The most pathetic, desperate, disingenuous declarations of heterosexuality
Kerry Rhodes: "That's my assistant, not my boyfriend! We were just on a business vacation!"
Eddie Murphy: "I was just being a good samaritan, giving that tranny a ride in my car!"
Tom Cruise: Jumping on Oprah's couch
Who was the guy in the airport stall with the wide stance?
Vin Diesel: "I prefer to date in Europe."
Me, going to my high school prom.
I'm not a lesbian... Michi likes sausage!
Larry Craig was the wide stance guy cruising mpls/st.paul intl. airport. He declared" I am not, and have never been, a homosexual." The undercover dude they used was a stud.
In any pap shot of him with his "oh so convincing" wife and his children who are "too young to know they are being used to distract from their fey-gay dad being a fey-gay".
Matt Dallas going on Howard Stern solely to deny being gay and bragging about all the chicks he bangs.
"I Love You Diane!!"
20 or 25 girlfriends in high school,I think ,R8.
I remember an interview with Whitney Houston where she snapped something like, "You mean I can't have a female friend [Robyn Crawford] and not be a lesbian?".
Little Richard corrected a fan who shouted out some kind of gay-inclusive remark during a concert. He said something like, "Uh-uh-uh, I don't go that way".
Thom Filicia of Queer Eye on Christopher Lowell:
[quote]Filicia chuckles when Christopher Lowell’s (“Interior Motives,” “It’s Christopher Lowell!”) name is mentioned. “I hate to stereotype, but yeah, I think he’s gayer than a handbag,” Filicia says. “He’s kind of like the Corky St. Clair character in ‘Waiting for Guffman,’ always talking about his wife."
I remember seeing Lowell mention his wife on Jay Leno. Leno was stunned and tried to play it off as a joke, but when it was clear Lowell was serious the segment got very strained.
Eddy Murphy's Trany, or I mean ride for a friend was mysteriously pushed off the top of a building in Hollywood shortly after the media indecent. Coincidence?
Its even on the Dearly Departed Tour (former grave line tour) rout in Hollywood. LOL
Jonathan Rhys Meyers upon winning a Golden Globe mentioning his "girlfriend" 3 times, while never saying her name.
It was a sophomoric as the guy we all know who has a girlfriend in Canada.
Michelle Rodriguez claiming she can't get a boyfriend because the men in L.A. just aren't manly enough. Girl, please.
Whatever David Gest uttered the day he married Liza.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
And yes, we've changed the look and some of how it operates.
Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
Yes, we know we suck.
Yes, we are the biggest suckers that ever sucked.
But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
If you want you can go explore and see for yourself, Click here.
And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
The old site will remain around while things settle down but will go away fairly soon as we consolidate everything to the one "official" site.
Possibly we've not slain all the dragons and there will be issues that come up during the switchover. There's a help button in the lower right hand corner of the page which you can use to send us bug reports.
Please include as much information about the hardware (PC, Mac, Tablet, Phone etc), operating system (Windows, Mac OS, Android, iOS etc) and browser (Chrome, Safari, Opera, Internet Explorer etc) that you are using as possible to help us replicate and fix the problem.
Please note that complaints about colors, fonts, icons and the like are not "bugs" - they are design choices that we've made and we expect one or two cases of world-class bitching. But they won't actually cause headaches, scurvy, heart attacks, Restless Leg Syndrome, Morgellon's Disease or the vapors (but have your smelling salts at hand just in case).
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