Whatever it is it made me laugh a lot this morning! Carol Tatum. Guffaw.
Carol Channing's son is named Channing. I think the last name is Lowe? Channing Lowe
If Carol Channing and Channing Tatum married and he took HER name, he would be Channing Channing. Or Channing Tatum-Channing.
If Halle Berry married Ken Berry, she'd be Halle Berry.
Or Halle Berry-Berry.
If Olivia Newton-John married John Travolta she'd be Olivia Newton-John Travolta
If Fan Bing Bing married Steve Bing, she'd be Bing Bing Bing.
I lol'd for real.
If Tatum O'Neal married Channing Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum.
If Shirley Maclaine married Warren Beatty she'd be...
Keeping it in the family.
If Helen Gurly Brown married Thomas Mann, she would be a Gurly Brown Mann.
If Stacy Keibler married Stacy Keach she would be Stacy Keach.
If Tuesday Weld had married Frderick March II, she'd have been Tuesday March the Second.
If Carol Channing dated Channing Tatum, would the press dub them Cha-Cha?
If carol Channing married the African diplomat Duja Wetha, them married Jack Lemon, then married Oliver Twist, she'd be Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Twist.
Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Twist?
Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Nasty!
If Barbara Cook married Burt Reynolds, she'd still be a fat ass.
If Tatum O'Neal married Channing Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum (of course). But if she then Art Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum Tatum.
If Ann Miller married "Fang," the ex-husband of Phyllis, she'd be Ann Miller Diller.
If Beverly Sills had a husband and a son who were both named William, together they'd be The Beverly Sills' Billies.
If Glenn Close married Jamie Farr, she still wouldn't have an Oscar.
If Charlize Theron married Criss Angel she'd be Charlize Angel.
If Criss Angel married Darren Criss, he'd be Criss Criss. If he divorced Darren Criss to marry David Cross, he'd be Criss Cross.
If Gwyneth Paltrow married Prince Harry, she'd be a royal pain in the ass.
If Kelly Preston married John Travolta and then James Beard, she'd be a Travolta Beard.
If Dolly Parton had married Peter Gallagher, killed him and then married Zachary Levi, she'd be Carol Channing.