up his spicy Latin chute?
Skipper--top, but can suck dick like a hoover
Mr. Howell--power bottom
Jim West--with that ass, hopefully a bottom
Artemus Gordon--ver, but prefers topping
Speed Racer & Sparky--both vers, but Sparky is a bossy bottom. Pops likes to watch and rub one out.
Sgt. Carter--VERY aggressive top
Steven Carrington: total bottom.
Which adds another layer of irony to Ted Dinard's death.
This will surprise only a few because most of us always knew.
The FONZ is a submissive cocksucker and bottom.
Richie Cunningham-a top
Potsie Weber-a bottom
Ralph Malph-a top
Mr. C-water sports
Chachi-bottom, bottom, bottom
Robert MacNeil - bottom, Jim Lehrer - bottom
Babe - Top, Arthur Hoggett (James Cromwell)-bottom
Belle - bottom, Mrs. Potts - fisting Toppe
Lou Grant - Top
Murray Slaughter - Bottom
Ted Baxter - Bicurious
[quote]Y&R: Tyler - Top / Noah - Bottom
And every now and then Tyler shares Noah's ass with Morgan.
Silvio Dante - passive top/Paulie Walnuts - power bottom
More about Danny Pino from Law & Order SVU pls. Describe the length, girth, coloring, circ status and texture of his spicy Latin pinga. Rumor has it he is a delicious Cuban pocket-bisexual with a sloppy pass-around party hole.
Niles Crane - bottom
Frasier Crane - wannabe top
Marty Crane - top
Rocky - top
Bullwinkle - versatile
I love people who don't think they're tops and bottoms. Of course many people are versatile. But most people ultimately prefer one or the other. And there's nothing wrong with that.
What's ridiculous is to think "masculine" guys aren't bottoms and more femme guys aren't tops.
Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire): Bottom
Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield): Top
Frank Hardy (Parker Stevenson): Bottom
Joe Hardy (Shaun Cassidy): Top
Queer as Folk - Brian Kinney - Top
Justin Taylor - Versatile
R6 and the rest of the sex-phobic phonies here obviously have no real experience with male/male adult sex. Many guys prefer to top or bottom, and as the savvy R3 noted, the masculine Stabler is obviously a pig bottom.
You cunts are the ones with fixed notions of sexuality, as you pretend that everyone equally tops and bottoms their way through life. They don't. And there's nothing "effeminate" about bottoming, you self-loathing homophobes calling yourselves gay. R6 is the worst of the lot.
And not only is the ass OP wrong about Stabler, she's wrong about Addison, who was strictly a top.
If you're going to play try to get things right.
J.R. Ewing: Bossy Bottom
Bobby Ewing: Watersports bottom (why do you think he was showering?)
Ward Cleaver: total top, into BDSM.
Lumpy Rutherford: total queeny bottom
Miss Landers: Tranny
Shawn - bossy bottom
Gus - top
Lassiter - gives oral only
Henry - receives oral only
Buzz - power top
George Jefferson - Bottom (loves doggie)
Tom Willis - Top
Bentley - Top(George is his bitch)
Old Lionel - Vers (agressive either way)
New Lionel - Bottom
Willis's White son - Power Bottom
Ralph the Doorman - Will do it all for the right price
Mr. Wittendale - Bookstore slut
bo brady-bottom, john black-versatile, brady black-bottom, lucas horton-bottom, austin reed-verstile, roman brady-top, victor kiriakis-top, who else is on 'days' these days, and don't you flames ever talk about the one true great soap? wtf. ive NEVER seen y&r and thats on pure principle.
99% of us KNOW that top-bottom does ot correlate with butch-fem in any way. The other 1% simply cannot stop fussing about it.
I disagree about Gomer - Sgt Carter. In that episode that never aired, Sgt Carter saw Gomer in the shower and then mah oh mah. Things were never the same after that, and they retired years later and moved Minneapolis, Gomer still a private.
Mike - Bottom. Greg - Top. Peter - Bottom. Bobby - Versatile. Sam - Pig Bottom. Cousin Oliver - Strict Dom. Top
For you, r48--- a Gomer Pyle / Sgt. Carter slash fic
Jed Clampett. Top
Jethro Bodine. Bottom
Granny, I don't want to know.
Ely May. She sure did love her critters. Just saying.
Can anyone else see Detective Elliot Stabler (Chris Meloni) as a big, butch, angry power-top who is angry that hot young Detective Nick Amaro (Danny Pino) - a closet insatiable power-bottom with a swarthy Cuban pinga - has taken over his job? How do you think the scenario would play itself out???
Uncle Bill - top
Mr. French - bottom
Mrs. Beasley - switch hitter
Balki Bartokomous, top. All that sheep hearding, ya know.
Donald Hollinger - voracious bottom
J.J. Evans - Screaming queeny bottom
Bob Hartley - bottom
Larry, Darryl, and Darryl - into incest
Joe Friday - total bottom
Dan Conner - versatile
Robert Ironside - impotent
Dr. Alex Stone - top
Maxwell Sheffield - top
James T. Kirk (both Shatner and Pine versions): The "T" isn't for "Tiberius", it's for "Top". Bottoming would mess with his mind too much; indeed, there's a rumor he's never had anything bigger than a finger in his hole. Loves sucking dick, though, but expects lots of praise for his skills.
Spock (Leonard Nimoy): Bottom, enjoys pain.
Spock (Zachary Quinto): Vers, only bottoms for Kirk because of Jim's issues.
Leonard McCoy: Enjoys flirting with Spock, but really mostly into the ladies. Will take a blowjob if offered, though. So, top-by-default.
Montgomery Scott: Sneaky Power Bottom. That bit where he habitually inflates the repair time estimates to make his work look good was a dead giveaway.
Hikaru Sulu: Vers, but in demand as a top. A very accomplished swordsman, don't you know.
Pavel Andreyevich Chekov: Screaming Queeny Bottom, of course.
Jean-Luc Picard: Bottom
Will Riker: Bottom, but not really happy about it.
Wesley Crusher: Top. (Not that he gets any.)
Geordie LaForge: Top
Worf: Bottom, and thus a total embarrassment to the Klingons, who believe all men are tops and all sex should be rape.
Data: started as a passive bottom, but became a power bottom over time.