When a guy sees your dick - at the gym, at a urinal, as you take off your clothes to get into bed with him....
What's the best/funniest/most unusual comment that anyone's ever made about your junk?
I usually get a Wow...lol! I'm a grower. I'm 6 inches soft and 10 1/2 hard. I wear briefs to keep it hidden. I can't beas best I can.
I can't believe I used to go commando in my late teens and late 20's. I would never do that now.
[quote]I can't beas best I can
from a strapping hairy Russian masseur who unexpectedly got me off at the Russian/Turkish Baths years ago.
(looking at it) "wow. you master of disaster."
My BF is well-hung. Once he was in the showers at the gym and ran into an old college buddy. They were chatting and catching up and at one point the not-very-generously-hung buddy looked down at my BF's junk and said, "Well, there's one thing we don't have in common."
I meant to also add: I keep it hidden as best I can. I love seeing so called str8 guys stare at it at the gym (some even get hard while staring.) I don't play around (I'm in a long term relationship), but, I love teasing str8, bi curious men. I've even had married guys ask if they can play with it..or at least touch it for a few seconds. My college track coach asked to suck it after I graduated. I let him suck it a few times that summer. He and I still keep in touch. It was my first sexual experience. I had a big crush on him. I still j/o at the memory of it. He was/is a tall, lean guy (he was in his early 30's at that time.)
What am I supposed to do with this? Hit a home run?
r 3, what size is your dick?
attention hung guys: please list your dick size and if you're cut or uncut. thanks :)
I'm 8" cut, 37. "You mean you've been hiding that monster donkey dick the whole time?"
You'd never know I swing such a big bat!
"I've long wondered how big your dick is. It was worth the wait".
I'm another hung dude who likes teasing straight guys who are clearly very curious (especially at work or at my gym.) My Dad and brother are hung too. I've never seen theirs and don't want to, but, they're hung.
From the first guy I ever messed around with: "What did they feed you?!"
It's 7.5" but THICK.
Do you use a pump?
9 inches, cut. thick.
Could you hung guys please post pics of your dicks...please?
I took a guy home once and started taking off my clothes first. The guy claimed "he creamed" when he saw my huge uncut cock. He had a fetish for uncut cock/foreskin and liked them big. Oddly enough that trick/pickup became my boyfriend for a year.He was Puerto Rican and Black and was pretty well endowed himself. He was also an insatiable bottom to boot. I guess he liked his male g-spot,asshole and rectum to be ruptured on a regular basis.
I'm the OP and not a big hung dude - have a perfectly average (if thick) cock.
But one of my fuck buds, KJ, was very well hung and thick - skinny, lanky black guy with a true 9 incher - and apparently one guy told him, as soon as he saw KJ's cock flop out of his boxers, "Damn, I'll never be able to take a shit again!"
(Not surprisingly, that was a boner killer for KJ.)
where's the meats? pics please
I was sucking on a huge one last night up in the local cruise park, couldn't it get all the way down, even with a downward curve.
he's just a little slip of a guy and wants me to fuck him tonight. I could sit him on my 8 and blow him at the same time.
will try to get pics
R17 has missed the original point...
About 8. Circumcised. I got used to the comments when young, although the first guy I was with was enormous so I thought I was average or below. Comments usually have been - "I wasn't expecting THAT!" "Impressive!: "You're gonna kill me." (Come on - 8's not that huge.)
And a couple guys starting adding "Big" before my name and other people would hear it and use it and not know why, since I've usually been rather thin. Not fond of that one.
I was a a big 9 1/2 inch dicked 15 year old when I started getting with adult men. My first, a college guy was dumbstruck and said I was horse hung. I did not understand that meant big so was confused. He seemed to like my horse like cock, so, was not concerned so much, as I pondered how my dick looked like a horses.
He proceeded to pass me around to all his friends. One of them fucked me. You don't fuck the horse hung do you?
r18 I'll ask the guy what his experience has been
and then I'll give him a bone and blow
"What am I supposed to do with it? Burp it?"
I got "Oh My God, it's HUGE!!" even though it wasn't all THAT big. The head was bigger than his. The head on his penis was kind of small and pointed, like it wasn't getting complete blood flow!
"you have a nice pee pee"
Anyone that claims a dick size greater than 8 inches is most assuredly a liar, or are too dumb to know how to use a ruler.
ROTFLMAO at R25.
Sweetie, you need to get out more often.
Idiot @ R25, you don't need to use a ruler.
My fist is 3" across. Therefore, if I hold a guy with one hand and there's only head peeking out, he's tinymeat.
Otoh, if I can fit three hands around that motherfucker, the dude is hung!
Since we are talking to hung guys here, I have a question for you.
What do you think about average size guys? Are they always a let down or dose it not matter. Or do you only play with similar size guys?
I have a big dick that I have traded on. Personally I don't care about the size of a dick. I prefer average sized to the large ones. Never had a dick that was too small as long as it gets hard.Size has never been a factor in my choice for buds. At the same time if someone is eager to get with me, ONLY, because I have a big dick, that can be a turn off.
Thank you, R31. We had gone for nearly five hours without revisiting this compelling topic.
A good friend from work, on our first 'encounter', was palming mine and said "good god, that's dead weight"
The most unusual comment was when a guy said "That's too big, no way is that getting inside me". Usually they just let their heels float up towards the ceiling.
Does the government know that you posses a weapon of mass destruction?
cock thump bump
8" & thick:
"I didn't know they came that size in white!"
As i was playing with his ass I took it out and he said "Oh no, not with that you're not"
8.5 cut thick
I've never had a bad reaction.
My favorite is a guy who was walking past me in the locker room and in full view and earshot of everyone else just did a fake double-take, nodded towards my dick and said "nice!" and kept on walking. Guys just started laughing and I just turned red and shrugged. Never saw him again.
The worst by far are the three trolls who asked me point blank if I fucked for money. And all I could muster each time was "sorry, no."
I get glances (but I stopped showering in gyms when I started to see candid camera pics show up online) and I know from a friend that there are still guys on Manhunt (I retired when I met my partner) who send out my dick shots as their own.
It looks like a table lamp.
Lawd, that thing will probably kill me, but I'm ready to go!
Notice how none of the well hung guys will show pics of their dicks
R44 I know - let's see 'em swing!
hot story, r5!
r5, how did the Coach go from being a coach to giving head. What did he say? Was it just a look?
"There's not much I can do with that thing except give it a hug!"
Do hung guys cum more than "regular sized" men?
I straight guy I used to know in college picked up a woman one night, and as soon as she saw his (completely average size) cock, she started talking about how big it was, how she didn't know if she could take it, and finally as he was fucking her she kept saying "Oh My God, that's so big it hurts--but please don't stop!."
When he woke up the next morning she was gone, and she had stolen $250 out of his wallet, but he decided that it completely worth it to have had a woman say that and act like she meant it at least once in his life.
wow, r51, a criminal always finds a new way to pull off a crime.
I want to see r41's wee-wee!
R27, 3 X 3 = 9.
HARDLY anything to write home about.
What part of the world do you.live? Just out of curiosity.
I hooked up with a guy once who was a total bottom. Like a weird amount of total bottoms I've met, he was MASSIVELY hung. I took one look at his giant cock and said, "Wow. What a waste." He blushed and replied, "I get that a lot."
" need any help carrying that around"
R55, on what planet is 9" not massively hung?
I have gotten a lot of versions of "I didn't know white dick could be that big."
Since the school showers guys have gone on about the size of my cock, as it's 8 and a half I've never thought of it as massive, but it seems to get even the so called straight boys excited, what is the definition of a big dick?
Anything over 7" is pretty big. 8" is very big. 9" is ridiculous.
Show me ridiculous! ! ! !
For well hung guys, has anyone ignored your size at the first "unveiling" prior to sex?
I'm not hung but when I am with a guy I never comment on his size even if he is huge. I figure he has heard it all before and is tired of the cute or stupid comments. I don't want to come across as a size queen (I'm not) and if he tries too hard to get me to mention it I find that to be a turn off.
r64, you have a really good way of dealing with your dates. You sound like a catch!
I always get "its so thick!" and i say, "yup, it is…now suck it you bitch!"
ah, to be well hung.
A legit 8 and a half is massive. All the guys claiming 10 inch cocks are almost certainly lying or mismeasuring. Most porn stars with big cocks are actually between 7 and 8, the hugest of them between 8 and 9.
People like mandingo and matt hughes approach 9 and a half.
I remember the first time I ever saw a huge cock I was totally fascinated. I am always thinking about cock. I have lived almost my entire life as a totally straight guy, but I have such a naughty side which has always been repressed. I have always loved looking at cocks since I was very young. I especially love hung men. I think hung guys are so sexy. I would really like to meet a hung guy.
I'm a perfect find for hung guys who have a girlfriend, or wife, but don't get pleasured properly. I'm good looking, in good shape, clean, healthy and discreet. I'm a guy's guy..straight acting and keep anything on the real down low. I just want to meet very hung guys to give amazing orally pleasure. I am not looking for any relationship or anything of the sort. I do not expect any reciprocation.
I want to chat with hung men. I am hoping to meet very well-endowed guys from southern Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, or northern Florida.
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this thread is 10% humble bragging and 90% LIES
In the locker room in high school and college, I used to get comments like, "damn, you should be a stripper or do porn!"
Had a buddy of mine who played football with me that was stripping at a club while we were still in high school. He took me with him one night, and the owner liked me as well. Started that night and have been stripping since. Have also done some porn shoots, mainly solo.
I was in the Meat Rack in Fire Island a few years back. The only light was the nearly full moon, so I hung around in a bright area to scope out the trade, then followed a cute young guy into the dark. He was hesitant at first, but once he felt my cock, it was on. We sucked each other's cocks, and I came on his face.
Afterwards, he said: "That was hot! Are you black?"
I still laugh about it,
I honestly forget about my size only to be reminded mostly by straight men and friends from my gym or other situations. Guys will say, "Dude! Are you serious? Now I know why my sister loves you! You've got a horse dick". That was said by my brother in-law when we showered at the gym after a work out together.
I've had 10". I've even seen and had 10.5" and one crazy 12".
Yes, he was black.
If a guy has a big dick and you go all "goo goo ga ga" over it - you're OUT. If you play it cool, don't say a thing, he'll definitely go for you. R68 is absolutely correct on that point. Men (not stupid boys) who have big cocks get tired of the blatant cock worship. They want to be regular guys who can have sex without being considered freaks, and treated like sideshow attractions. You can say "wow, very fucking nice baby" or something like that, but THAT's IT - but, if you go off and act like a fucking kid that just opened up a present, and constantly harp on how big his schlong might be, he's going to move on as soon as you can say "more please." As wonderful as these cocks can be, however, I've found that the men to whom they're attached are generally LOUSY lays. They're the "I'll just lay here an you do me." types - no passion, no fucking ACTION. This is the problem with the hung.
White guy here. I get "not bad for a white guy" from black guys. Some of them have bigger cocks than
Me and still go on about my size.
When I was in high school on the swim team in speedos in the 1970's my hot swim coach told me I had to keep 'it' in between my legs. I tried but it did not stay.
More recently a Grindr hook up just started laughing as I took my pants off. He literally didn't say a word and was just cracking up. Another hookup, a beautiful black guy with a huge dick, who was a bottom, said he just had to hook up with me because I'm thin and he just wanted to see this skinny white guy with the big dick. I'm not that big. I'm 8.5 and moderately thick. I never thought I was huge. Just funny. And I love guys with small dicks. Go figure.
why don't any of you post pics of these massive creatures who live betwixt your legs?
Expescially the 9x6 italiano
[quote] I've had 10". I've even seen and had 10.5" and one crazy 12".
Bullshit. Complete bullshit.
Agree with R78.
The vast majority of men's sex stories, straight or gay, are complete and total bullshit.
I've had an 11 from a Columbian/PR mix dude r78. So there are big ones out there. Yes they are very rare but they exist. Just because in your experience you've never had one, doesn't mean no one else has.
I just don't trust people reporting penis sizes. I've seen it happen, this one friend who I've heard people say has a ten inch or foot long cock...He is actually about 8.75 and thick, which is massive.
People are very unreliable reporters of penis size. Porn doesn't help, guys like Matt Hughes/Mandingo are advertised at like 13" when they are actually about 9.5" or so.
There is so much bullshit with dick sizes.
The biggest I ever had was a porn star. His dick was 10.5". I know this because it was also his [italic]nom de porn[/italic].
R78, you must not see many cocks.
Ah yes, I just don't see many cocks, so I miss all those 11" or foot long cocks.
Living with go go dancers for a year, hearing them talk about what they tell people their cock size is versus the actual measurement had nothing to so with it.
You heard people talk about their cock size vs actually getting some. That's all we need to know about you. you don't know dick about dick.
R84 is mental. No one is saying that there are billion of 11 inch cocks in the works, just that the are out there and maybe one day you will be lucky enough to encounter one.
Keep believeing that trick who was massive had an eleven inch dick if you want. Just laying out the truth no one wants to hear, everyone inflates cock sizes because they know no one wants to hear the trurh, they want to live in the world of porn inches.
True R86, or maybe even 20 to 25 of them if you play your cards right.
I verified an 11 incher. The fucker pulled it out and I got out my tape measure. Satisfied R87?
I'm verse and have an 8 3/4 x 6 in cocktail. I get a lot of Yikes!
I once saw a guy with a huge cocktail when I was about to bottom and said, "That would kill me!"
R78 and R79,
You can deny the existence of these large penises all you want, but trust me, I've had them.
They're not average. Not even close. They are the outliers. Think of the bell curve and the average being 5" or 6", and then as the curve flattens out, the sizes get larger and smaller.
Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean they don't exist. I slept (safely!) with a lot of men when I moved to NYC, and opportunity was aplenty. I won't say that bigger is better, cause it's not always. Really depends on the mutual chemistry and the skills and experience of the man topping.
I've had a lot of 8" dicks, and that's the size I prefer if the guy's hung, cause after that it can hurt. (And does.)
So I know when a dick is larger than that. One of the 10" belonged to a finance guy, and another belonged to a hospital administrator.
And as for the 12" guy, it was one of the most shocking sexual experiences I've ever had. He hadn't warned me at all. Cute black guy from Africa, not that tall, about four inches shorter than me. We were kissing on my sofa, and then we got to the undressing, and when he dropped his jeans his boxers looked odd.
For good reason.
I think he was much more into me because I had no idea how large his cock was when we met.
It was definitely a foot, if not more, and so damn thick at the base that it was intimidating. I am 6'1" and have large hands (and a size 13 shoe, so I know exactly what a measured foot looks like), and double jerking him with both hands didn't even come close to covering his dick fully.
As exciting as this may sound and seem, there is such a thing as a too-big dick. Blowing him I could barely get half of him in my mouth, and I didn't even consider letting him fuck me, cause I thought it'd do real damage. He considered himself bi and said that it was a bit of a pain cause his cock was so large that it even hurt women. Apparently two guys had tried it, but only briefly and with some agony.
So you denial trolls out there can just zip it, cause these enormous cocks do exist in our universe. Just not in our respective pants. But others are packing.
And just cause it's huge doesn't mean it's great to have. And just because I got these men in bed doesn't mean I'm bragging or that the sex was so incredible that you need or should be jealous. Quite the opposite, cause often these well-hung gents find their large members to be frustrating in different ways.
“Weapon of mass destruction.”
Memorable ones are.....Does that have its own zipcode? Do you use that as a float at the pool? No way, I want to walk again!
And, I've seen a few that I'd describe as genetic abnormalities they are so unbelievably big. It's rare, but happens. Biggest ever was a white guy at a bathhouse. Beer can thick. I lined my foot up with his cock. I wear size 13, he was about an inch longer than that. He said it wasn't much of a blessing. Rarely could he fuck a guy with more half of it, and he'd never been completely deepthroated.
R92, you mean Weapon of ASS Destruction.
between 6,3" and 7,09" is just perfect for me!
(or between 16 and 18 centimeters)
I dated a guy who was about 9 inches. I stayed with him for probably a year longer than I should have because of that cock. He used to cheat on me and beat the fuck out of me, but then he would pull that cock at and slam up my hole and I was his slave.
LOL at r37! I can hear the retail shopaholic queen clearly in my head.
If a guy says 10 and only has 8, I can survive.
It's when the guy says 8, swears to it and pulls out a 5 at bes, then it's annoying.
I am still looking for hung Alpha males out there that would love to be pleasured by a sexy white sub male who is clean, healthy, discreet straight acting. Please hit me up I would love to hear from you.
[quote]Otoh, if I can fit three hands around that motherfucker, the dude is hung!
I think I would run from R27 if he showed up with three hands.
I am an honest 8.5 x 6.5 and have been turned down before by guys. Been with a few guys & had them just shake their head while playing with it.
Also agree with the guys that have said the guys that got with them because of their size were duds. The best times I have had were with guys who didn't care about my size.
Hardons when I was a teen were tough to deal with & often found myself in the restroom taking care of it.
The Bully in High School saw me naked in the locker room and called me "Freak of Nature" and I was REALLY imbarrased tried to hide it all the time... that name stuck with me until collage, then my roommate called me "Donkey Dave" by then I wasn't imbarrased any more and showed it off anytime I could.