It's always nice when a fellow DL poster makes the news.
How does one fill a razor with hair?
R2, you shave.
That sounds like it was written by The Onion.
A deranged female stalker burst into Hugh Jackman’s West Village gym and threw an electric razor filled with her pubic hair at him during his morning workout yesterday, police sources told The Post.
She was screaming “I love you!” as a staffer dragged her away from the star.
The actor, who plays Wolverine in the “X-Men” movies, was exercising at Gotham Gym on Washington Street at about 8 a.m. when Kathleen Thurston, 47, bushwhacked him.
The blond stalker, wearing khaki pants and a blue hoodie, was hysterically sobbing as she slipped past the check-in desk at the tiny gym and made a beeline for the actor, said Mike Castle, 35, a Gotham trainer.
The NYPD Crime Scene Unit recovered the weapon and had to pick the hairs out of it to match them with her DNA.
He should just tell them he's not one for the ladies.
Ugghh those hairs are the closest Hugh has ever been to a female bush.
[quote]Jackman thought the unhinged woman was grabbing for a gun or a knife, said one police source. He backed away as soon as she made a move for her nether regions.
He's had backing away experience. The same thing happened the day that his wife, Deborra Lee Furness, reached toward her nether regions.
The stalker has been seen near Jackman's NY condo and outside the school of his daughter.
It was her way of signaling he should get rid of his beard, Debra.
Look at the photo of him at the link. He is the most fuckable man alive. He walks so confidently--he looks like if you would cross his path, he'd pin you right down and fuck you on the street.
Oh be real, how could he fuck anyone, with his legs in the air ? Allegedly.
the razor was full of her pubic hair. o.m.g.
What a sick bitch.
Gotham Gym? I know that place, and none of the guys just work out there, if you get my drift. The place is notorious.
really? do tell. i'm all dick. er, ears.
The sauna is a bathhouse, especially after 9 when the suits go to work. It's pretty much non-working actors and models, kept studs with sugar daddies, etc. from that point. Lots of action.
So he wasn't taking video of other guys in the locker room with his cellphone.
Eww wtf is wrong with people?
I swear to God it wasn't me!
Huge Hugh Fan
Sounds like a spell.
"O' hunk o' hunk, with this spell I cast thee the desire for poon! Rid of your beard and come forth to mine!"
Twenty-four posts later and no one picked up on "bushwhacked." DL's quality has really slipped.
The stalker was a woman? Doesn't she know....?
The line at Greenwich and Leroy for new memberships at Gotham will be around the corner.
More from the Daily News. Apparently the stalker does not like the "Wolverine" look.