- He's got his own show now.
- Has he revealed whether he is cut or uncut?
- Would he know what you meant by cut or uncut?
- Who doesn't like a dumb jock?
- Someone tried to sell dick pics of his to Deadspin, but they didn't want to shell out the money.
- I was disappointed when Deadspin didn't publish the photo. Why were they so cheap?
- They couldn't wait to be off the air with him.
- His reality series looks beyond stupid.....
- I just read that he is of Cuban, German, and English descent.
Sounds like possible sizemeat and probably uncut.
- What did he say? Anything interesting?
- R11 he said there's more to him then swimming. He likes having fun, hanging out with friends, going out, seeing movies and skateboarding.
He's pretty unique.
- I wouldn't mind spending a night with him. Those eyes and that smile.
- He played a "sex idiot" in one episode of "30 Rock".
- As long as he doesn't speak...
- Lochte seems stupid, ridiculous, moronic, dumb and dumber and a total idiot. But despite all those admirable qualities, he still shouldn't have a show of his own.
- Doubt his show goes more then one season.
- He should just pose nude and do porn.
- R10, he is only Cuban on one side and was born in the U.S., so there's a high chance he is cut
- [quote]He should just pose nude and do porn.
I think it would be very easy to trick him into bottoming in a gay porno.
- [quote]I think it would be very easy to trick him into bottoming in a gay porno.
That happened to me last year!
- He's actually a little fug.
- I just wanna pull down his speedo and spank him on the bare butt. Yes please!
- The majority of the time, yes, R23.
- Whoops. Meant R24.
- Those anchors are funny. Heard Lochte wants to do "Dancing With The Stars", don't know why they wouldn't jump to have him.
- R24. Also mutilated, but thankfully, not always any longer.
- r29, seriously, your post makes me imagine you this way: see link.
Really, hon, give it a rest.
Not really. I've had sex with hundreds of Americans men... only just over half are cut. Guys from poor or rural areas are far more likely to be uncut than cut, just as one example. The circumcision rate in this country today for newborns is just over 50% and falling. It's been falling for decades.
- They tried so hard not to laugh then the photo of Ryan Lochte in speedo popped up...
- [quote]I've had sex with hundreds of Americans men
If so, you're a whore, darlin'.
- No, R33... whores charge. I just fooled around a lot in my 30s.
- r31, that makes me so sad.
- How often should I get my tires rotated?
- He couldn't answer her question because no woman floats his boat. "A man at night has to be a man in the morning." I think he's saying he's an exclusive bottom, wouldn't you agree, datalounge?
- He's even dumber than I AM!
- My brother and his wife were going to not circumcise their son. I sat them both down and explained that their son would hate them and that girls wouldn't want to fuck him or guys if he's gay. I explained that stuff is fine in Europe, but we circumcise and don't let a bunch of hipster bullshit lead you to believe otherwise. My nephew is now a very happy 6 month old.
- I love you, R39. And so will your nephew.
- It's good you mention "hipster bullshit" in connection with smegma collectors, R39. A lot of men who were born in the late 60s/early 70s aren't circumcised because their parents were hippies. I had a boyfriend who could go on for hours about the "fucking hippies" who were responsible for him "having this fucking [italic]thing[/italic] on my dick."
- Yeah, and if a woman doesn't cut off her labia in sub-Saharan Africa no man will want to marry her, therefore ALL females should get their external organs cut off.
All the women of Africa thank R39 & R40, and so do their owner husbands!
- You're an idiot, R39, and I hope you're making that shit up just to troll.
- R41 is just making shit up now... going from delusion to full-blown mental illness.
- What about ME, R42?
- R44, seriously, "mental illness"?
And I didn't make up one word in R41. I actually know two guys who feel the same way about their foreskins, but I only mentioned the one I dated, because I had to look at it.
- I'm always disappointed when an active I thread I thought might be interesting has been taken hostage by the cut vs. uncut debate. It can pop up anywhere. Sigh.
- I think you'll notice, R47, it's the uncut faction that starts it every time.
- I love foreskin (and abhor circumcision, unless for medical reasons), but I have to agree - the uncut folk start it about 75% of the time. Being strident does not convince people of your viewpoint...
- God, this thread got really hijacked by a bunch of assholes.
- Has he even shown his ass yet?
- Well R50, trolldar will tell you that R40, R41, R45, R46 and R48 are the same asshole.
- [quote]trolldar will tell you that [R40], [R41], [R45], [R46] and [R48] are the same asshole.
What a pathetic whack-job!
- It's "wack," as in "wacky," not "whack."
Learn this, don't be a dumb ass.
- Whack job refers to someone who was knocked senseless again and again in a Whack-A-Mole situation.
- Then you use the wrong spelling based upon your own definition.
Don't ever do this again! I don't want to have to come here and whack you, you wacko.
- [quote]Then you use the wrong spelling based upon your own definition.
Then you failed to notice how he popped up at R40, R41, R45, R46 and R48 just like the Whack-A-Mole. Get ready, Festus, that varmint will be back again.
- You girls thinking you are so Sherlock Holmes with troll-dar makes me laugh.
- Seriously, R58. It's not like I was hiding.
FYI, R53, R52, I just can't think of one little baby not getting circumcised because of something someone read here by the anti-circumcision troll. So, yes, there will be posts from me when he rears his ugly hidden head.
- R59. Fight the good fight my friend!
- Jesus Fuck, could you idiots STOP making every single fucking thread about circumcision?
You are fucking ruining Datalounge because of your personal little OCD hobbyhorse.
- Get him to stop, and I'll stop.
- R10 started it mom
- [quote]Get him to stop, and I'll stop. by: What does this make me, the pro-circumcision troll?
No, just extremely childish.
Knock it the fuck off.
- At least you had the good sense to get me clipped, Mom. Thanks.
- R65. I like you. I really like you.
- *Someone* has to think of the children, R66.
- His dick looks flat, and so does his ass. His ass is so flat, it hurts my feelings.
- He got in a fight last year.
Got his teeth knocked out.
- Mario Lopez on Extra tonight asked him if Speedos were see thru, what would he do? He answered, still wear them. What a queer question for a married heterosexual to ask.
- He offers nothing other than swimming ability and good looks. He needs to educate himself.
- [quote]I think you'll notice, R47, it's the uncut faction that starts it every time.
I've been on this forum for 15 years, and I can say without a doubt that your statement is the exact opposite of true.
- Can we get back to Ryan and his yummy cock please?
- Bitches, please! I leave DataLounge for a day, and damn, damn, damn. Can't we all get along?
Back on topic . . . . I'm still trying to find out from someone, whether or not, Lochte is hung and full of Cuban, German, and English cum.
Any Gainsville Florida queens have anything to say? Any rumors from the UF scene?
- Ryan Lochte....BLAND,BLAND,BLAND. Will NOT age well.
Y'all can fuck him if you want...but he does shit for me.
- When my sister refused to have her son circumcised, I just did it myself in the bathroom and that was that. You have to be careful of course and use alcohol to keep things from getting infected, but it's pretty easy. Easier than carving a chicken, I can tell you. And since it was at their christening parties they didn't know who to thank, or be upset with.
- Oh, for fuck's sake... We've gotten to 77 posts and not one picture? (And I don't mean of foreskin, attached or not.)
- R41, I thought Hipsters are people who are in their 20s-30s? not 40s? am I wrong?
- R72 didn't read this thread closely
- The bottom of his abs developed oddly and makes an indent over his belly button. It's sort of distracting.
- R80, I think he is sucking in his gut in that photo.
- There's an ad at the top of DL with Ryan Lochte pouring water out of his shoe. I'd drink that water and fellate his feet.
- R78, the men in their 40s now are the *children* of the *hippies*. Today's hipsters approximate the hippies of yesteryear in many ways, including, apparently, the desire to not let their boys be circumcised (see R39).
- It's the same troll who likes to talk about men's butts as well as cut vs. uncut...
- I bet Ryan drives a lime green VW "Jeah-etta"
- Just watched the promo... He's just... Dumb... The word dumb in its human form.
- [quote]Mario Lopez on Extra tonight asked him if Speedos were see thru, what would he do?
What other questions did Mario ask him? How many women he has slept with? Whether he is cut or uncut? Wears boxers or briefs?
- Ryan you should start from the bottom too.
- Promo of his reality show.
- He looks so handsome in that clip at R89 but it is impossible to watch without hitting the mute button.
- He does remind me of a young Paul Newman, but even if Newman was young today, he still wouldn't wear teeth grillz or do a reality show.
- He's like a male Jessica Simpson.
- R93 for the win.
- No way does he look like a young Paul Newman. He's cute, but I've seen pictures where he looks like he's prematurely wrinkling. I don't think he's as dumb as he seems, not saying he's bright, but I think he comes off dumber because he is inarticulate. He seems harmless, but his famewhoring is a real turn off. He was mismanaged right after the Olympics and now he is a bore. The show looks like one big joke.
- He's retarded, but he has beautiful nipples. I wonder if any guys have ever sucked on them.
- What I got from this was (apart from it being hilarious and him being as dumb as everyone says) he isn't gay. I'm sure I read he was.
- I don't know why I laugh every time I see "Jeah!" Maybe because it's just so fucking stupid.
Whose cock is bigger? Yours or Ryan's?
- Direct link to interview where anchors break out in laughter after they talk to Ryan:
- I don't know if he's gay but he sure likes hanging out with the boys more than the girls and sure needs a lot of alcohol to do so. He seems to have arrested development. Maybe spending years training and being in the pool, he missed a lot but at twenty eight, his family has no problem saying he's terrible with girls, and he looooooves fashion.
- Have Lochte and Sean Avery met? Someone should introduce them to several bottles of wine and see what happens.
- Saw a couple of reviews of his reality show and they all basically said the same thing -- he's nice to look at but dumb as a box of rocks, viewers will be laughing at him not with him, etc. He couldn't even remember how many Olympic medals he has.
- I realize he's not the brightest bulb, but it's a bit unprofessional for those anchors to have acted the way they did.
- i think he's a typical dumb jock who finds it difficult to construction a sentence of original thought. He's really cute but I can see why he has trouble in relationships because once the sex wears off, there's really nothing there.
- He did surprisingly well on Letterman tonight, better than Bieber did.
- No doubt Ryan is dumb as a box of nails and a pussyhound. That said, he doesn't come across as bitter and mean spirited like alot of Datalounge!
As long as he's not a nasty jerk, I don't mind how dumb or vaccuous he is.
- Why do people assume he's a pussyhound?
- I'm not sure people that dumb can be that bitter and mean spirited at the same time.
- Those people are called "Tea Partiers," 109.
- I'd say it was all an act ( a la Jessica 'chicken of the sea') Simpson where he creates a character to gain some traction with viewers, but I think he is genuinely quite stupid, or constantly high.
- I just hope we get a lot more of him in his underwear.
- R110 lol
- Can't see much in his underwear here:
- He looks like a pass around bottom boy from 80s gay porn,,,
- Yeah, he's definitely tinymeat. (I think all elite swimmers are tinymeat... Something about their physical make-up seems to preclude huge cocks.) I'm a nipple guy, though, and Ryan definitely fits the bill there.
- Don't know what R116 is talking about. He/she has never been in my locker room.
- He looks like Goober Pyle in the picture at r69.
- Stupid douche R110
- His show lost the huge lead-in from some Kardasian special and was beat by Bravo.
- I saw the first episode and there isn't much there, there.
- [quote]I realize he's not the brightest bulb, but it's a bit unprofessional for those anchors to have acted the way they did.
Completely agree. He's a nice man and didn't deserve that at all. Why don't television presenters laugh at worthless cunts like Donald Trump?
*Unless*... being laughed at is part of a "himbo" character he's cultivating.
Unless Lochte is a grower, Phelps is definitely bigger A lot bigger.
- There are only six half-hour episodes so I guess i'll watch them all.
- R121 When you say "there" do you mean "there"?
- He takes good photos.
- But when is he going to do some nudity?
- Forget the peen, does he have an ass?
Saw about half of an episode.
He really is dumb.And inarticulate.Terrible grammar
- [quote]Forget the peen, does he have an ass?
Fuck no -- it's flat as a pancake.
- Swimmers almost always have flat asses. I think it has something to do with the body type that does the best in that sport.
I've also noticed that most of them have larger-than-average nipples. I'm not sure what that's about, though...
- I know someone who went to school with him. He's, unfortunately, not gay. Slept around with many women. Apparently as dumb as he seems but pleasant. Sorry I don't have more than that.
- And the pr company pays you for this R32? Yes?
- He wears a pink speedo. Doesn't even hide.
- R133, see, that's why I hesitated to even post that. I swear that I'm being honest. It's an anonymous forum so feel free to believe me or not.
- I can believe that Ryan Lochte is straight. He also strikes me, thought, as one of those guys (see America's fraternities) whose sexualities are very fluid when drunk.
- Saw this show. Nothing special about him. Like any other doofus frat boy. Probably could get him drunk and suck him off easily.
- But the point of this thread R137 is whether or not there would be a lot to suck on.
- Granted, he has a tiny to nonexistent ass, but what's there just looks so darn cute in those pink Speedos!!
And, yeah, get him drunk and likely he would be up for a blow-job.
- New episode tonight!
- How does Michael Phelps' ass measure up to Lochte's? Nathan Adrian?
- Ryan Lochte is dumber than Kanye West.
- Soup really made fun of him...
- Wet he's a star, dry he ain't.
- He bought his mommy a car!
She's his best girl -- jeah!!!
- also lots of excuses to show him nearly nude
he did the towel dance in front of his roommate (and for the camera)
he does seem like a dumb, straight frat boy
That whole scene with the roommate on the bed with Lochte roaming around the room in a towel I think I've seen in a movie before...
Has anyone asked...
Why does he even have a roommate?
- ^^You think he'd survive the night without someone there reminding him to breathe in, then out?
- r146 Ignorant much. One its his brother, two he didn't even dance. He was getting ready to go out.
- ummm..he did the infamous Datalounge towel dance
- I have a friend that hooked up with him in FL. She told me that he's only so-so in bed and cums quick. She did say that his cum was surprisingly sweet and tasted good.
Take that for what it's worth.
- His is looks small but not flat.
- He shaves - everywhere. Or so he told his "girlfriend" who lives in England!
But he implied they finally Had sex.
- And it sort of bends to one side...
- So he's bent like me?!
Well, well, well.
- Young, dumb, and full of cum? Ideally.
- Is "girlfriend in England" the new "girlfriend in Canada"?
- [quote]He shaves - everywhere.
I'll give him a pass for that.
- All reality shows are scripted. So on top of being naturally dumb, the writers make Lochte even dumber.
It's all part of a carefully constructed charm offensive by the TV producers and his handlers to bring in the TV ratings in this land of a dumber than dirt audience.
If they make Lochte dumber then the dumb audience can watch and feel smart and superior.
- Was Paul Newman cut or uncut?
- Why is he so wrinkly? When I first saw him in the pool last summer, I thought he was in his 40s and was surprised he qualified to compete at such an advanced age. Is it from the chlorine or just more bad genes that accompany the lack of brains?
- [quote]He shaves - everywhere. Or so he told his "girlfriend" who lives in England!
[quote]But he implied they finally Had sex.
- [quote]Why is he so wrinkly?
He's in the sun all the time. It happens.
- He said something like, I can't stop smiling after i've had sex, and today see how much I'm smiling?
- I watched a couple episodes and yeah he is dumb but harmless and kind fun. His Mom seems nice too and they obviously have a great relationship.
- Why did we need to know that, R164?
- i am guessing he has hooked up with a guy..drunk and dumb are easy to seduce.
- Maybe his bro, who didn't want to use Ryan's razor after Ryan had used it to shave his business.
Bro doth protest too much.
- JEAH, R167!
- Has he revealed whether he is circumcised yet?
- Yes, there is something charming about Ryan's dopiness. But there's also something venal about his manner: everything is says or does is pretty egocentric. So don't be fooled by the aw shucks veneer that covers a multitude of ME ME ME.
- I don't know why everyone is on such a mission to make this guy out to be the most worthless person on the planet, when he is really far from it. He's so harmless, I have to assume it is that many people feel very threatened by his looks or something because I hate to break it to everyone, but he is far from the stupidest or jerkiest person in the public eye (or the private one).
- Can you imagine the IQ of the spawn if he and Britney bred?
- R172, I'd say he is up there, rather down there with Tan Mom in the IQ department. He really is one of the most inarticulate people to be given a reality show. Maybe Kelly Bensimon could challenge him for that title. That said, I still like him and he has accomplished quite a bit in his short life. I can't help but think he could be an even better swimmer if he had better focus. I do think he has some sort of attention disorder.
- Well yeah, he's harmless but hardly fascinating or interesting enough to sustain a tv show
Figure this will be cancelled
- David Beckham isn't exactly Mensa material either. Least these athlete types were given some talent and aren't completely useless.
It helps if you look like Beckham and Lochte of course.
Some of these dumb types like Becks and Kelly Brook learn as they go on, Lochte looks like a tougher prospect.
- I thought his girlfriend was sweet, but she had a really weird chav accent. I give Ryan points for her, since she was not a bimbo.
- Most guys like him are dumb as rocks, but that doesn't make him a mean guy.
- I've been enjoying the show for what it's worth, but I wish the editors were a little more lascivious and would give more lingering shots of Ryan.
- How was the season (series?) finale?
- Did this show die a quiet death?
- No bows, honey, just six bars and off.
- R181. Honey, that show had so little content that it was dying while it was being shown. The same loops came up two and three times in each show. That's how tiny Lochte's brain is.
- Lochte and Michael Phelps used to be good friends, but they don't seem to spend much time together these days. I wonder why things changed?
- What is this hot but douchey guy doing these days?
- What's going with this stud?
- He's becoming an underwear model.
- Who y'all talkin' about?
- Ryan Cocktease
- This tool is a waste of skin and air.
- Will he always be in the shadow of Michael Phelps?
- I can imagine this is what it looks like with Michael Phelps fucking Ryan Lochte doggy style. Phelps looking away and Lochte coming.