My trashy relatives used to call them "vi-eenies". They considered the tasteless mini hot dogs- in combination with a bag of corn rinds and an RC Cola- a well-balanced meal.
Is it the least nutritious food on planet Earth?
never liked the texture, I avoided them like the plague.
My brother called then "doggie dicks" when we were kids. He also called honey "bee vomit."
What the hell is a corn rind?
A corn rind is what Carol Channing would shit if she were a pig.
Fuck I hate poor people
They did have a weird soft & squishy texture. I haven't eaten one in 30 years since I quit eating beef and pork (or whatever combo of those is in a vienna) but I can still taste it. Same with Underwood Deviled Ham.
Corn? Corn?? Now, when did I have corn???
Anyone eating those things should be arrested for pedophilia.