I know you bitches are wondering how I turned out. Any questions?
Was I the reason you became a lesbian?
Did you go to college?
We're you ever thrashed in that 1960s way for your fresh mouth?
Don't project, Glen. Besides, you're just jealous that I've gotten more dick than you have.
R2, yes, I went to college. NYU class of 1976.
R3, my BPD mother never would've left a mark. Daddy wouldn't put up with that shit, and she knew it.
I noticed in the last episode that you started speaking in that vocal fry register that's so popular with the young ladies these days. How very fashion forward of you! How did you foresee that trend?
Do your fingers stink from masturbating?
R5, I told the producers I didn't like Kiernan Shipka playing me. That's all her, and I take no responsibility.
R6= Glen Bishop. Enough said.
How was Woodstock?
So, is Betty really as bad as they portray her?
When did you start doing drugs?
I was only 14, R8. Yes, I was already smoking cigs and giving blow jobs at that age, but I hardly could've gotten into that shitfest.
R9, you mean besides pot? I didn't start the hard stuff until college. And yes, Betty was an emotionally-stunted, abusive cunt who died alone and bitter. Gene was the only one who showed up at her funeral, but that queen was always a softy.
Who dies first? Don or Betty?
What's up with Bobby?
Did you diddle our Skittle while your mom fucked Glen with a strap on?
Did you ever bump into Faye anywhere ?
We're you at all involved when your mom held down Sandy's arms to let your step-dad rape her?
Did you ever catch your brother Bobby dialing the phone with a pencil?
Sorry, doll. At the time NYU was a commuter school no Westchester darling of Sally's stature would have been caught dead at. More likely Vassar or Barnard.
Did it trouble you that aliens kept stealing Bobby and replacing him with someone else? No one seems to notice.
Where were you this week, Sally? We missed you?
Were you busy getting high? Fucking Glenn Bishop? Swilling Scotch behind Betty's back?
What's Gene's deal? He looks like a serial killer in the making.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
We are switching to the new platform for The DataLounge this weekend. All of our mobile users have been using it for over a week and all first time users have been using it for about a month - which adds up to well over one million users. So we're ready to end this phase of the testing and move everybody to the new site. (more)
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Yes, we know you just *hate* it in well in advance.
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But it was time for a change and with the huge shift to mobile it was long overdue. We've taken this opportunity not only to update the look but also make major changes under the hood (or "bonnet" if you're either British or pretentious or both). And we have to prepare for 2016 - a presidential election year where we can normally expect to see a 60% jump in traffic (yes, we've seen 5 presidential elections so far…Christ we're old).
The site has a bunch - nay, plethora - of new features which will make the site more usable: better search, the ability to ignore posters and threads, see link previews, to pick up a thread where you left off, spam and malware filtering and more.
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And while running the tests we've noticed two interesting reactions to the new system - people are spending more time on the site and more people that come stay around longer and look at more stuff. Both good things. Yay!
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