- Shut up Anthony, and show us what a world class ass looks like
- Who cares what he says? Better yet, gag him or render him mute. All that matters is that ass.
Look at the comments for that video. Most are about his ass. How'd you find the video, OP?
- He's butch!
- You seem surprised that he's butch, R3. Why?
- God, he's incredible. I can't even imagine how much I would pay to rim him.... more than my current bank account allows!!
- R2, I just put his name in Youtube search.
I also like the way he constantly licks his lips. I'll bet he's just musky from head to toe.
- I bet the cavity between his gigantic butt cheeks gets so sweaty and smelly during games.....
- Lol, R9, hot and a little gross..
- OP, are you a Recker fan? What do you like about him?
- His ass, for starters, R11.
- Here's a cool story about Recker's smell:
[italic]The Recking Ball was a fun player to watch in Vancouver in 2005. He had ridiculous strength, he flattened guys heading for home, and he had a flock of women who purchased tickets right behind home plate just so they could be close to ‘that ass’.
One even ran onto the field one night, sprinted around to second base where Recker was standing, and planted a smooch on his behind. That doesn’t happen to most Canadians catchers, I can tell you.
And then there was the whole ongoing riff on whether Recker’s hygiene habits were up to par. That came from a Mike Massaro interview in which I asked him who was stinkiest after the team bus broke down on a road trip in blazing sun. He replied with a laugh that it was Recker who was the whiffiest, and that story just didn’t die for the rest of the season, with other players piling on despite the catcher’s claims it was bogus.[/italic]
- Woah! I was gonna ask whether there was ever any chance of this guy getting into the major leagues, but I just Wikipedia-ed and see he plays for the Mets now?? HOLY SHIT!! Have there been any sightings around NYC? What neighborhood does he live in? Where does he socialize? Where can we New Yorkers go for a chance at seeing the Most Glorious Ass of Asses up close and in person (without having to sit through a boring baseball game)?
- R14, apparently he lives in Queens. His fiancé posts pics of their neighborhood and apartment.
R13, that same blog (about one of his former teams, the Vancouver Canadians) later had a story where the teammates and writer retracted their comments about Recker smelling saying that they were, essentially, teasing him.
- The pungent aroma of Anthony's sweaty ass would be like the scent of roses wafted on a spring breeze!
- I wonder how he feels knowing that his ass has developed its own gay following, if it makes him self-conscious or he embraces it? Pretty much his entire Internet presence is ass-related.
I remember someone posting a while back that one of his minor league teams (I think it was a AAA for Oakland) was even hosting a gay night every month.
- R17, he's aware of the "Anthony Recker's Ass" Facebook group. He has been asked about it and said that he's aware of it and that he wished there were more females in it (at the beginning it was almost exclusively gay men). That may seem homophobic, but he was also one of the first pro athletes who tweeted his support for Jason Collins coming out, saying that it took courage. His fiancé and some of his friends are members of the Facebook group.
In college, he wore a dress to a costume party that accentuated his curves and figure, and he was often told he had a girl's ass on a built body. So I guess he was aware of the effect of his body even then. He would also tell people that they could find him at games to see if he was playing by looking for his ass.
One of his teams, the Sacramento River Cats (the Oakland AAA affiliate) used to have a gay night once a season. More precisely, there was a gay organization that organized attendance at a game. It wasn't sponsored by the team itself.
- Any links to pics of him in the dress or quotes of him talking about his ass, r18??
- R19, there are no pics that I'm aware of from that college costume party. There is, however, a pic from the rookie hazing for the Oakland A's where he wore a skirt and right top. I'll find that and post it.
For rookie hazing for the Chicago Cubs, he was made to dress as a Chippendales dancer and had to dance to Sexy and I Know It when it would be played. Only one pic was released from the Cubs' hazing and Anthony wasn't in it. I wonder what the Mets will make him wear this year (assuming he's still with the team).
I'll see if I find anything he said about his ass.
- Thanks r20!!
- Does Citi Field have any equivalent of a stage door? Like where players would sign autographs after the game? And if so, does Anthony ever greet his fans in flip-flops?
- Here you go, R19.
How did you become a fan of Recker and "horny" for his ass?
- I forgot to mention to click the pic to enlarge it. It's a big one.
- Thanks, r23!
I became a fan of his entirely through DL - have never heard of him in any other context.
- R19, the thing I can think of immediately that he's said about his ass is "look for my ass" when people would ask about where to find him on the field. He also made fun of his own ass before others brought up the subject because he realized it's that noticeable, the subject of most attention and what people bring up first about him. In other words, he knows his butt is the butt of jokes.
There are autograph opportunities at Citi Field especially with the non-star players like Recker.
- I forgot to mention that the guy Recker is interviewing in the OP's video will officiate at his wedding.
- We'll be able to handle your question at Amazon Mechanical Turk, OP.
- Keith Hernandez, he of the rumored gayness, just said Recker has a "great physique".
- People have asked whether he's part woman or a hermaphrodite. They've also wondered whether he's gotten implants. Transsexual even.
- I wonder if he has a big dick. That lucky fiance of his probably hasn't a clue as to what to do with his monster butt.
- Gif of Recker chest bumping another player with a bit of the ass at the beginning.
- Don Sutton, a commentator for Atlanta Braves radio and former major league player, said that Recker has the biggest ass in baseball.
- Young Recker on the right.
- Even younger Recker bottom left.
- What are the mechanics of living with an ass like his?
- Recker man hug.
- According to his fiance on Twitter, Recker and her are spending today doing touristy stuff in DC. Try to get some pics of that ass DC residents and tourists!
- I think it's only a matter of time before he realizes that only another man can pleasure that enormous, delicious ass like it's supposed to be pleasured.
- Any barefoot or flip-flops pics?
- R41, flip flop pic.
- His buns literally look like two plump pillows in R42's pic. I love that "just farted" look on his face.
- Rather nasty, R43.
- What do women think of his butt?
- Do you think he gets aroused by his own body and jerks off to himself (his own body and ass)?
- If I were him, I certainly would.
I wonder if that lucky trick he's engaged to ever grabs his ass when he fucks her.
- R47, why would he masturbate to his own body/ass if he's straight?
- Rump roast -
- And, so it begins.
- What begins, R51?
- Yes, R47, why would he jerk off to his image if he's straight. It's one thing to watch oneself in the mirror as one masturbates; it's quite another to turn oneself on by looking at one's own body as if it were another person.
- On the left, #29 (Ike Davis) checking out Recker's (#20) ass.
- Damn R54, you gotta lotta pix in your camera roll!
- More butt discussion please.
- I want to stick my face between Anthony's enormous butt-mounds and breathe in the sweet smell of the farts from that ass of glory.
Is that bad?
- Not bad at all, R60. Please tell us more, for example what do you think Anthony Recker's sizzling hot farts actually SMELL like? There must be a considerable musk up that hole given how fat and overgrown his butt cheeks are, and the buckets of sweat exerted during his sports career.
- R60 and R61, that is quite nasty.
- Yes R62! MORE talk about Anthony Recker's sizzling farthole!
- No, R63. Let's limit the discussion to his ass.
- But, R63, how are Recker's hot windy farts not related to his ass? After all it is his glorious ass that produces all those hot farts!
- I would love to be Dutch oven-ed by Anthony... Have his muscular arms holding the covers over my head while I inhale the delicious fumes of the sizzling hot farts that are issued from his enormous ass!
- Lol @ R66, that's the spirit. I especially enjoyed your use of the word "issued" in that context. Yes, we should all be so lucky to be Dutch oven-ed by Anthony. Maybe someday...
- What's the fascination with this guy's ass?
- R68, Anthony Recker has a spectacular womanly ass.
- That is, why is it liked so much?
- What's womanly about it? And why would a gay guy want that?
- Would anyone suck a fart out of his ass?
- Obviously, r72 - with your mouth and tongue pressed to his holy asshole, anyone would be privileged to suck in the taste of his hot raunchy farts all day!
- Uh, you guys are nasTAY!
- Do you think most of Anthony's farts are the silent-but-deadly kind, or does he loudly and proudly let them rip as he emits the delectable gas from the tight little rosebud hidden between his plump ass-pillows?
- Enough about the nasty stuff please. Please answer R70 and R71, and keep the discussion on his butt or at least the number of times he says "Uhh" in the video. Thank you.
- I'd drink his ass juice.
- If Anthony were my boyfriend, we would never need fresh cut flowers in the house because the intoxicating perfume of his sizzling hot raunchy-smelling fart-bombs would be all the scent we needed!
- Well said, R78. People should be very happy to get close enough to Recker so that they can drown in the raunchy, sizzling gas-bombs pinched off through that tight muskhole situated within his massive butt cheeks. And to answer R75's question, I doubt he is the silent-but-deadly type. Rather, I'd say he alternates between loud, grinding rippers and strings of hot bubble-farts. Yum!
- Recker is playing tonight with orange finger nail polish (to help the pitcher see his signals).
- Does Anthony ever distract the hitter by farting just as the pitcher throws the ball?
- Enough with the nasty talk, please. It's disgusting.
Here's a post-game interview with Recker. He says "you know" and "Uhh" more than Caroline Kennedy.
- I forgot to mention he smiles and laughs quite a bit in that interview.
Here's a career highlights video. It's brief.
- Recker home run and running bases. He's congratulated by his teammates including a pat on the ass.
- Messed up the link at R83.
- LISTEN fags.
My son already has a Facebook page dedicated to his posterior. I never even knew what rimming was until I logged onto to THIS cesspool.
LEAVE MY SON ALONE!!
Lilibeth LuAnn Rocker.
- In the video at R84, the player at 0:32 checks out Recker's ass.
- I really want to drink his ass juice, can you imagine? The Coca-Cola company needs to bottle it and sell it to the masses, it would be the genuine taste of his butt..yum.
- Can they bottle the scent of his farts too, r88?
- Anyone smelled any good farts lately that reminded them of Anthony's pungently beautiful ass-emissions?
- Muscular Recker pecs.
- Muscular Recker from the side.
- R90, I'm a 30-year-old bi guy with quite a large buttocks. After tonight's prune dessert I let rip a string of sizzling, eye-watering gas-bombs, pinching each one off with my anus with great force. The living room is foggy with the stink, you would probably enjoy it.
- Is Anthony a slower base-runner than other guys on the team? Does his lard butt slow him down? Can't imagine it's easy to sprint when you're carrying the weight of all that junk in your trunk.
- He actually pitched instead of caught a few days ago. Ass shot here.
- Pitching #2.
- Pitching sexy smile gif.
- I think that smile is because he just let loose a big juicy fart.
- Do you think his teammates or any other straight guys are turned on by his ass? If so, why?
- Christ, imagine the gassy rippers he could pinch off through that hole buried deep within those massive butt cheeks!
- Enough, R100. That is disgusting. Why do you persist? Enjoy the beauty of his ass and body.
- I am enjoying the beauty of his giant muscular bubble butt, R101! I would really love to inhale the hot gas bombs pinched off through that tight breeder rosebud.
- Anthony Recker fucks this.
- She's the luckiest bitch this side of the Mason Dixon Line. I still think he's gay. With that butt, he just HAS to be.
- R104, what does a genetic physical trait have to do with one's sexuality? He's obviously into women. He dated a very ugly woman who looked a lot older than him before this one, and this one looks like Taylor Swift hit with an ugly stick. If he were gay, don't you think he'd go for a better-looking beard to match his own looks?
- No. If he were gay and trying to hide it, he'd grab the first thing with tits--looks be damned.
- I hope he cracks off a string of steamy bubble-farts in her face every night.
- Can't believe Anthony is wasting himself on a female who surely doesn't appreciate the heavenly aroma of his hot steaming farts...
- I agree, R108. That clueless bitch has probably never even seen the delightful little stinker of a hole nestled deep within Recker's fat ass cheeks!
- Please, R106, this is a man who has had a woman run onto the field and literally kiss his ass. He doesn't have to settle for the first thing that comes along. He goes for these (somewhat) ugly chicks for some legitimate reason.
- Because he REALLY likes the high hard one, R110.
- "this is a man who has had a woman run onto the field and literally kiss his ass."
Lucky bitch! Did she get a fart in her face too?
- That woman who ran onto the field and kissed his ass, he should have cracked off a hot string of gassy rippers into her face!
- Please join me in mourning the tragedy that ESPN Magazine decided to photograph a Mets player's bare ass and did NOT choose Anthony!!
- Recker's team is playing in San Francisco today through Wednesday.
- Have any San Franciscans approached Anthony in his hotel, or on his way into the stadium, and asked him to share with you the glorious aroma of his hot juicy farts which has bewitched the New York area??
- Thisguy is claiming to have been Anthony Recker's lover when he was in Midland as a minor league player. He tweeted both Recker and his fiancee tonight asking whether the girlfriend gets off his ass and balls. A pic of the guy's bare torso from his Twitter page is linked below.
My ex gay lover was lover of Former MidlandTx Rockhounds catcher #anthonyrecker now w #Mets True story
@SusiMJK @maggie162 @GoJBuckYourself @Anthony_Recker ha Anthony had a gay lover n minor league n Midland Tx yrs ago lol
@Anthony_Recker Does @KellyShepardson ever get off ur #ass #balls Do you still have ur gay lover n Midland?
- Bump for the gay "rumor".
- Bump indeed. I KNEW this guy had a gay past!
- R119, here's a comment for this YouTube vid:
"LunderThightning Feb 14, 2008
i heard rumors that this guy and brad kilby were 'close' to say the least. Not judging you guys."
He played for the Midland Rockhounds, the team mentioned at R117, and a few others teams that Recker played on.
- I can see it now. He's young and impressionable, he's in the minors, he's got a big, fat ass that could attract anything with a working penis...he was likely hit on by some dude on the team who likes girls but would fuck a guy if it struck his fancy, and Recker was the perfect choice.
- R121, why would his ass attract anything with a working penis and why would another guy on the team be attracted to him if he likes girls? Why would he be the "perfect choice"?
- Why, R122? Will you get off on my answer?
- Anthony's farts are the scent equivalent of the sirens' song.... one whiff and even a straight man falls in love with his ass.
- On this profile on FaceTheJury.com he writes, "Description: About Me:What's up? Name's Anthony, but my friends just call me Recker. A buddy of mine used to use this and doesn't anymore, so I took his account since it's premium. Anyways, I just recently graduated from Alvernia college"
His orientation is listed as Gay.
- Oops, I forgot the link.
- Are you serious, R125????? Fuck! Off to FacetheJury.com right now...
- R127, but it may have been his "buddy's" orientation because he had the premium account. After all, Recker was one of the first athletes to tweet in support of Jason Collins the NBA player who came out. Recker may be a non-chalant ally.
- You have to be a member to view anything on facethejury, so I just joined. But damn, I won't be able to log in until it's approved.
- Is there any indication that's the real Anthony and not a fake?
- R130, I looked at the pics, it appears to be the real Anthony around his college years because all the indicators are consistent with the "real" Anthony. Again, the profile says "gay" but if the description is correct he may be using his friend's premium account. Anthony is gay friendly.
- R123, why would I get off on an answer?
- Any flip-flops pics, r131??
- Mawr speculation, please.
- [italic]This[/italic] Brad Kilby?
So you're saying Anthony Recker is not only gay/bi but he's also a chubby chaser?
- I can't believe that chubbo was lucky enough to receive the blessed farts from the Recker Ass!
- YouTube comments and Twitter comments do not for verification make.
- Which of these fat-butted men's farts smell better: Matt Damon's, Patrick Wilson's, or Anthony's?
- "Body Issue" includes Miami Marlins' Giancarlo Stanton.
- This guy's name matches the name of the guy who claimed he was Recker's gay lover in Midland. Perhaps he is a chubby chaser?
- I forgot to mention that the facial contours somewhat match the ones in the pic at R117.
- Pity that Recker always covers his ass when not on the field.
- R138, Anthony Recker's stinking farts smell the best of all those fat-butted men.
Patrick Wilson can crack some good ones too.
Henry Cavill's farts smell of lillies.
- Any updates on the luscious meaty farts of Anthony Recker?
- This guy posts a lot of pics of Recker.
- What exactly would you do with Recker's ass if he presented it to you?
- Bump for the ReckMan
- Thanks for the info, r143. Did you leave out Matt Damon because, despite having a big fat butt, he's unable to push out pungently smelly farts like the other guys?
- Do Matt Damon, Patrick Wilson and Henry Cavill also have womanly butts?
- Yes, r149, they have soft, rounded, feminine butts that look like a woman's, but sound and smell like a man's when they emit the loud, pungently-scented farts they are famous for.
- A chick on Twitter thought, after seeing this pic of Recker's lower body on Twitter, that it was a woman and wouldn't believe that it was Recker. She said it had to be a girl.
- Craigslist post "To my farty boss" gives us a glimpse of what it might be like to work for Anthony. We can only dream!
- R148, I did not intentionally leave out Matt Damon. He certainly possesses a big fat butt, and he also cracks loud, sizzling gas bombs out the little stinkhole nestled within his huge cheeks.
Henry Cavill frequently leaves a snail trail of warm shart in his underpants, which usually ride up the crack of his large heavy glutes.
Needless to say, Anthony Recker cracks out the vilest, steamiest, raunchiest farts of the lot.
- Chris Meloni is another actor with a huge, womanly buttocks, who knows how to pinch off some vibrantly smelly farts through his puckered anal lips.
- I'd love to have a go at both Meloni AND Recker's asses.
- Does Anthony have the ability to fart while his ass is getting fucked?
- Yes, R156, and it's called "queefing".
- Do Anthony's queefs sound and smell different from his farts?
- They sound the same, but have no smell. It's just hot air.
- An articles on the Mets page on SBNation had this about Recker today: "Here's a nice shot of Recker, and his bulbous behind, on the mound".
- Wearing loose shorts but the t-shirt still rests on top of the shelf of his ass.
- Imagine how many eye-watering farts he let rip in those baggy shorts!
- Recker by name, wrecker by nature.
- WAS HE WEARING FLIP-FLOPS IN R161'S PHOTO?!? HOW COULD THE PHOTOGRAPHER HAVE NOT INCLUDED HIS FEETS?!?
- My female roommate had friends over last night and I was hanging with them. One of them was this HOT straight Italian guido type, and at one point he stuck his ass out and farted. But it was this dainty little fart that barely made a sound, and I was so disappointed that it wasn't a loud, several-seconds-long, disgustingly raunchy fart like Anthony's are.
- Retweeted by Recker's fiancee yesterday: "God's gift of forgiveness is free, and we should give and receive it as an act of faith."
Poor Recker is going to marry a Christian loony.
- [quote]Poor Recker is going to marry a Christian loony.
Please shut the fuck up.
- Why should on shut the fuck up? It's apparently true.
- Where do I sign up to receive as an act of faith God's gift of Anthony's farts?
- Well said, R170. You just know that dumbass fiancee doesn't even go down on Anthony's massive butt, let alone inhale those sacred raunchy farts he pinches off with his little pucker. Stupid Christian frau wouldn't know how to appreciate that divine ass if it farted in her undeserving face.
- Andy Roddick is another fat-butted man who hasn't been discussed on this thread. Does his huge ass produce a lot of farts, and how do they compare to Anthony's?
- Here is your chance, Recker trolls!
You can go pitch your tent for a night at CitiField.
The team will be on the road that weekend so no chance of harassing them, but the cleverest or most determined among you can probably figure out a way to sneak into the locker room and steal all of his jockstraps or compression shorts or whatever else you like to pull over your faces while you jack off.
- R172, so do you think Andy Roddick has a womanly butt as well?
- Caroline Kennedy is his speech coach.
- Good news, R173!
- There was a recent report that Recker is apparently fond of hugging other players on his team. He even hugged the team mascot, Mr. Met. Awwww!
- He just wants the huggee to grab ahold of that gigantic meaty ass. I'd be happy to ablige.
- So does Andy Roddick have a womanly butt too?
- Andy Roddick has a womanly butt, yes. It is high, round and jiggly. It produces some gloriously stinking, gassy farts, but they are not quite eye-watering rippers of the Anthony Recker standard!
- Andy has a fine ass, but it's nowhere near as big as The Reck's ass. I think Andy probably has a bigger dick, though.
- In a store today I overheard some Mets-related prize being advertised on the radio, and got completely distracted from my shopping as I stood and pondered the only Mets-related prize I would be interested in winning: Anthony sitting his enormous ass on my face and suffocating me with his farts.
Do you think any radio station offers that prize?
- How about fat-butted Nick Jonas? Does he fart a lot? And what are his farts like?
- I need Anthony to be spreading his huge ass and farting in my face right now!!
- Ah R182, if only any radio station offered such a prize, I'm sure we would all be lining up to drown ourselves in the pit of rich, sizzling fart that is nestled within the little hole of Anthony's massive, jiggling, shelf-like butt cheeks!
- Breaking news: Anthony Recker is letting rip a vile 25-second bubble fart into his tight white briefs as we speak. The last remnants of hot fart are now issuing a gummy, caramel-colored stain on the briefs, which are obviously wedged tight up his enormous butt cheeks.
- Speaking of Tony's underwear, what kind do we think he wears? I definitely say he's a tighty-whitey guy.
- WHY do Anthony's farts smell so fucking BAD?
- Anthony wears thongs because he likes feeling them rub up in the hollow between his enormous ass pillows, and he loves having the thong tight up against his hole so that when he farts, the fart smell gets all in the fabric.
- I just saw a post game interview with him and he does say "uh" and "honestly" a lot.
- Behold the IMPOSTOR ass of catcher John Buck, better known as EVE HARRINGTON!
Buck is pictured making a play during the game the Mets LOST today. They better get used to it, because they are going to continue to LOSE until they bring Anthony and his magic ass back from Triple A!!