Hell, with a name like that, I'd have done the same thing.
R1 said what everyone in the whole world thought. Well done, sir! Well done.
He could've just changed his name.
"At about noon on Thursday, the Lincoln County Communications Center received a call indicating that there would be a dead body at the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Boger City, and it would be the speaker's. Return calls to the number went unanswered. Crews arriving at the scene found Trickle's body lying near his pickup truck.
Yikes, he called to let them know his body could be found later at the cemetery. That is fucked up! Dick was hard core.
I guess that's thoughtful of him to call.
Wonder if he lost someone and he shot himself over their grave. That was my first thought when I read it was at a cementary.
I blame Trickle Down Economics.
Was it his prostate?
Boger County? Is that pronounced booger? Probably.
How polite of him to call ahead. He's like Debbie Jalinsky in "Addams Family Values":
"Will you be traveling alone?"
"Yes, I'll be a widow."
Dick Trickle, Booger City -- fucking red state hicks
If only he'd had another gun. It might have prevented the first gun from killing him
By all accounts he was a great guy and who they named Tom Cruises Days of Thunder character after.
Guns don't kill people, people...oops, never mind.
Dick was a frequent punchline for Craig Ferguson. I wonder if he'll attempt one of his earnest monologues to discuss his death? It would be awkward, as there's no way he or the audience could get through it without giggles.