What catchy name would be given to Dzhokar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev?
It's too difficult to say or keep typing out Dzhokar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev. Every supervillain needs a good catchy nickname like The Joker, The Riddler, Doc Octopus. The Unibomber is already taken.
Maybe The Explodians, Super Bomb Bros., or The Brothers Boom? What name will the media latch on to?
What would Nancy Grace do?
We just called them the Tammy Joes.
(They call Dzokhar "Joe")
Chechen Thimble Dicks
The Terrible T's
I'll go with r8's
The duo of Lord and Taylor
The Chechen Wrecking Crew
Two piece Chechen and a biscuit
The Gwyneth Paltrow Brothers.
Dzhokar is now known as Zooey Deschanel, thanks to some failed closed-captioning by Fox News.
The Sorority Meltdown That Went Too Far Brothers. TSMTWTFB for short.
Ann Coulter's brothers. No really, they're Ann Coulter's Brothers, would be a good one.
The Smothering Brothers
R16, can we expect the tinhat crowd to form a conspiracy theory about her supposed involvement?
The Hottie and the Nottie
The "PCB's"; the Pressure Cooker Bombers
I think it'll be something less colorful like the bomber brothers. Although I heard the police call the young one White Hat on the Boston police scanner. When they stopped several people including a 70 year old man in what looked like a suicide vest, all the other police started calling in on their radios saying is it white hat, do we have white hat in custody etc.
Also people called the older brother black hat (based on the FBI video)
I actually think that could be a legitimate name, R22. They give bank robbers zany names like Pear Shaped Bandit, Cross-eyed Bandit, and Geezer Bandit so why not? However, it might get a few laughs and would therefore be deemed inappropriate due to the situation. If only they'd used a crock-pot (just teasing don't get mad).
Muslim Terrorist Brothers
Stupid Mario Brothers
white hat bombers
The Boston Cream Pies.
The Boston pops.
Guilty lols, r32 and r21.
White Russian (hat)
D'oh! I meant to W&W R32, but I accidentally hit F&F. Anyway, R32 wins and hopefully enough of you are able to override my ignorance.
The sexy bombers
They're already known as the Boston Bombers.
The Brothers Bombarazov
The Hat Sisters
The Badenov Brothers.
#1 Dead mulsim terrorist asshole loser
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I like the name Tamerlan. It rolls off the tongue nicely,if you will. Too bad it will now be associated with a killer
[quote]I like the name Tamerlan. It rolls off the tongue nicely,if you will. Too bad it will now be associated with a killer
Please meet Tamerlane, the 14th century "Warrior of Islam" who brutally conquered much of Asia, including the areas now known as Chechnya, Dagestan, Azerbaijan, Georgia, North and South Ossetia, Iran, parts of Turkey and Iraq, etc.
I only know this because I used to work with an Algerian guy named Tam. Muslims apparently revere the guy.