And here are the results. Pic after pic after pic of swing sets and sand. Because every time I pick up a weekly mag, they'll have at least one pic of her and her offspring heading to the local monkey bars- often with Ben in tow (Jen glares into the camera with her gooey smile; Ben will try to look off into the middle distance, as if he is oblivious to a horde of papparazzi he is attracting). Why? They're rich enough to build their own Disneyland- why would they have to trundle over to some bacteria-soaked public kiddie park? Are they trying to get them immune to shigella? 'Don't pick that up, honey- that's cat poop!'.
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