Goofus throws his tricks out immediately afterwards. Gallant makes sure there are plenty of towels and turkey meatballs for all.
Pedo troll,go away.
Goofus pees on the seat.
Goofus AND Gallant .... well after their 18th birthday, of course.
You're asking which one we'd fuck? Well the choice is obvious, but the other one needs it more.
BTW, I had to look this up to know WTF you were talking about.
Goofus is delightful. Gallant is a prisspot and not much fun. I'd rather be Goofus any time, and usually am. I tend to put the empty ice tray back in the freezer without filling them. Goofus is human.
Today Goofus has a potbelly and body odor.
Gallant is a bodybuilder with perfect hair.
So I'll take Gallant.
Goofus wipes his dick on the drapes.
Gallant uses the moist towlette he keeps in his wallet.
Goofus doesn't even ask you your name.
Gallant sends you a hand-written thank-you card.
Gallant posts here. He's the prisspot who corrects everyone's grammar and scolds them for excessive drinking, binge tricking and eating at McDonald's.
We four kids *detested* Gallant. We were really good kids who never caused trouble, so I guess Goofus was our Id surrogate.
Thing is, Goofus really wasn't all that bad compared to someone like the Cat on the Hat or Goldilocks, who were truly destructive and annoying.
Goofus sits and spins.
Gallant just sits.
Next question: Not Me or Ida Know?
Dolly was a lovely girl.
hey her name may have gallant but she was a goofus!
I told Goofus to take the money on the dresser and get out. I got up and made scrambled eggs and mimosas for Gallant.