Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinois — Any Questions?
[italic][bold]Aaron Schock, U.S. Congressman from the State of Illinois — Any Questions?[/bold][/italic]
Hi. I've been lurking here for a little while. I [italic]love[/italic] it! In fact, I just got through responding to "Double Penetration."
Before you start asking me questions, let answer one right away: I prefer "M" over "Glenn." (Then again … who doesn't?!)
[italic]Now ask me what you will.…[/italic]
Aaron, where's the check for your portion of the share for the 4th on Fire Island?! That dump is costing me 12,000 for the week and if you think your skipping out to go chase 22 yr old Hatian refugee boys around the Dominican Republic you are FUCKED.
I'm thinking about attending my church picnic this summer. It will be a casual potluck event in the local park.
My concern is over what to wear to such an event. I don't want to appear too stuffy, but I'm also not exactly a jeans & T-shirt kinda guy.
Do you have any suggestions for what a strapping younger man with a little bit of flair might wear to such an event.
Thanks for your help, Rep. Schock.
Bette or Joan?
Callas or Tebaldi?
Top or bottom?
[quote]Paul Ryan - hung?
Better yet, how about the same question about your 'friend' Representative Kinzinger?
Oh, this is already the thread of the week.
R5, IIRC, the "strap" of the "strapping youg man" spontaneously combusted.
Do you like to drink and fight?
Do you like to fuck all night?
Does the pot call the kettle beige?
Bradley @ R4: If I answered that, specifically, some sweet house lady who frequents this site might go into a State of Schock.
R5: I do enjoy light colors in the summer time.
R6: Joan. Maria. And both.
R7: Both are blessed, but Paul's is best.
R10: I like to first be clean. And then get dirty.
R11: I'm not sure. You have be me considering cream.
I have to run. I'm meeting with a constituent.
Do you have a visceral reaction to the term "frock hobbler"?
Is it true you're having "Cockgobbler" added to your official House stationery?
Spit or swallow?
Are your nipples sensitive? Do you like having them gently licked and sucked or do you like them chewed hard and/or twisted or pulled?
Chewy McNip, roving reporter
Does someone on your official staff wax you?
Are you free on Tuesdays for political donations?
How big is your caucus?
Did you really burn your turquoise picnic belt?
Aaron sweetie, when the reporter asked you what you thought about marriage equality, why did you look so stunned and awkward? It's just a simple--but very common question theses days.
You said you hadn't thought of it. Seriously, Aaron? Nothing? Not at all? Never came up? Ever? You must be very, very busy.
What made you change your mind about being Governor?
How long is your charade going to last? When are you coming out?
Who is your fave: Ethel Merman or Mary Martin?
Aaron, not a question, but a statement:
It gets better.
Thank you, everyone!
R13: I'm good.
R15: Why limit oneself?
R16: They're fine. I personally prefer the first set of stimulation.
R18: I will have my staff check that.
Lindsey @ R19: Oh, it's very big! (But manageable.)
R20: It's in my closet.
R21: This issue is moving so fast it's hard for me to keep up. I am evolving. But I find I sometimes can become [italic]overwhelmed[/italic]. Especially when an issue like this is so big, it just keeps getter bigger and bigger and bigger. And this is already [italic]garganutan[/italic]. It's amazing how it continues to [italic]grow[/italic]!
R22: I want you to know that I am not ruling out anything. Who knows what the future brings?! But I am encouraged. For the time being, though, I am very happy serving my district.
R23: Pardon me?
R25: I find from my own personal experience, practice does makes perfect.