The most pathetic, desperate, disingenuous declarations of heterosexuality
Kerry Rhodes: "That's my assistant, not my boyfriend! We were just on a business vacation!"
Eddie Murphy: "I was just being a good samaritan, giving that tranny a ride in my car!"
Tom Cruise: Jumping on Oprah's couch
Who was the guy in the airport stall with the wide stance?
Vin Diesel: "I prefer to date in Europe."
Me, going to my high school prom.
I'm not a lesbian... Michi likes sausage!
Larry Craig was the wide stance guy cruising mpls/st.paul intl. airport. He declared" I am not, and have never been, a homosexual." The undercover dude they used was a stud.
In any pap shot of him with his "oh so convincing" wife and his children who are "too young to know they are being used to distract from their fey-gay dad being a fey-gay".
Matt Dallas going on Howard Stern solely to deny being gay and bragging about all the chicks he bangs.
"I Love You Diane!!"
20 or 25 girlfriends in high school,I think ,R8.
I remember an interview with Whitney Houston where she snapped something like, "You mean I can't have a female friend [Robyn Crawford] and not be a lesbian?".
Little Richard corrected a fan who shouted out some kind of gay-inclusive remark during a concert. He said something like, "Uh-uh-uh, I don't go that way".
Thom Filicia of Queer Eye on Christopher Lowell:
[quote]Filicia chuckles when Christopher Lowell’s (“Interior Motives,” “It’s Christopher Lowell!”) name is mentioned. “I hate to stereotype, but yeah, I think he’s gayer than a handbag,” Filicia says. “He’s kind of like the Corky St. Clair character in ‘Waiting for Guffman,’ always talking about his wife."
I remember seeing Lowell mention his wife on Jay Leno. Leno was stunned and tried to play it off as a joke, but when it was clear Lowell was serious the segment got very strained.
Eddy Murphy's Trany, or I mean ride for a friend was mysteriously pushed off the top of a building in Hollywood shortly after the media indecent. Coincidence?
Its even on the Dearly Departed Tour (former grave line tour) rout in Hollywood. LOL
Jonathan Rhys Meyers upon winning a Golden Globe mentioning his "girlfriend" 3 times, while never saying her name.
It was a sophomoric as the guy we all know who has a girlfriend in Canada.
Michelle Rodriguez claiming she can't get a boyfriend because the men in L.A. just aren't manly enough. Girl, please.
Whatever David Gest uttered the day he married Liza.