Prince Harry's Dad, James Hewitt Sure Has A Lot Of Dick (NSFW)
Funny how it was proven that James was fucking Diana 9 months before Harry came along, and they were fucking as far back as 1981. Both lied about it publicly, but James spilled the beans at every given opportunity, and the media caught them kissing in the early 80s, way before they said that they had met. Diana referred to James' dick as "my friend." Kinda like Charles' "tampon". Sad that Harry will never know who his real father is. I guess he could do a DNA test in secret. If Will dies, I guess he doesn't want to fuck up and be denied the throne. James was trying to sell Diana's dirty love letters a few years ago.
r1, that was debunked. The media proved that they were lovers as early as 1981. Everyone has gone on record about Hewitt himself admitted that they were fucking 9 months before Harry was born. He was fearful of being bumped on if it came to light, and he didn't wish to be father to the kid.
R3 The media hasnt proven anything. All they do is report Hewitt's claims which he keeps changing and updating whenever he needs some extra money.
Harry doesn't even look like Hewitt. He looks just like his paternal grandfather Prince Philip, except he has the characteristic red hair of the Spencers (which his maternal grandfather, maternal uncle, and maternal aunt all share).
r5, that's complete bullshit. Stop working overtime to explain away Harry having everything from Hewitt's looks to mannerisms. r4, this goes back before Hewitt ever started becoming a media whore.
Diana met Hewitt two years AFTER she gave birth to Harry.
[quote]Harry having everything from Hewitt's looks to mannerisms
Mannerisms are a learned trait. You dont inherit them.
Seriously dude, thats the best you can do?
[quote]Mannerisms are a learned trait. You dont inherit them.
Not true, R8. I didn't grow up with my father, but people tell me I have his mannerisms to a T.
Sidenote: Hewitt is pretty hot.
Not the OP
She threw herself done the stairs when she was pregnant with him.
The older Harry gets, the more he looks like a Windsor. You're a loon, OP.
Harry looks like Hewitt whether Hewitt is Harry's father or not.
I don't see "a lot of dick." In fact I don't see any dick at all.
Where's the beef wellington?
OP's evidence Hewitt is Harry's father seems to be as lacking as the evidence he has a lot of dick.
I see the old Queen Mother, Harry's great grandmother, in his face.
I see a little Philip and Betty, but no Spencer other than the red hair.
And very little Charles. For one, his ears don't look like open car doors.
I see his ass on my face.
In death, I like Diana better knowing she was a cum-gurgling road whore size queen.
If the Palace had any inkling Harry was anybody's child other than Charles, they'd have pushed her down the steps herself.
They all know he is James's kid. Even Harry knows it. That's why he is such the playboy and doesn't worry as much about image as his homely ass brother. He knows when it comes down to it, even technically he is third in line, he could never actually be crowned. If Harry had a shot at being crowned, he would be married, have some slut squeezing out crotch droppings and slipping anti-freeze into Kate's drinks.
It's plain as day Harry has the same smile as the man in the picture.
Oh, and where is this "lot of dick" you promised?
I have it direct from the source. They know Harry is not Charles's natural son, because Charles knows for sure, without any doubt. He was not fucking Diana at the time she got pregnant. The family does not want to do a DNA test, why would they? They love Harry, he's now Charles's son, regardless of whose sperm it was. Diana was seeing Hewitt for a long time and yes, they both lied about it for obvious reasons. There you go, that's the truth.
[quote]It's plain as day Harry has the same smile as the man in the picture.
Considering the man in the picture is not even smiling, that statement is a bit of a stretch.
R22 Does your source have a pic of the "lot of dick" in the headline?
"Pained"? Wow. I didn't see "pained" at all. I still don't see "pained."
I see "Look at me...if I move my hand you can see my 'naughty bits.'" And he grins.
Seriously, pauvre petit, if you [italic]really[/italic] see "pained" in that expression, [italic]you[/italic] are the one it sucks to be.
Guzzling or gargling, pick one.
Stop trying to defend gurgling.
Just admit you're an idiot, and all will be well.
R36. Girl, who said guzzling?
The more I think about it, maybe Hewitt is Harry's father. Not only that, he could be the Queen's father as well.
Harry has also started balding just like his brother and dad.
[quote]I have it direct from the source.
Direct from [italic]which[/italic] source? you means from prince Charles himself?
Yes, we really believe that claim, Anonymous. I am sure he regularly confides in you truths about his sons' legitimacy.
I think harry looks like his father Charles.
Harry, unfortunately, looks like his grandfather.
Surely some enterprising journalist could get ahold of some of his DNA for testing. It's not as if he' particularly careful about spreading it around.
There was a test, years ago and the palace was "satisfied with the results."
God, some of you seem [italic]really[/italic] invested in who Harry's real father is. WTF?
"There was a test, years ago and the palace was "satisfied with the results.""
Right, R44. We never aired that episode. It was wild, with Charles refusing to supply his DNA, forcing us to take the sample right there on stage from Camilla's knickers.
I can tell you there has never been a test that the Queen, Prince Phillip or Charles knows about. I, too, used to think there must have been, but really, they don't want to know.
I can't believe the idiotic queens who are so invested in Harry being the son of Hewitt.
[quote]If Harry had a shot at being crowned, he would be married,
Prince Charles, who is pretty much guaranteed the throne, didn't marry till he was almost 33.
He may or may not be Hewitt’s son, but in any case, Harry didn't get his looks from him. Here’s whom he got it from. He’s the spitting image of his maternal aunt, Sarah Spencer.
I love how people like r49 have to go all the way back trying to find anyone who Harry looks like. Honey, Charles is not Harry's father. Period. Diana and James' affair matches up perfectly. It's right on schedule when it comes to Harry's birth. The evidence that James and Diana were screwing as far back as 1981 has been substantiated a million times. Everyone saw them. They were even caught kissing in 1981. Of course the palace was going to come up with another story. This is a family that is batshit crazy. A family full of drunk inbreds.
Genetics skip generations. Harry looks like Prince Phillip.
Dear R51, I have no Idea who Harry’s father is. His appearance indeed doesn’t indicate any particularly traceable Windsor feature. Neither does it, a part from a generic hair color and skin complexion, suggests he’s necessarily related to Hewitt. My point was that based on his looks, one shouldn’t settle this fraternity case, since he is, appearance wise, overwhelmingly and rather solely, a Spencer. And I love you too.
Fraternity = paternity. Sorry.
That pic at OP's link shows where Harry gets his looks and his exhibitionism.
Diana was known for her love of snowballing.
I see a pic of an average flaccid penis easily cupped and covered by a fraction of a hand.
[quote]Harry has also started balding just like his brother and dad.
He has? I haven't noticed.
YOU ARE THE FATHER.
Gimme a break of course Harry is a bastard they all know it.