His girlfriend looks like a muppet with those enhanced cheeks and her beak of a nose. I shall call her Miss Byrd. In every picture taken of the two of them she always leans into the shot with her smug mug. Yeah, we get it. You get to fuck him.
There must be others on Sesame Street that appreciate a big dick besides Elmo.
He will officially launch a new peekaboo character called Veiny Purple Lizard. You'll love VPL.
He really does nothing for me. Too smarmy looking.
It's weird but with his five o'clock shadow he often reminds me of a Flintstones cartoon character version of himself.
I love it when Sesame Street features actors who are famous for playing cretins. It's so subversive...in the best way, of course!
he's really cute, but that elmo is creepy.
Not my type. He needs to hit the gym and beef up.
He's so smarmy and self adoring and full of himself that I find him to be nothing but a turn off.
I've begun to dislike the guy so much that it's hard to sit through an episode of Mad Men. Just kinda wish he'd go away.
He's adorable. I think his success, coming kinda late in life (at least by Hollywood terms) is refreshing.
I like Jon!
I was hoping he'd surprise us with a plaster cast of his penis.
I stopped liking him ever since he admitted to farting/shitting. Eww!
Agree that he's so pompous and full of himself, which are total turn-offs. Plus, he's not THAT good looking and his upper body is average at best. I don't see the appeal whatsoever.
He's so hot.
Lots of sour grapes bitching in this thread!
Did he pull a Katy Perry, but this time with his dick outline?
One.... two balls in that bulge! Ah-ah-ah!
I like his beard.
I've never really understood why Sesame Street features actors who no child would know.
Kah... ock... Cock!
Way too heavy 5 o'clock shadow + way too much body hair + way too much flab = not remotely attractive. Give me a Taylor Lautner any day over this ugly guy.
[quote]I stopped liking him ever since he admitted to farting/shitting.
Wait, let me get this straight. You thought somehow he neither farted nor shat?
The guy who plays Betty's new hubby is so much better looking and built than Hammy. Betty actually traded up IMO.
R22, I don't like to think of the celebrities I fantasize about as having bodily functions. It ruins the illusion.
The same thing happened when George Clooney went on Dennis Miller's show in the mid-nineties and told some story about shitting in a cat box. I couldn't look at him the same way after that.
He plays a middle-aged man in the 1960s. He's frequently shirtless on the show. He can't have a 2013 body.
Peter Francis actor obviously has a cut body. The 1960s vs. 2013 thing is a bunch a hot air.
Cut body, eh.
Huge cut cock, all meaty, thick n' juicy with a nice mushroom head, YUM.
#27, that sounds like pizza. People are not food.
he's not that big, and whatever he does have between the legs is probably partially hidden by what I'm sure if an overabundance of smelly, disgusting gray pubic hair. Gross.
The Return of Snuffleupagus.
He's not attractive. I find more attractive people on a Chicago bus.
[quote]People are not food.
I'm not food. You can't just order me.
Jon Hamm's looks are more appealing and sexy than the majority of guys I see popping up in porn ads online. The man has character and IMO one of the best-looking actors these days.
Oh yes OP, he's so perfect.
lol @ the video, it's like a male version of the Katy Perry one except she has her tits out to distract from her face while Jon is fully clothed and even bearded yet still hot as hell.
I thought the Elvis-style filmed from the waist up was for a reason but another Sesame Street video with Don Cheadle (who pings out of character) is the same and no doubt he also has the donkey dick.
You get the feeling like with some cartoons they put stuff in there for the adults that would go above the kids heads, double entendre tastic. Show us your sculpture indeed.