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I'll never forgive you for deleting my Bea Benadaret's New Year's Eve Party thread. That is all.

Yeah. I do have a question. Why is DL now allowing this place to become so infested with GOProud types. You can't walk without stepping one of them.

And why do you allow hoax threads announcing the death of someone who is very much alive?

Are you the one who destroyed the Ass of Louis Tomlinson threads?

Is DL hiring?

The Editor will NOT be pleased by this tread.

Have you stated your boundaries yet?

If only you were, I'd say....

You'll never get another 18 from me, you ban happy freak.

Go steal from someone else.

Do you prefer your nutloaf with or without cilantro?

What R2 said--and I'll add all the religious threads. The vibe of this place has really changed.

Tell us about your cats. They must be very talented and anthropomorphic having you around all day.

What are their names, what kitty litter do you use. Do you get a cut of my 18.00 when you end my account for being racist?

There is so much you can share with us. The inner kingdom of datalounge has been pretty tight, so tight I thought you might all speak Russian or Chinese.

R2. The better question is why are you afraid of someone who has a different opinion than you? Nowhere does the DL description say it is for liberals, democrats, socialists, etc.

R1 +1

I'm not usually into middle-aged lesbians and the "homebound" thing is less than ideal, but I am turned on by power. Do you need your feet rubbed? I could come over.

#1: I didn't work here then; #2: Datalounge welcomes all, without prejudice. And humor is humor; #3: No; and I just reported your IP address to AOL; #4: Yes, but the only openings are in Calcutta right now; #6: I have spoken. Check the Michfest archives; #5: Cheryl, you're on my last nerve tonight; #7: Namaste!; #8: Hunh?: #9: I haven't gone to church in years (fear of open places) but I always catch "Mass For Shut-ins" (early riser); #10: We don't get bonuses- but we should. And the naming of cats is rape; #13: I'm sorry, touch is excrutiating for me. But maybe we could make a pan of fudge?

Do you like raisins in bread pudding?

r11, but it is Blanche, it is!

You would think that one of the DL webbies would be more familiar with the formatting tools available and how to use them properly in a post than Rhonda at r14 (or #14, as Rhonda would type).

what are your thoughts on yaoi?

Rhonda's #13 is my fave

Rhonda, why the hell is it always primetime?! Fuck!

Will you be having a Christmas party this year, and will you be going?

r20

She really wants your $18. And, if she gets it, she'll ban you for something trivial.

Then in 3 months, she'll gladly take another 18 and then promptly ban you in 3 days flat.

If you pay it, don't say one negative word about Obama or black women. Those are her 2 mighty sensitive subjects.

In short, she's a thief!

There are plenty of people on DL who say negative things about Obama and don't get banned.

You're a troll r22 and you just admitted to it. Being a racist tend to get people banned.

WebMISTRESS, if you please.

And I bet most of them aren't paid members.

Hell, now that I'm not, I don't get banned either. She relies on PT instead.

Marry me.

Now the board's fucked up....

I think she's mad already!

[quote]#13: I'm sorry, touch is excrutiating for me. But maybe we could make a pan of fudge?

No, I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me. I think I'll take you up on that fudge, though. Just one thing, please--No peanuts. I'm allergic.

Yes, the board is supremely fucked. We're sorry, Webmaster! I guess you probably had your reasons for deleting my Bea Benaderet's New Year's Eve Party thread! It was probably coming right at you, so you had to stand your ground or something!

LOL, r29. But I'm not apologizing.

Do you have plans to eliminate the numerous and possibly deadly peanut-related threads on DL to protect peanut-intolerant individuals?

R2. Some great advice from our First Lady

Do you plan to revive "Preview" so we can correct grammar and spelling before posting?

I feel like I'm caught in "No Exit" - the only threads I see are ones I posted in.

Webmaster!!! Datalounge is broken! Help us!

"nothing found" is the message here in LA. What's up?

So this thread has not been deleted but

What *IS* Cak with Graxy?

has been?

I've said some awful things and only been bnned once. Plus I'm a conservative but not a reflucckian or a Log whatsit.

R1 is right. That thread was wonderful, and its deletion shamed the DL.

fank you!!!!

Come on, six cats is about three too many. I hope they are at least outdoor cats.

Wish I could get that job but I'm not qualified to edit anything.

Why isn't there a thread on that Molly Shattuck whore, Web Mistress? I thought that subject would be DL catnip.

By the way Webmaster, do you hate Palest inians?

How rude!

OP, do you have Bread Pudding recipe to share?

wtf?

Why don't you get better freakin' software on this site? It's stuck in 1997. There are many good forum scripts, like Kunena and phpbb3, which are free.

Does this look infected?

No, not that one. This one.

If one is banned before his subscription is up, one should contact his credit card company to dispute the charge.

I have always wondered if they would try to ban subscribers? Knowing is half the battle.

How do you apply for a job?

Hysterical!

I'm a stanky doodle dandy

The stankiest do or die

A real live nephew of Betwitch's Sam

Born on the 4th day, July

I got a stanky doodle sweetheart

She's the stankiest around

Stanky doodle went to London

Just to stink up the place

I stink up the London Underground

who the fuck dug this lustre-less gem-tone up? it's demi-precious. or gold-ique.

R37, you might want to read the page I've linked to. Someone, somewhere took the time in 2007 or thereabouts to write a pretty comprehensive introductory essay on Datalounge, including a mention of cak and graxy. I think it's for one of those sites that supplies ready-prepared essays to students. I'm not really sure how to react to that...

Well, that's dated, but it explains a lot!

Updated version, please someone?

sounds about right