Heaven does not allow fatties, but keep in mind, there are no bodies in heaven so it isn't the sort of thing that affects the lifting properties of clouds. Humidity is the big bugaboo here. Nothing weighs down a cloud like water. Just a little light hearted hereafter humor for those who still feel alive.
Why so offended?
No they aren't.
No one is a shallow dickhead either, so it ought to work out quite well for you, OP.
Heaven . . .is a place, where nothing, nothing ever really happens. . . .
fat people are very sensitive.
Too bad you'll never find out, OP.
Es una semana de sol y cielos azules. La ciudad vibra en las vísperas de esa estación, que millones esperan por meses. Los árboles cambian su look desnudo por los colores palpitantes de las flores que los envuelven. En las calles la gente ha cambiado los abrigos oscuros del invierno por intensos tonos primaverales y ya no hay que decir “buenas noches” a las 5 de la tarde.
R1 is just mad because she's too fat to fit through the pearly gates.
They're so disgusting, aren't they? Angry, hateful, and lashing out at the world just because they're too weak to simply PUT THE FORK DOWN.
They should all do coke before they die. That way they won't be fat when they arrive.
You'll never know, OP.
R9's post is actually very beautiful.
Not in my heaven!
No. Gluttony is a sin.
I got in. So, yes.
My mother died a shriveled husk - 80 pounds tops.
When I see her in dreams, she's always back to her "fluffy" weight.
This was the woman who considered obesity to be as un-American as catholicism. She trained with Jack LeLane records religiously. When the weight came, she made one last-ditch effort by subsisting on AYDs for a year. She was a raging bitch.
When she gave up, 30 pounds piled on and stuck. She mellowed out.
So, I believe we're all 30 pounds heavier after we die. We also wear mom-jeans, polo shirts, floral cotton sweaters, and white Reeboks.
I didn't mean to offend the fat. I could use a few sit ups myself. I was just curious if heaven believers believe we will all be at our physical best when we get there.
[quote]op, I'm sorry! I like fat people! I own a dvd of%2
I don't know why it came out like that. I meant to say:
I'm sorry. I like fat people. I even own Precious on DVD.
No fatties down here where I am!
Just the ones who are sitting next to you on the plane.
The are still fat, but heaven has less gravity.
Apology excepted, OP.
[R9]Translated: It's a week of sunshine and blue skies. The city vibrates on the eve of this season, that millions are waiting for months. The trees change her look naked throbbing colors of the flowers that surround them. In the streets people have changed the dark winter coats by intense springtime tones and no longer have to say "good night" at 5 pm.