I've become increasingly curious about it. I'm still gay, but it's a freak curiosity.
Any of you done it? Discuss.
The smell of hard-boiled eggs makes me vomit, so I don't think I could do it.
I did it in my closeted days(tho I think I was always intoxicated), it certainly is no sucking a cock but it wasn't that terrible. Was always easier for me to do than actually having intercouse with a woman since it was more of game for me that didn't require being aroused.
They say to 'never say never', but... This is probably where I would say 'never'. Thank goodness for cock.
you people are so stupid. there is no smell, you idiots. if the girl is hot, eating her out is hot. and i'm gay.
Yes, r3, you are.
I've had sex with women, but that's a little too far for me.
OP, if you think about eating pussy, you're not gay. (Unless a straight guy can fantasize about sucking cock and still be straight.)
[quote]if the girl is hot, eating her out is hot. and i'm gay.
I'd say you're bi. At best.
r5 [quote] if the girl is hot, eating her out is hot. and i'm gay.
No, you're not. You're only delusional.
Buy a Georgia O'Keefe print and eat your dinner while admiring it. That's close enough, and you'll avoid unpleasantness.
Isn't that why oysters are considered an aphrodisiac - because oysters taste like vagina? Kind of salty, similar texture?
There's nothing gross about pussy just as there's nothing gross about anal sex.
Unless you are pathological.
Who is R5 talking to? Only R1 mentions smell.
If it wasn't met to be eaten, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco..
The new Doritos crunch taco
I'm sure I have, I lived in china for years.
I have fucked a number of women and done a few couples. I am completely gay, not bi. I know I know.
I have eaten pussy a number of times. I just figure, hell, I have eaten assholes and arm pits and sniffed funky balls. I have made out with people and mouths are filthy. What can be so bad about a mouthful of snatch? I don't love it but can do it without freaking out. If my buds cum is in that pussy, then it can be tasty.
I could do it if a dick was inside it.
r17 has a refreshly healthy attitude.
It intrigues me too. I went through a phase during which I was getting off more on straight porn than gay, and that was always the hottest part for me.
I want to eat some FTM pussy so bad. Can anyone recommend a good site to pick up FTMs who are open to messing around with gay men? Is it true what they say about FTM pussy stinking a little more than the average female pussy because of the testosterone drugs they take?
When I was married ( and closeted ) I ate my wife's pussy sometimes. It didn't smell or taste like "Tuna Surprise", but was kind of tangy. It made her happy--and I DID love her--so it was no biggie for me to go down on her.
Pussy is fine, it's the girls I could do without
My friend ate pussy and then. . .
Go to Trader Joes, R21.
And it smells completely different.
A FTM's pussy wouldn't stink, because it's a man's pussy.
It's like eating ass dipped in fish sauce. Not my dish.
Juicy veiny hard dick with a large mushroom head tastes waaaaaay better.
Lez here, only with a dental dam.
R8, I can think about robbing a bank and not be a bank robber. You idiot.
Is the dental dam to keep you safe from STIs, or for a worse reason?
When your rimming a guy, pretend it's a pussy.
The results of this poll prove that Kinsey was right - we're all over the place.
Do you consider me bi if I would pick cock over pussy every time? I can sometimes get into holding a woman, but a man is so much better.
Its good but LADIES KEEP YOUR CLITS CLEAN!
Like licking the inside of a seen-better-days squid tube encrusted with anchovy paste and clam liquor that someone dropped on the floor of a pet grooming salon.
You don't eat a pussy, you lick it. Dumbasses
I’m a 30-year-old gay guy but I recently started seeing this hot girl and quickly developed intense feelings for her. So far we’ve just gotten drunk together and made out a bunch of times, but I have the most overwhelming desire to eat her pussy. I jack off thinking about the smell and taste of her pussy, and believe me it’s caused me some anxiety because I identify as gay, I go wild for a big dick or a manly bubble butt. Just something about the thought of eating this girl’s cunt and watching her writhe with pleasure is doing it for me lately...
[quote]I went through a phase during which I was getting off more on straight porn than gay, and that was always the hottest part for me.
Im going through this right now...it has been a bit of a crisis (I know, MARY) for me because I always thought I would never be attracted to the female anatomy. But that's just the extent of it I think. I like guys because of their anatomy AND things besides that. A guy with a pussy would be ideal for me. I love pretty guys that are soft looking and submissive. Honestly, I feel somewhat perverted.
So girls like choking on dick more then the thought of licking something that taste like water and is hot as fuck ?
R44, did you suffocate from pressing your face into the vesuvial vent? Because it sounds like you've lost most of your brain cells.
Nasty and no.
Yummy, and YES!
[quote]You don't eat a pussy, you lick it. Dumbasses
Duh. It's a phrase. It sounds more primal. A blow job doesn't really involve blowing either.
You guys who like pussy, even a little bit are bisexual. I think also it's an American think, while the UK is obsessed with tits, the US is obsessed with pussy, even the gay guys.
R42 and R43, and I guess all bicurious guys on this thread, ALL men are born straight, we are all born heterosexual, it's just some emotional trauma in our very early childhood causes homosexuality.
All me are natural and fundamentally sexually attracted to women and women's sexual parts, but isn't interesting you all say the same thing, I'm more sexually attracted to women but emotional attracted to men, and basically that is, you're innate heterosexuality cannot be suppressed.
If you are happy the way you are then that's fine, but i think people like the OP, r42, r43 and many more just try therapy to fix their emotional problems, then that can accept that sexuality and have complete happy sexual and emotional relationships with women.
Guys you are starting the journey, good luck.
This is the only thread I can access on DL from my saved list.
Why I saved it Is a mystery to me. Am I being punishe door something?
this is on the W&W side part, thus I can access it too. all other threads are gone
I declare the "Eating Pussy" thread to be today's official DL chat room. Any subject is fair game.
Maybe I'm just in a giddy mood, but I find it hilarious that one of the only threads accessible on a gay forum is one about eating pussy.
I have 156 saved threads, plus the ones in the W&W column.
I wonder how long before the webmaster (and I use the term loosely) will wander by and notice a problem?
My money is on Tuesday.
Sometimes I think all men are born straight, it seems so many gay men are bisexual to a degree, while hardly any straight man is.
I would guess the subscription model is not working well enough to make the powers-that-be interested in keeping the place running well enough to retain what subscribers they have. A shame.... I remember how vibrant the place used to be a decade ago, and it still is one of the more interesting boards for politics, culture, television, etc. AND for eating pussy.
It works fine on my Opera browser, but not on Firefox or Chrome.
Death to straight men.
R58 pulls her data out of her ass and wonders why everyone says they smell like shit.
Pussy looks like roast beef,smells like tuna and tastes like vinegar...not very appetizing!Cock on the other hand gets a bad rap BUT it's far more appealing on the whole.
I don't find any kind of genitals tasty or appealing, unless I'm extremely attracted to the person attached.
Does anyone else think that the majority of men who identify as gay are actually bisexual to some degree? Well, that's the impression I get from various threads on DL anyway.
R63, sounds like you dove face first into an STD.
This thread gives me the willies.
Never done it, never once wanted to. In fact the thought of it makes me kind of quesy. I ff through scenes in porn. I do love boobies though.
OP go to a bi swinger party. It's a smorgasbord. Get a bi lady to show you how. If you don't like it you can go play with the guys.
Could we just merge all the bisexual threads, so we don't have to keep having these topics come up??
[quote]Does anyone else think that the majority of men who identify as gay are actually bisexual to some degree?
I think so
It takes a long time and it's sticky.
R66 It takes a slut to know a slut, honey! Seriously one can have a monogamous relationship with either a man or a woman and have oral sex that way. Not everybody goes to gloryholes to suck every cock that comes through that hole or picks up drunken floozies at a straight bar either.
Hey Cheryl if you smell nice and you look halfway decent I'd love to!Can I kiss your feet as well?I live in Little Rock AR.
R5 is correct if a woman's vagina smells then it means she has an infection or even STD and you don't want to give her oral sex.
I have done it and I loved it but I am a bisexual man.
R51, go fuck yourself. You are dead wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. And spewing that fucking propaganda on a gay site should get you banned.
I, along with millions of others, was born gay and have been gay since as far back as I can remember. I have satisfying friendships with women but have never ever been sexually attracted to them. Not even a little bit. In fact, vaginas disgust me. But that is not something I tell my women friends. I have never eaten a pussy, although I did have sex with a few women back in college. I think almost all gay men at least try THAT. But there is no way in hell I would ever put my face near a woman's vagina. Eauwwwwwwwwwwww.
And, yes, I have eaten assholes and armpits of hot MEN. Big difference. At least for me.
So take your "men are all born hetereosexual" Pat Robertson bullshit and take a hike. Seriously.
"I think almost all gay men at least try THAT."
Maybe if they're older than 40, yes. Not so much anymore.
R42 it sounds as though you're bisexual enjoy it.
It's the most wonderful, sublime thing a human being can experience. Seriously, you guys, I love it so much. Can't wait to bury my face in one real, real soon!
My ex'girlfriend's body smelled like grilled chees and her pussy smelled like watercress I think but it was good.I kissed her and massaged her from head to toe but I had another girl come on to me and want to be eatne out and her pussy smelled like somebody had diarrhea on it!I sucked her toes instead and they smelled good!Ladies keep you privatre area clean if you want to be pleasured!I was trying to find a way to manuever her intoo the shower but then something came up and she had to leave.If I could have bathed her I would have eaten her pussy!
Holy hell, this "JETT" person is fucking tiresome. Where are the "Oh, dear" trolls when they're truly needed?
[quote]Sometimes I think all men are born straight, it seems so many gay men are bisexual to a degree, while hardly any straight man is.[/quote]
This is where you are wrong. Gay men are okay with embracing their bisexual side and hell we all grew up trying to cling to it.
Society discourages a guy who is straight from ever embracing or exploring their bisexual side.
The fact is a lot of people's sexuality are a little flexible, both gay and straight. It really isn't a new idea, its the same thing kinsey preached with his scale, as flawed as it was the premise remains the same.
There is no reason sexuality has to be solely black and white, there is nothing wrong with both "gay" and "straight" people to admit there is some wiggle room.
"...and hell we all grew up trying to cling to it."
Speak for yourself, edrusgay.
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R81 younger straight guys are starting to loosen up. Once they try sexual experimentation once they see it's pretty cool, and aren't usually so uptight moving on.
I think of sexual experimentation as sort of...we all have radars set one way or the other, but you can stray from that, and purposely try something outside of your primary impulse.
Lol r84. Call me when the ship lands dear.
The pansexual ship of freedom and goodness?
See, all gay men indeed [italic]are[/italic] bisexual.
R87 actually they're not. I'm bisexual but I have lots of gay male friends and they're not bisexual like me since while I'm sexually attracted to both genders they are only sexually attracted to men. I don't like biphobia from gay people or straights but I also don't like the whole "Everyone is bisexual, they just don't know it" argument since it's ignorant. A few of my gay male friends told me how they did have sex with women when they were younger and closeted or as a first sexual experience, or even trying to be "Straight" and marry a woman since they thought they had to, and sex with women just showed them how they're not sexually attracted to the opposite gender at all.
Pussy looks like roast beef,smells like tuna and tastes like vinegar...not very appetizing!Cock on the other hand gets a bad rap BUT it's far more appealing on a roll.
[quote]You guys who like pussy, even a little bit are bisexual. I think also it's an American think
Yes, it's an American think.
I find it very odd that there are men who claim that they are gay and not bisexual at all but then they'll pretend that their ass is a woman's vagina or even call a man's ass a pussy while they fuck it, and other such nonsense. Can someone explain this to me? A lot of these men claim that they're "masculine" and aren't having sex with drag queens or into drag. I see videos and pics on xtube where they call their ass that's been fisted a lot so it's a nasty rosebud a "man cunt" or major bottoms will call their ass a pussy or some tops will do this it's rather odd.
[quote]Pussy looks like roast beef,smells like tuna and tastes like vinegar...not very appetizing!
Yeah maybe if you have sex with a woman who is a walking Petri dish of STDs her vagina will look like roast beef, smell like tuna or rotten fish, or taste like vinegar. Dig in that's good eatin'!
KINSEY WOULD LOVE THIS THREAD!
R91, a man who calls his anus a pussy wishes deep down that he was a woman.
This is hilarious!
r88 Good post. And notice the pressure for everyone to pretend they are bisexual is only placed on straight women and gay people. Straight men are never pressured to entertain this.
r91 They are self loathing gay men that believe in hetero-normative sex play...
Liked fucking pussy but eating it was eeww. Licking a mans anus is so amazing. Fucking it not so much. Go figure.
Absolutely, R96 - even websites like After Ellen and Autostraddle are full of posters going on about how they don't like labels and how everyone is sexually fluid. The irony was that After Ellen used to run a column called "Les Bros", consisting of interviews with men who hung out primarily with lesbians. Most of these men, while well-intentioned, felt the need to mention that they were "completely straight", "zero on the Kinsey scale" and so on. Not surprisingly, their sexual self-identification was never challenged by the sexual fluidity cohort.
i was a straight guy for most of my teenage years. I got into tranny porn and love and now i am getting into gay porn but slowly and i am loving it.Hmm, as a former straight guy i could say that i am VERY surprise that most "gay" men here want to be with women. I don't hear straight men talking or thinking like this to an extent or EVEN lesbians. I guess gay men and straight women are the most bisexuals. I kind of had a feeling of that.
Normally only Two REASONS not to do it.
Your Gay or its dirty.
If you let her suck you off
And you have sex with her
You are kissing her
In my younger days, when properly cleaned and prepared, tasted like chicken. Or, more accurately, tasted like licking the plate chicken was on.
Would you fuck my pussy? I'm a peach and i could make you be straight forever.
I need a gay man to worship my pussy. Is that a crime?
I think that many people are posting here to provoke others. Which is amusing, but ultimately just trolling.
I think that the number of people who are bisexual is much higher than it is normally suspected, and the only reason why bisexuality isn't more visible, is because many people feel ashamed or are fearful of admitting that they are indeed bisexual - especially self-identified straight men, who are terrified of being labelled as gay and seen as feminine.
However, that doesn't mean that there are people whose sexuality lies in the extremes of the spectrum, and they are completely straight or gay. Assuming that everybody is bisexual is just as disrespectful as assuming that everybody is either gay or straight.
Moreover, the contributions of the deranged "outstraight" freaks are embarrassing. As much as you like to fetishize sexual conversion of heterosexual identity, it doesn't mean that everybody shares your psychological disorders and no, therapy doesn't help gay men "go back to their true heterosexual identity".
As for the "gay" men who want to have sex with women, you are all bisexual and no amount of semantic muddling and verbal gymnastics will change that.
Skin the carcass, remove the claws, then hang the carcass for a week to age. Cut into portions. Marinate in a mixture of spices, olive oil and white balsamic vinegar. The vinegar greatly reduces the gameyness. Grill over hot coals.
It keeps me alive.
Back when I was still dating girls (early '80s) I ate them out and it was all I could do to keep from puking. The smell was vile to me and turned my stomach. The girls were clean, I guess it was my inner homosexuality that was repulsed. Pussy was somewhat okay for fucking, but not for tonguing. I'll leave that to the lesbians. LOL.
What would you compare the smell to, R110? Do you conversely find the smell of male genetalia pleasant/arousing?
Male genitalia smells as well and can range from quite rank or smell like a freshly-washed pillowcase.
But to deny that men have an odor--weird.
R111, Contrary to the belief of many gay dudes, it did not smell like fish. I cannot describe it, except to say that it smells like 'vadge.' I love and crave the smell of cock and balls. My mouth waters at the thought of it. I guess my inner biology has an aversion to vadge. My straight buddies and lesbian friends can't get enough of the smell of womanly parts. It just does not agree with me.
I did it when I was young, and actually didn't think anything of it.
What was it like? Work...Not hard work, but definitely one-sided.
What did it smell/taste like? Nothing at all. What did it look like? Kind of sexy (remember, I was still closeted), until I had to go to work.
Just not my thing---there was no distinctive sexy scent or taste. And the texture just sucks.
I consider myself gay, but I do enjoy eating and fucking pussy from time to time.
Granted, there are some lady homosexuals on DL, and naturally we welcome them. Still, this machine has a way of destroying certain words and phrases it doesn't like. Could it maybe do that with "eating pussy?"
My high school girlfriend's pussy smelled like apple butter.
a guy has to eat
I don't know but I been told - Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
How does one make his way thru the beef curtains?
[quote]How does one make his way thru the beef curtains?
With a cattle brand, R121.
The only pussy I've eaten was in a Chinese restaurant.
hell yah, i have. it taste like going to the ocean on Spring Break. nothing better than pussy juice. then motorboat her big titties.
I hear you R2
When I was closeted, eating pussy was great because it was hot to watch the girl get off from what your tongue was doing to her. Turned me on more than fucking and was usually followed up by a blow job.
Incidences of nasty tasting ones were few and far between.
I tried to once but had to stop because it made me nauseous. Even thinking about it makes me sick.
I've done it many times. The last time was with a married woman while her husband watched and masturbated. Then I sucked him while she fingered herself.
The mechanics of cunnilingus are essentially the same as anilingus. If you can rim a guy you can eat a pussy.
The one and only pussy I got a hold that smelled funny didn't exactly smell bad. It smelled like apple butter (which I don't care for). I have never had pussy that smell like fish!
I'd sooner eat at Chik Fil A.
What a stupid thread.
It assumes all straight men eat pussy when in fact a lot of straight men never go down there. They like fucking, maybe anal and maybe fingering but that's it.
...and that's usually why they're considered a shitty lay.