It has come to my attention that you ungrateful Yank peasants in a recent poll claim to hate me. I find this hard to believe. I have shared with you all my diet,cooking and shopping tips, and great personal information about my life with Chris and our children. I even give you amusing shreds of trivia about things my dear, dear friends like Cameron Diaz, Princess Rosario of Bulgaria, and Stella McCartney do or say. Yet still this is not enough for you, somehow. I want to know just what it is I have to do to make you ingrates worship me as your better, as is my right.
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