When a guy sees your dick - at the gym, at a urinal, as you take off your clothes to get into bed with him....
What's the best/funniest/most unusual comment that anyone's ever made about your junk?
I usually get a Wow...lol! I'm a grower. I'm 6 inches soft and 10 1/2 hard. I wear briefs to keep it hidden. I can't beas best I can.
I can't believe I used to go commando in my late teens and late 20's. I would never do that now.
[quote]I can't beas best I can
from a strapping hairy Russian masseur who unexpectedly got me off at the Russian/Turkish Baths years ago.
(looking at it) "wow. you master of disaster."
My BF is well-hung. Once he was in the showers at the gym and ran into an old college buddy. They were chatting and catching up and at one point the not-very-generously-hung buddy looked down at my BF's junk and said, "Well, there's one thing we don't have in common."
I meant to also add: I keep it hidden as best I can. I love seeing so called str8 guys stare at it at the gym (some even get hard while staring.) I don't play around (I'm in a long term relationship), but, I love teasing str8, bi curious men. I've even had married guys ask if they can play with it..or at least touch it for a few seconds. My college track coach asked to suck it after I graduated. I let him suck it a few times that summer. He and I still keep in touch. It was my first sexual experience. I had a big crush on him. I still j/o at the memory of it. He was/is a tall, lean guy (he was in his early 30's at that time.)
What am I supposed to do with this? Hit a home run?
r 3, what size is your dick?
attention hung guys: please list your dick size and if you're cut or uncut. thanks :)
I'm 8" cut, 37. "You mean you've been hiding that monster donkey dick the whole time?"
You'd never know I swing such a big bat!
"I've long wondered how big your dick is. It was worth the wait".
I'm another hung dude who likes teasing straight guys who are clearly very curious (especially at work or at my gym.) My Dad and brother are hung too. I've never seen theirs and don't want to, but, they're hung.
From the first guy I ever messed around with: "What did they feed you?!"
It's 7.5" but THICK.
Do you use a pump?
9 inches, cut. thick.
Could you hung guys please post pics of your dicks...please?
I took a guy home once and started taking off my clothes first. The guy claimed "he creamed" when he saw my huge uncut cock. He had a fetish for uncut cock/foreskin and liked them big. Oddly enough that trick/pickup became my boyfriend for a year.He was Puerto Rican and Black and was pretty well endowed himself. He was also an insatiable bottom to boot. I guess he liked his male g-spot,asshole and rectum to be ruptured on a regular basis.
I'm the OP and not a big hung dude - have a perfectly average (if thick) cock.
But one of my fuck buds, KJ, was very well hung and thick - skinny, lanky black guy with a true 9 incher - and apparently one guy told him, as soon as he saw KJ's cock flop out of his boxers, "Damn, I'll never be able to take a shit again!"
(Not surprisingly, that was a boner killer for KJ.)
where's the meats? pics please
I was sucking on a huge one last night up in the local cruise park, couldn't it get all the way down, even with a downward curve.
he's just a little slip of a guy and wants me to fuck him tonight. I could sit him on my 8 and blow him at the same time.
will try to get pics
R17 has missed the original point...
About 8. Circumcised. I got used to the comments when young, although the first guy I was with was enormous so I thought I was average or below. Comments usually have been - "I wasn't expecting THAT!" "Impressive!: "You're gonna kill me." (Come on - 8's not that huge.)
And a couple guys starting adding "Big" before my name and other people would hear it and use it and not know why, since I've usually been rather thin. Not fond of that one.
I was a a big 9 1/2 inch dicked 15 year old when I started getting with adult men. My first, a college guy was dumbstruck and said I was horse hung. I did not understand that meant big so was confused. He seemed to like my horse like cock, so, was not concerned so much, as I pondered how my dick looked like a horses.
He proceeded to pass me around to all his friends. One of them fucked me. You don't fuck the horse hung do you?
r18 I'll ask the guy what his experience has been
and then I'll give him a bone and blow
"What am I supposed to do with it? Burp it?"
I got "Oh My God, it's HUGE!!" even though it wasn't all THAT big. The head was bigger than his. The head on his penis was kind of small and pointed, like it wasn't getting complete blood flow!
"you have a nice pee pee"
Anyone that claims a dick size greater than 8 inches is most assuredly a liar, or are too dumb to know how to use a ruler.
ROTFLMAO at R25.
Sweetie, you need to get out more often.
Idiot @ R25, you don't need to use a ruler.
My fist is 3" across. Therefore, if I hold a guy with one hand and there's only head peeking out, he's tinymeat.
Otoh, if I can fit three hands around that motherfucker, the dude is hung!
Since we are talking to hung guys here, I have a question for you.
What do you think about average size guys? Are they always a let down or dose it not matter. Or do you only play with similar size guys?
I have a big dick that I have traded on. Personally I don't care about the size of a dick. I prefer average sized to the large ones. Never had a dick that was too small as long as it gets hard.Size has never been a factor in my choice for buds. At the same time if someone is eager to get with me, ONLY, because I have a big dick, that can be a turn off.
Thank you, R31. We had gone for nearly five hours without revisiting this compelling topic.
A good friend from work, on our first 'encounter', was palming mine and said "good god, that's dead weight"
The most unusual comment was when a guy said "That's too big, no way is that getting inside me". Usually they just let their heels float up towards the ceiling.
Does the government know that you posses a weapon of mass destruction?
cock thump bump
8" & thick:
"I didn't know they came that size in white!"
As i was playing with his ass I took it out and he said "Oh no, not with that you're not"
8.5 cut thick
I've never had a bad reaction.
My favorite is a guy who was walking past me in the locker room and in full view and earshot of everyone else just did a fake double-take, nodded towards my dick and said "nice!" and kept on walking. Guys just started laughing and I just turned red and shrugged. Never saw him again.
The worst by far are the three trolls who asked me point blank if I fucked for money. And all I could muster each time was "sorry, no."
I get glances (but I stopped showering in gyms when I started to see candid camera pics show up online) and I know from a friend that there are still guys on Manhunt (I retired when I met my partner) who send out my dick shots as their own.
It looks like a table lamp.
Lawd, that thing will probably kill me, but I'm ready to go!
Notice how none of the well hung guys will show pics of their dicks
R44 I know - let's see 'em swing!
hot story, r5!
r5, how did the Coach go from being a coach to giving head. What did he say? Was it just a look?
"There's not much I can do with that thing except give it a hug!"
Do hung guys cum more than "regular sized" men?
I straight guy I used to know in college picked up a woman one night, and as soon as she saw his (completely average size) cock, she started talking about how big it was, how she didn't know if she could take it, and finally as he was fucking her she kept saying "Oh My God, that's so big it hurts--but please don't stop!."
When he woke up the next morning she was gone, and she had stolen $250 out of his wallet, but he decided that it completely worth it to have had a woman say that and act like she meant it at least once in his life.
wow, r51, a criminal always finds a new way to pull off a crime.
I want to see r41's wee-wee!
R27, 3 X 3 = 9.
HARDLY anything to write home about.
What part of the world do you.live? Just out of curiosity.
I hooked up with a guy once who was a total bottom. Like a weird amount of total bottoms I've met, he was MASSIVELY hung. I took one look at his giant cock and said, "Wow. What a waste." He blushed and replied, "I get that a lot."
" need any help carrying that around"
R55, on what planet is 9" not massively hung?
I have gotten a lot of versions of "I didn't know white dick could be that big."
Since the school showers guys have gone on about the size of my cock, as it's 8 and a half I've never thought of it as massive, but it seems to get even the so called straight boys excited, what is the definition of a big dick?
Anything over 7" is pretty big. 8" is very big. 9" is ridiculous.
Show me ridiculous! ! ! !
For well hung guys, has anyone ignored your size at the first "unveiling" prior to sex?
I'm not hung but when I am with a guy I never comment on his size even if he is huge. I figure he has heard it all before and is tired of the cute or stupid comments. I don't want to come across as a size queen (I'm not) and if he tries too hard to get me to mention it I find that to be a turn off.
r64, you have a really good way of dealing with your dates. You sound like a catch!
I always get "its so thick!" and i say, "yup, it is…now suck it you bitch!"
ah, to be well hung.
A legit 8 and a half is massive. All the guys claiming 10 inch cocks are almost certainly lying or mismeasuring. Most porn stars with big cocks are actually between 7 and 8, the hugest of them between 8 and 9.
People like mandingo and matt hughes approach 9 and a half.