I would have Kobe, Kanye and Usher keep me as a slave.
There's nothing remotely funny or entertaining about demeaning others. I know I'm on DL, but I'm pretty surprised some sick-minded person would even bother making a thread like this. Might as well ask people which toddlers they'd like to fuck while you're at it, OP.
Channing Tatum, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and James Marsden
R25, you're a a real jerk, take a big deep breath and get the FUCK over your tired self.
R25 is absolutely correct. When people lament the decline of DL over the years, they are speaking of bullshit like this thread.
No, actually they're lamenting the proliferation of humorless scolds like R25 and R28...
What the fuck does sharing silly fantasies about sex-slave celebrities have to do with child rape, you idiot at R25? YOU'RE the one with baby sex on your mind, not any of us? Why is that, we wonder.
And R28's erroneous presumption at speaking for decline in DL quality is as woefully off-base. NO ONE except cunts, homophobic twats, and church-lady moralists itching to censor confuses sex threads with DL's problems.
Those problems mostly derive from uncivil anonymous posters, homophobic assaults, hectoring know-it-alls, and uncreative phonies. In other words, insufferable cunts such as you and R25.
Marry, fuck, kill is much more fun.
Careful, R31... R25 and R28 will go off on how sick it is to want to kill someone and call you a murderer!!
(rolling eyes at the fucking idiots at R25 and R28)
We should do marry, sex slave, fuck once, kill
Poor r25 and r28 - so very sheltered they've never heard of consensual B&D and S&M. We should start a collection or something.
Blake Griffin. And one or two of those gay 4 pay who wouldn't suck or rim.
Oh, for God's sake. I wouldn't treat them like a [italic]slave[/italic] slave. I'd just want them to be around when I want to have sex with them.
David Letterman, Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams
Matt Bomer, Tom Hardy & Andrew Garfield
Mario Lopez, Zac Efron and to mix things up Chris Meloni.
Channing Tatum, Zac Efron, Ryan Gosling.