I'm pretending to pretend that I'm playing "I went to Florida."
It's my turn so here I go. Hope I remember everything. Wish me luck.
I went to Florida and I bought a pair of sunglasses, a motorboat, a tattoo, orange gumballs, a rocking chair, a pelican, a 5 foot high bong, a set of tumblers, wicker pocketbook, a fudgesicle, Mickey Mouse ears, a crate of coconuts, some AA batteries, and a strobe light.
I'm pretending that I'm the first out gay president. Kellan Lutz is going to fuck me bareback in the oval office.
I'm so lost!
Threats will get you nowhere. The truth will always come out in the end.
I am all the Prancing Ponies.
ALL OF THEM!
If you had bothered to search, OP, you'd discover that there are THREE different threads on this already!
If only I had been pretending when I paid my 18 bucks for this!
I am the poster who screams that you eat old people's feces, but I don't really know why.
I am R11, the infinite loop.
I'm pretending I have a stinky pussy and I am called Cheryl.
Corn? When did I eat corn?
I often pretend I'm pretending to be a Sumerian Housewife. It's much easier than actually pretending to be a Sumerian housewife.
This is the worst "Let's pretend" thread evah!
I'm pretending I'm Kate Jackson looking for her glasses.
"There they are, behind the mustard!"