Very tall. Big feet. Surprisingly toned. Eight thick inches with a full brown bush.
His horrible twisted nose and crooked face makes him look like the old McDonalds Moon Man. Did his mother spasm as his babyhead came out of her twat?
Here's a comparison of Crooky Williams as he is and what he'd look like with a fix.
R13 The question is: Is Doug Williams' dong as big as his old man's?
I imagine, considering that the attractiveness genes were passed down, so were the dong genes.
Something they confirmed while showering together after a tennis match... or at Eagle Scout camp...
Someone send this thread to Lena Dunham....she can make it an episode.
No one seems put off by his consistently orangey skin?
Damn, his son really is cute.
I am r18...it makes him look like a fancy man
He broke his nose playing high school football.
I wonder if Brian ever gets a huge throbbing hard on while sitting behind his news desk and is tempted to just whip it out...
tiny egg roll.
When I look at the kind of men considered attractive or hot on the DL, I have to wonder why so many here are single and lonely because you clearly aren't asking for much.
Brian has a warm, moist, Gold Bond dusted and inviting anus
Especially when it comes to porn "stars," R24.
[quote] When I look at the kind of men considered attractive or hot on the DL, I have to wonder why so many here are single and lonely because you clearly aren't asking for much.
Well - smell you, R24.
Our apologies for not running to the nearest fake-tanned, steroided tramp stamped porn star, or to some skinny androgynous twink who would need to stand in two places at the same time in order to cast a shadow.....
Ooooooh, snap! R27
I wish I was under his desk, R22....
Single by choice, R24. Single by choice.
r25 made me bust out laughing. Best laugh I've had so far today.
Brian Williams and his double digit dong.
There needs to be a Tumblr....
There are a few Tumblrs and blogs dedicated to BriWi (as I've seen him called online) but most don't seem to be updated regularly, if at all.
I want to be skull fucked by Brian. You just know he has to be some kind of kinky!
Everytime I see him I just want to go down on him.
I swear I don't have a hand fetish, but every time I see him on TV, especially on, say, Letterman, I can't help but notice how big his hands are and how long his fingers are.
I bet his cock makes a big THWACK! noise when he takes it out.
I want him to come to my house dressed as a fireman
[quote] I want him to come to my house dressed as a fireman.
So he was a football player and a fireman.
Fantasies about his big hose....mmmmm......
Sexy as hell AND a Democrat.
I saw him being interviewed a couple years ago I don't know about what. He looked very stylish, in a crisp white shirt that hung snug against his abdomen, no muffin top billowing. There was a nice lean, muscular torso underneath. Very nice.
Just so R18 doesn't think he's going crazy: I, too, am slightly put off by his skin tone. Is he using a tanning booth?
But that's nothing compared to Lester Holt's plastic surgery, which drives me crazy.
I think he actually has somewhat normal skin tone, R42, but when they try to tan him up a bit for the camera he looks kind of fake bakey.
...and by "tan him up" I meant whatever stage makeup they put on him.
[quote]When I look at the kind of men considered attractive or hot on the DL, I have to wonder why so many here are single and lonely because you clearly aren't asking for much.
I agree when they rhapsodize over obese guys like Kevin James and John Goodman. I don't get it. Do those same guys also think Maggie Gallagher is gorgeous?
Brian Williams is a nice looking guy and he's always entertaining when he guests on talk shows.
Oh, deluded R24, who thinks that men in relationships can't fantasize about other men. You can stop worrying, sweet cheeks, and get on with your pathetic life.
R46, you and a lot of people here need to realize that people only reach that level of anger over an anonymous comment written by someone you'll never know, when that person has stumbled upon the truth. R24 didn't say anything that many people (silently) already think and that hasn't already been said. You have low standards. And likely from your reaction, lonely and single. Get over it.
Can we please get back to me and the world wonder that is my dangling dick?
Isn't there an NBC gym? Hasn't anyone had the pleasure of beholding BriWi in all his bronzed nude glory?