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Ryan Lochte: How cute is he?
He's awfully cute. Please tell me he doesn't have any anti-gay slurs or big donations to Mitt Romney in his past.
- He looks like a mixture of Chris Klein and porn star Jason Adonis.
- He has a very flat ass.
- God, they dig deep.
Takes NOTHING to be on TV these days.
- Well, he loves Ellen at least
- I am assuming there's no real depth to his swimming either.
- IL don't think he is cute nor do I like his body. Add stupid and you have a big lump of idiot.
- Swimmers are not generally homophobes, as the sport draws many a gay. It also takes a secure man to let his junk hang out in a speedo, and secure men are usually not homophobic.
- I like my men stupid, but this one might be too stupid.
- He is about 2% endearing with his simplicity .. but unfortunately 98% douche nozzle.
- Dumb bunny but attractive when he doesn't speak.
- Cute but dumb as a box of rocks. The Jason Adonis comparison is apt.
Just be quiet and lay down, Ryan.
- I watched his show just so I could honestly comment. He left me speechless...not because he's cute, but because he's the fucking stupidest person ever.
- Not cute.
- Himbo, but there's nothing wrong with that, they have their place. He is fun to look at, that's the important thing.
- How RL looked last week.
- Not cute. Hot body, but not cute.
The fact that he's as dumb as an especially stupid stump doesn't help.
The Voice of the Night
- I'm not proud of myself.. but I did watch this show.
- His poor PR team. They probably thought he was a gold mine when they signed on. Now, every time he opens his mouth, they must have to pop an Advil.
- He's cute, but he's certainly not the sharpest tack in the box. I have no doubt that he's unaware that folks are actually laughing AT him.
Philly interview was awesome!
- [quote]Now, every time he opens his mouth, they must have to pop an Advil.
- Ryan Lochte, Chris Klein and Jason Adonis...brothers from another mother?
- He looks like the type that will not age well.
- I'm sure his cum tastes like creamed corn. Salty with a hint of sweet. Yum!
- Ya think, R23?
- Yes r24, that's why I said it,
- That's actually pretty gross, R25.
- R26. Has it been a while since you sucked off a young guy with a nice big load? Always reminds me of creamed corn.
- Corn? When did I eat corn?
- If you're reminded of creamed corn when you see a guy's load, then I think he might have a medical problem.
- His buttocks are tragically flat.
- R29. The young ones always have salty sweet cum
- Lochte kind of dumb becomes not so cute very fast.
- Jason Adonis has a celebrity net worth of $3,000.
- He's so pretty, but then he speaks and I feel like I'm lusting after a retarded person.
- Kind of dumb? KIND OF DUMB?
This man would lose a game of tic-tac-toe to a lemur.
- He really has a huge vacuum between his ears.
- Fuck you, r36!
- Thanks, R38. I needed that laugh right now.
- You don't need brains when you look like he does.
(his mom seems to be having a little trouble making her comments seem authentic)
She must power thru until the end of the sentence.
- Nothing cute about him at all. Looks like any douchey frat boy you'd find at any college in the US. Probably will let you suck his dick if you get him drunk enough.
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