Mark Wahlberg as a dumb, muscular guy in Pain and Gain
Too bad I was away shooting cause I woulda run in the Marathon and seen those two and BAM I woulda took them out and BAM I woulda shoved those bombs up their butts and BAM no boy woulda died and no runner woulda had the meat blowed off his leg bones which made me puke.
See my movie. I am a hero. Ya.
Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass."
Watch out Markie there's a new guy in town
"Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in "The Golden Compass.""
Try waking up next to her here on cold mountain.
Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Boner.
Reese Witherspoon as Tracy Flick in "Election".
Nicole Kidman as a cold evil bitch in To Die For, The Others, and Stoker.
Meryl Streep as a nice lady in Defending Your Life.
Julia Roberts as a home wrecker in My Best Friend's Wedding
Reese as Velma in Freeway. Scary how that tramp has come full circle.
Gwyneth as the headless woman in "Seven"
Tom Cruise as the hooker on the train in Risky Business.
Wood and other inanimate objects don't need to breathe, so I felt natural playing Breathless Mahoney in Dick Tracy. Plus, I have traced a lot of dicks.
Kristen Stewart as the awkward, mouth-breathing girl.
The sad thing is that r11 thought that was witty.
r13 is the late night celebrity defending troll.
Where was the celebrity defense, r14?
never mind...I thought you were the person who gets upset whenever anyone disparages a celebrity r14
Only when they attack my Justin.
R11, you are condemned to 3 weeks of detention in the "How Would Christianity Be Different if Lucille Ball Was Jesus" thread. Serves you right.
Madonna as a kinky slut/bitch in Body Of Evidence.
Reese in "Election." Uber-A type bitch who will do anything to get what she wants and craves power.
Pretty much Reese.
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. A sweet talking hot young thing who will sleep with anyone until she gets some control over one of her high end clients and wants it ALL for her better life in the end.
Cortney Love as an HIV+ junkie whore in People Vs. Larry Flynt.
Ann Jillian as Ann Jillian in "The Ann Jillian Story. "
AnnE Hathaway as a toothless whore in "Les Miz."
Jada Pinkett as the angry black female in... everything she's ever done.
Emma Roberts in Scream as the desperate and will do anything for fame because she's grown up in the shadow of someone with major celebrity.
All of Katherine Hepburn's screen roles.
"Lion in Winter, Pussy in Summer. I work when I can."
Meryl Streep as the nice character in Defending Your Life didn't require acting?
Oh, sweetie... playing nice is Meryl's biggest and most steady acting job. She's great at it, but trust me, it kills her.
Obama as Satan on the History Channel's "The Bible" series
"Jada Pinkett as the angry black female in... everything she's ever done."
Jada as a lesbian in The Women
George W. Bush playing the role of "George"
"The most destructive world leader in modern memory"
written produced and directed by Dick Cheney
Jack Nicholson in every role of his career..
Bette Davis as the straight forward, bitchy, insecure woman in............
Does Morgan Freeman act, or is he just being himself in every role?
Jackie Robinson as Jackie Robinson in "The Jackie Robinson Story."
Joan and Melissa Rivers in the Joan and Melissa Story.