Whatever it is it made me laugh a lot this morning! Carol Tatum. Guffaw.
Carol Channing's son is named Channing. I think the last name is Lowe? Channing Lowe
If Carol Channing and Channing Tatum married and he took HER name, he would be Channing Channing. Or Channing Tatum-Channing.
If Halle Berry married Ken Berry, she'd be Halle Berry.
Or Halle Berry-Berry.
If Olivia Newton-John married John Travolta she'd be Olivia Newton-John Travolta
If Fan Bing Bing married Steve Bing, she'd be Bing Bing Bing.
I lol'd for real.
If Tatum O'Neal married Channing Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum.
If Shirley Maclaine married Warren Beatty she'd be...
Keeping it in the family.
If Helen Gurly Brown married Thomas Mann, she would be a Gurly Brown Mann.
If Stacy Keibler married Stacy Keach she would be Stacy Keach.
If Tuesday Weld had married Frderick March II, she'd have been Tuesday March the Second.
If Carol Channing dated Channing Tatum, would the press dub them Cha-Cha?
If carol Channing married the African diplomat Duja Wetha, them married Jack Lemon, then married Oliver Twist, she'd be Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Twist.
Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Twist?
Carol Channing Wetha Lemon Nasty!
If Barbara Cook married Burt Reynolds, she'd still be a fat ass.
If Tatum O'Neal married Channing Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum (of course). But if she then Art Tatum, she'd be Tatum Tatum Tatum.
If Ann Miller married "Fang," the ex-husband of Phyllis, she'd be Ann Miller Diller.
If Beverly Sills had a husband and a son who were both named William, together they'd be The Beverly Sills' Billies.
If Glenn Close married Jamie Farr, she still wouldn't have an Oscar.
If Charlize Theron married Criss Angel she'd be Charlize Angel.
If Criss Angel married Darren Criss, he'd be Criss Criss. If he divorced Darren Criss to marry David Cross, he'd be Criss Cross.
If Gwyneth Paltrow married Prince Harry, she'd be a royal pain in the ass.
If Kelly Preston married John Travolta and then James Beard, she'd be a Travolta Beard.
If Dolly Parton had married Peter Gallagher, killed him and then married Zachary Levi, she'd be Carol Channing.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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