My roommate hasn't come out of her room for 5 days
Should I go inside to see if she's alright?
Knock first then go on. Why do you need to ask this. If she is dead don't touch anything. Turn around and call the cops.
Or you could wait a couple of days, until the stench becomes overwhelming.
Really? Does she have a bathroom?
This thread is useless without pictures!
Check the ledge. She might be smoking out there.
Are you sure she's in there? Maybe she skipped out on the rent.
She's probably addicted to World of Warcraft.
This happened to my brother once. His roommate turned out to be severely depressed.
Do you smell an odor coming from the room?
Forget the bathroom, she could be peeing in a trash can. It's clean, fresh water she needs, otherwise she's a goner.
She DEAD, gurl
Has the Skeeter Davis recording of End of the World been playing on a loop?
Don't just go in. Knock. If she doesn't answer, leave her alone or slip a simple note under her door if there's something urgent you need to tell her. It's ALWAYS douchebaggy to try and open the door without express consent.
If you want to know if she's dead, just listen outside her door for a while. You're bound to hear some kind of rustling, throat-clearing, chair-moving, etc. if she's still alive.
Why not just think of some lame question to ask her and ask her through the door? That'll give you some indication whether she's still alive!
I've watched enough of that "Murder, She Wrote" to know that OP killed her, and is now looking to set DL up as an alibi.
Mine was hanging in the attic OP. Go check.
Only poor people have roommates
Are you the guy whose roommate won't talk to him? Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you AT ALL.
send her a text. duh?
Are you going to keep her stuff? I'd think it would be too painful for you. I'll take it.
Knock on the door. If there's no answer, call the cops. Naturally, you'll be suspect 1 because your the roommate, so you don't want to accidentally leave behind any evidence if you were to open the door and go in her room.
Light some paper on fire and fan the smoke under her door. Yell, "Help! Fire!" and see if she comes out.
Rent is due on Monday...I guess you'll know by then, right?
If she's been dead more than 24 hours you're going to look like a total bitch, OP.
She's obviously not in there you twit.
She's dead and you're brain dead, if you really haven't checked in on someone you happen to live with for five whole days.
Her lack of rent payment will make for an Extremely Sensitive Time at the first of the month, OP!
Kick the door down and shout out "HEY!! what's going on?!!" If she doesn't respond and looks kind of decomposed and gross, then she's probably dead. If she's not even in the room, then you might feel like an idiot for a minute or so.
If only you'd asked after three days. Too late now.
Curiosity is killing me....is she dead or not?
OMG! She sounds like the perfect room mate! If she's still alive, ask her if she wants to move to my place.
I heard of a fraternity in which a brother's alarm clock went off, and it continued to ring for at least 12 hours. Finally, another brother decided there was something wrong with that. So, he went into the brother's room and found rigor mortis had already set in.
Ironically, the grandfather of the dead young man donated heavily to the University and the fraternity in prior years. A departmental office at the University had already been named for him before his grandson's death.
this is a locked-room mystery
"I heard of a fraternity in which a brother's alarm clock went off, and it continued to ring for at least 12 hours. Finally, another brother decided there was something wrong with that."
Only a man would what TWELVE hours ... *sigh*
I knew a girl who had a fuckfest with a guy for 5 days. All they did was fuck,suck ,lick, swallow and pump each other for days on end.Make sure that you don't hear very sexual screams/grunts before you go in though....
She's just not into you. But slip some slices of bologna under the door halfway and if it disappears, you know she is fine.
I know a girl who locked herself in her room for 5 days.
And then she died.
[quote]Her lack of rent payment will make for an Extremely Sensitive Time at the first of the month, OP!
This actually crossed your brain as witty, R29? I'm embarrassed for you.
Well? Dead or alive? We're on day 6!
Did you die too, OP? :S
They are both with Bai Ling....on the roof.
I really hope she has a private bathroom. Otherwise, gross.
OP, we need an update. Did you call the cops?
Apparently she went in and she's gonna be fine. CZJ admitted herself in and will be getting treatment for 30 days. Thank you OP for doing something about it, even though it took you 5 days!