Actually, R1, no. No to the spam, no to the frau (I have a penis, thanks).
I thought it was an amusing opportunity for DL'ers to suggest more creative and naughty things.
And if I was a PR person, I'd be fired for using a 25 year old commercial.
But thanks for showing your obvious obsessiveness and mental illness, though. You must be a HOOT at parties.
To quote the great philosopher Bernadette Bassenger: Why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get, sweetheart!
I would use my little souvenir baseball bat from the 1964 World Series on R1's kneecaps.
For just half a Klondike Bar, OP. OK?
R3, for that I'll give you the whole damn six pack!
I'd eat some white ass.
Blow a frat brother
If you are cute if you asked nicely I wouldn't say no to a blow job. Keep the ice cream they are always in my freezer...
I would...watch a Tom Cruise movie!
I'd gather up the loose change in my car and buy one.