Here's the wish you have been granted: you can pick any living person--either known to you, or a complete stranger, snap your fingers and that person will instantly become irreversibly gay. Who would you choose? Maybe a parent who disowned you when you came out to them? Maybe an agonizing, unrequited infatuation with your straight roommate? Choose carefully as you only get one wish. Briefly tell us why you chose who you did. I'll start. I choose Pat Robertson, and I choose to have him convert while in the middle of some anti-gay rant. I cannot imagine how wonderful it would be to watch his eyes pop out of his head, and then proclaim "Oh my God, I've been speaking completely horse shit. Not only did God make gay people, but He made them worthy of unconditional love just as they are. All of you who hate other people, all of the millions of you who hate gay people because of my words are totally wrong and must repent now." Pat would then spend his endless millions reaching out to suicidal gay children, and leading the fight for marriage equality, immigration equality, and basic love, respect, and open armed embracing of everyone. Damn, that would be nice. OK, your turn: Go!
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