Plus he's a Christian, and has a son. Momma sure knows how to pick 'em.
Love his white culotte dress, though.
I'll fucking cut a bitch who makes fun of my shorts.
So you'd like to be his prayer partner?
[quote]I am Italian by race
Sorry, he leaves my cooze dry as a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
"Incarcerated for: Assault 1st Degree, Wanton Endangerment" AND seeking donations!
I'm glad Momma is keeping up the tradition of letting her mussy do her thinking for her!
Gehlhausen is an ITALIAN name?! Maybe by way of Munich...
You should totally go for it! These things usually have a way of working out. Maybe you'll even get to be on lockup!!
So, he is 29, has a 10-year-old son, and he's single... and gay!?
How many gay guys have children when they are 19?
BTW you should check out his mugshot, not so cute.
[quote]How many gay guys have children when they are 19?
You don't get out much, do you? There are plenty of guys who are questioning their sexuality in their teens who have sex with girls. Sometimes the girl gets pregnant. Not hard to figure out, dumbass.
Why is he wearing a half slip?
What does wanton endangerment inolve?
Believe it or not he posted the better pic. The first one had the poodle skirt over it.
r13, I'm guessing he threw his Chinese food on someone.
BTW, that site will provide me with hours of entertainment. Thanks for posting OP
He is Italian/German. No wonder he's in prison for assault.
He spends much of his time at work? Huh?
The crime and sentence seem strange.
I can't help but wonder if maybe some of the guys in the ads are sincere. Could there be a sincere one in the bunch that you would trust and help get a fresh start when they are released?
I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.
[quote]I would only want to help a hot ex-con but I'd like to know he was going to revert to his felonious habits and threaten my life.
I think that's a safe bet!
I'm guessing quite a few of those aren't gay and are setting up their first con when they get out. You,know the old saying "an old gay and his money are soon parted."
I worked at a pre-release halfway house. This is a lucrative scam. They use multiple names and keep the requests for money coming. I've seen the same female use up to 5 different names. for the life of me, I couldn't figure out how they managed that at prison since the names have to match inmate numbers.
They sit around and laugh about this. Men do it, women do it - i know this will be a complete shock but it's nothing but a con.
LOVE the bloomers, stud. Gotta be secure in your masculinity to go about like that.
But why is he as red as a pickled pig's foot?
Lord, R22, that dude's from the same town as Strom Thurmond.
I'm actually thinking of writing the guy in R22. From a PO Box in another city, of course. But still, he's kinda cute and he's in for selling coke. That's not so bad, right?
R22's link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!
Jesus that kid is probably being used like a blow-up doll. For possession and grand theft. This country is really fucked up. (And yes, there are tens of thousands of young black men in prison who have probably done even less to get there.)
Sorr, I do not declare anyone hot until I know what crime they commited..
Thanks to whoever bumped the thread. I love momma threads and I missed this one the first time.
[quote]link has Mama's mussy writhing like a salted slug on hot asphalt!
I know this is 2 years later but I think this may be the best mussyism I have ever read. Bravo, r41!
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