The word would get around and people would always be stalking you, driving past your house, accidentally "bumping" into you, etc. Following you into restrooms and making sucking sounds. And forget about changing rooms: you'd feel like a chunk of meat dangling in front of great white sharks. I'd have to keep moving from city to city to escape the unwanted attention.
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