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Who has the biggest cock in Pro Golf?

I like to watch them on the weekend, esp. when the wind is blowing hard on their polyester slacks. And when they squat and bend over.

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by Anonymousreply 57July 25, 2018 10:36 AM

Little Jerry Barber.

by Anonymousreply 1May 6, 2013 8:33 PM

Most golfers are old.

by Anonymousreply 2May 6, 2013 8:46 PM

You have a sad life.

by Anonymousreply 3May 6, 2013 10:45 PM

Dustin Johnson

by Anonymousreply 4May 7, 2013 12:51 AM

I don't know but the most gorgeous golfer is the guy who just won the open. i'd like to think he's got a big dick too.

by Anonymousreply 5May 7, 2013 12:59 AM

R3 needs to go back to her trough and remove her stench from the DL.

by Anonymousreply 6May 7, 2013 1:15 AM

I love that OP's link shows up in Google Images as "sergio garcia bulge"

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by Anonymousreply 7May 7, 2013 2:34 AM

Bulge analysis is a tough business. Unless you can see can see a big cock outline down the leg, it's just difficult to tell for sure is someone is size meat.

A bulge can be a big fat cock and balls bunched up, or it can just be bunching of the pants. Moreover, completely average cock and balls can be bunched to look pretty impressive sometimes.

And, I'm pathetic for actually having noticed this in my life, but thighs matter. Some guys (often thinner guys, not always) have pretty flat front thighs and they're cock and balls, if you were looking from the side, rest completely in front of their thighs. So, easy for them to present a nice package if they're wearing reasonably tight pants, cuz there's no where for their junk to hide.

Other guys have thighs that jut out and their cock and balls can be sort of recessed between their thighs, such that if they're wearing slightly baggy-crotched pants, even a big cock can result in a meh or non-existence bulge.

Let's not even talk about the simply fat who wear baggy pants on their stomach and thus even if they had size meat, you'd never be able to tell under the tent created.

I bet the biggest cock in golf isn't even a star. McIlroy is mentioned a lot, but it's probably some 50th-ranked schlub who doesn't show off the goods. Could it be Mickelson -he's always so relaxed and cheerful, lol. "My drive is in the woods again, but I have a HUGE cock, everything will be okay."

by Anonymousreply 8May 7, 2013 2:47 AM

What about Tiger?

by Anonymousreply 9May 7, 2013 3:22 AM

R2 You are so wrong. The vast majority of PGA Tour players at any given time in history are under 32. Tiger is OLD on the tour at this time.

Speaking of the Tigga, HUGE and GIRTHY. And we know I likes me some girth.

This is from a on the scene first hand observer.

His main flaw from the neck down is that he is developing a fat ass, and I don't mean in a yummy, bubbly way.....in your father's sort of way. Thanks Earl.

by Anonymousreply 10May 7, 2013 3:31 AM

I always imagine Tiger has a nice-sized, but not huge cock. 7.5 inches medium girth.

by Anonymousreply 11May 7, 2013 3:31 AM

That guy who just won the Masters is gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 12May 7, 2013 3:34 AM

well, from a female point of view, I found your dimensions more than adequate. But Tigga is a tad longer and girthier. He may be Caublacasian, but his dick is all West African. Sorry if that offends anyone, but there is NO Asian in the peen.

by Anonymousreply 13May 7, 2013 3:38 AM

How big is Tiger? Any of the sluts he was with gave any clue to his size?

by Anonymousreply 14May 7, 2013 3:40 AM

Tiger has an icky upper body/chest

by Anonymousreply 15May 7, 2013 3:46 AM

I wouldn't call my husband a slut, but he said it was about an inch longer and an inch girthier than his own.

We weren't the measuring type couple. Most straight, secure men with big dicks don't measure, at least not in their woman's presence. It reeks of "Well at least I have this going for me!" Like Marky Mark in "Boogie Nights".

by Anonymousreply 16May 7, 2013 3:54 AM

Sergio HAS to rank among the top.

by Anonymousreply 17May 8, 2013 4:20 AM

Did Tiger inherit from the black side or the Asian side of the family? Or did it just average out?

by Anonymousreply 18May 8, 2013 4:23 AM

The guys with the long putters.

Webb Simpson

Keegan Bradley

Adam Scott

Padraig Harrington (as of last week)

by Anonymousreply 19May 9, 2013 11:17 PM

"Unless you can see a big cock outline down the leg"

Um, that's if they're wearing boxers or saggy boxer briefs. What about tight Jockeys or bikini briefs (or the occasional thong)? They force the cock to the side.

by Anonymousreply 20May 9, 2013 11:22 PM

I always thought John Daly was supposed to be hung.

by Anonymousreply 21May 9, 2013 11:29 PM

Didn't the women Tiger cheated with all pretty much agree he was huge? Some of them said the biggest they had ever seen..?

by Anonymousreply 22May 9, 2013 11:35 PM

Does deer antler spray make your cock bigger?

by Anonymousreply 23May 9, 2013 11:52 PM

In a previous thread on this topic, we determined the answer to be Rory McIlroy.

by Anonymousreply 24May 9, 2013 11:58 PM

The guy who finished Round 1 at the Players today with a 3-stroke lead is the rare species - a handsome ginger.

Roberto Castro, a Georgia Tech alum.

by Anonymousreply 25May 10, 2013 12:52 AM

Rory McIlroy hands down. Massive uncut Irish sausage

by Anonymousreply 26March 13, 2015 10:32 PM

This guy. It fell out while he was playing.

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by Anonymousreply 27March 13, 2015 11:28 PM

Jason Day

by Anonymousreply 28March 13, 2015 11:49 PM

Dustin Johnson.

He was bulging all over the place last weekend at Doral.

Here is is a few years ago. It's a huge dick.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 14, 2015 1:12 AM

John Daly's ex-wife has confirmed in interviews that he's well hung.

by Anonymousreply 30March 14, 2015 1:35 AM

Tiger Woods' mistresses discuss his cock size.

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by Anonymousreply 31March 14, 2015 7:51 PM

R3

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by Anonymousreply 32March 14, 2015 7:54 PM

Sergio

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by Anonymousreply 33March 14, 2015 7:59 PM

Muffin Spencer-Devlin

by Anonymousreply 34March 14, 2015 8:04 PM

Luke Donald bulging today at the Masters.

by Anonymousreply 35April 10, 2015 5:38 PM

Morgan Hoffman - a PGAer and former OK State teammate of Ricky Fowler.

He's probably not all that well hung, but I'd like to find out.

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by Anonymousreply 36April 11, 2015 8:10 PM

Morgan Hoffman is extremely hot. Made the cut, too.

by Anonymousreply 37April 11, 2015 8:28 PM

Dustin Johnson's Johnson was visibly swinging a lot today at the final round of the Masters.

by Anonymousreply 38April 13, 2015 2:22 AM

R8 LOL. thank you for that crotch analysis. You are totally right!

by Anonymousreply 39April 13, 2015 2:40 AM

Jordan Spieth bulge

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by Anonymousreply 40February 11, 2016 2:38 PM

dianah shure

by Anonymousreply 41February 11, 2016 3:34 PM

Adam Scott bulging beautifully

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by Anonymousreply 42March 5, 2016 4:56 AM

Guan Tianlang

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by Anonymousreply 43March 5, 2016 6:02 AM

Y' know, I was watching golf a few weeks ago--which I never, ever do- and was surprised by how many hot players I saw.

by Anonymousreply 44March 5, 2016 12:13 PM

Jordan Spieth bulging nicely at The Players Championship today.

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by Anonymousreply 45May 12, 2016 3:58 AM

I find Spieth to be really handsome. Nice bulge too.

by Anonymousreply 46May 12, 2016 4:45 AM

Dustin Johnson won the US Open yesterday. Bulging all over the place, too.

by Anonymousreply 47June 21, 2016 1:25 AM

As with anyone you never really know until you get them hard. You can be a grower or shower. The only pro golfer i have any personal knowledge of was John Daily. He was banging a good gf of mine about 10 years ago and truly beer can thick and about 7 was her guess. The girth was his strong suit and trust me this girl has seen quite a bit of dick..lol

by Anonymousreply 48June 21, 2016 1:41 AM

Man, that Dustin Johnson must not wear underwear when he plays. Bulging BIG all over the place today at Bridgestone.

by Anonymousreply 49July 3, 2016 9:45 PM

I wonder how big Jordan Spieth's cock is? He has a great ass in those tight pants. He looks like a future pudge though.

by Anonymousreply 50July 5, 2016 5:12 AM

The guy in R27 is proof positive of how you can't tell cock size until it's out and hard. You gin soaked queens will never learn. Just because there's a "bulge", doesn't mean shit. Personally, my cock can be an inch or two max while showering,but when it's hard , it's 7" and very thick... Keep dreaming though you sad bitches... Bring on the angry projection responses..... Hahahaha

by Anonymousreply 51July 5, 2016 5:24 AM

There was chatter somewhere online from an ex GF of Jordan's that said he was huge.

by Anonymousreply 52July 5, 2016 6:21 PM

bump for some Masters bulging

by Anonymousreply 53April 6, 2017 8:35 PM

Wow, check out James Heath's ass and thighs in this clip. YUM

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by Anonymousreply 54April 13, 2017 8:59 PM
by Anonymousreply 55July 25, 2018 10:27 AM

I never followed golf. Can someone name the hot players you guys are talking about?

by Anonymousreply 56July 25, 2018 10:32 AM
by Anonymousreply 57July 25, 2018 10:36 AM
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