Maxim names Miley Cyrus "most beautiful woman in the universe"
What's this about? Her tits aren't even that big.
The 2013 Maxim Hot 100 list is filled with former Disney stars!
With an edgy new adult look, the magazine crowned Miley Cyrus as "the most beautiful woman in the universe," skyrocketing her to the top from last year's No. 68 spot.
"If feels amazing to be the No.1. It's every woman's fantasy to be told she's No. 1 on Maxim's Hot 100! So crazy!" Miley told the mag.
VOTE: Should Miley Cyrus be No. 1 on Maxim's Hot 100 list?
Fellow former Disney pal Selena Gomez came in second with Rihanna taking third on the list.
FHM's "Sexiest Woman In The World" Mila Kunis came in fourth and Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence nabbed the fifth spot on the mag's list.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashley Tisdale, Kate Upton, Vanessa Hudgens and Elisha Cuthbert rounded out the mag's top 10, respectively.
Other notable women making the list include the "Today" show's Hoda Kotb at No. 79 and Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend coming in at No. 69.
Check out the rest of the beauties on the 2013 Maxim Hot 100 list!
She is one of the most unattractive overhyped young celeb, can't act and can't sing.
I love that Lizzie McGuire girl, although she can't sing, but she's pretty and CAN act.
I actually sort of like her, but she's far from a beauty.
Also she's not a singer, she should really focus on acting. She has good comedic timing, if nothing else.
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In other words, Maxim is like People - the celebs' PR people arrange for these "titles".
She has what my friend calls Spice Face. She has the look of someone who smokes too much spice, that phony version of pot!
If 'snaggle-toothed midget hillbilly' is the hottest thing going- she's the winner.
Most beautiful, HELL NO!
One of the most confused and fucked up, YEAH.
In no universe is Miley Cyrus more beautiful than Selena Gomez. Or even in the same league, looks-wise.
What? Fucking imbeciles.
The celeb that pays the most "wins"
Tee hee. I just read that Mante T'eo's fake girlfriend made the list.
Maxim's agent and Miley's agent came up with this nonsense. No else believes it.
Maxim - the braille edition, that is.
Miley Cyrus is not even the most beautiful horse in the universe.
Have they decided on which universe they're talking about?
She's not even cute. She's quite average.
She's so gay friendly, I have a hard time hating on Miley.
Hoda? Are they trying to be funny? That's just mean.
Most beautiful in the UNIVERSE?
Apparently Maxim's health insurance plan lacks optical coverage.
Very pretty, sexy girl.
But they should look for older.
You know there is something seriously wrong with the planet when Gwyneth Paltrow (rich nepotist snob) and Miley Cyrus (rich Disney star) are the most beautiful and the most sexy. Just saying.
Watch out for that bucket of pig's blood.
I'm with R5
No dislike, but beautiful? Um, no.
biggest joke ever. She's not that pretty.
I think we all know who is truly the most beautiful woman in the universe.
Magazine form of payola.
She's not even pretty. Okay body but that's it.
Are you sure this isn't a list of Best Looking Former Disney Stars?
that whole wannabe badass thing is as bad as Bieber, in fact Miley looks like the straight girl version of that lesbian Bieber. Both their hairdos and all.
I think it's probably the Disney thing. It's a little unsettling, but reminds me of an SNL skit years back when a couple of guys were counting down to the Olsen twins' 18th b-day.
Uhm, is this a joke?
How is that list even decided?
Is it publicist-bought?
In what planet?
How much did Miley pay Maxim?
Miley seems to be aping Rihanna's "I love drugs, strip clubs and posting naughty selfies on instagram! Oh no! I'm thinking too much about my childhood sexual trauma! Time for shots!" damaged girl schtick that the gross guys who read Maxim no doubt find hot. I'm sure said gross guys also appreciate that she's also young enough to be a college sophomore and, most importantly, white.
We must live in different universes.
As bad as it is that Miley took the top spot, the top 10 is just as horrible.
I hope Maxim's readership is no older than 22, otherwise this "Top 10" list is way creepy.
R41 must be. This year was a massive dud all around with Maxim going for Miley and People going to Paltrow...
[quote] I hope Maxim's readership is no older than 22, otherwise this "Top 10" list is way creepy.
I was thinking the same thing.
This must have been the Maxim issue that was published in braille.
Miley Cyrus is not white, she is clearly part asian. It's not hard to see if you know what to look for.
Her career (such as it was) is over and she is now a tabloid celebrity. Thanks to the Internet and 24-hour cable tv with 500 channels, celebrities no longer fade into obscurity when their careers dry up as they used to do.
Does Maxim get a good tax break for hiring blind staffers?
Okay, Maxim thinks she's beautiful, but what does brother Val say?