[quote]Mario was hot as hell on SBTB, but by the time SBTB: The College Years rolled around, Mark-Paul was WAY hotter, and has continued to be ever since.
See, I thought Mario was hideous on SAVED BY THE BELL, with his curly mullet and ridiculous Zubaz pants. I thought he got better looking AFTER SBTB. When he starred in BREAKING THE SURFACE as Greg LUganis in 1997 (with the short hair and better clothes), he started to look hot. Even so, I was never into him 'cause he always looked to plastic. He looks like a Ken Doll, with the tanned, shiny skin and gelled, shiny hair.
Mark-Paul, on the other hand, I was always hot for him, and he became hotter when he got older and got fit. So my vote goes for him.
Incidentally, did he do any other nude scenes on that TV show of his, or was that a one-off?
R24, Mark-Paul has done quite a bit of nudity. He's done it on three TV shows from what I can count (NYPD Blue, Weeds and Franklin and Bash) and in one film (can't recall the name of the film). I think he looked at "Showgirls" and said, "Hell, if Elizabeth can do it..."
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I like the one with the yellow skin.
The real question here is not merely the butts themselves, but the desired actions involved in comparing them.
Mario's ass begs for penetration - that soft, round, very slightly drooping but luscious "hurry before I'm too old for this" look in Nip/Tuck was an absolute classic.
Mark-Paul looks like someone you'd want to spank or massage, but not fuck. More like a tapper.
So I'd say I prefer Mario's ass as a top, and Mark-Paul's as a bottom. Plus wrecking Mario would help wipe that smug look off his face.
Thank God I'm versatile.
Mario Lopez is on some late-night easy-listening station where he relates Hollywood gossip. I heard him three or four times before I found out who it was. Gay voice for days. He has a totally queeny delivery on radio.
Mario looks terrible in that bathing-suit-helmet-jogging-pseudo-beef photo op. I assume we're talking about the butts as they were, not as they are.
Lopez seems like a nasty piece of work. Mark-Paul at least seems to have retained a semblance of humanity.
Mario is hot as hell but I don't care for the way his butt droops down. I was amazed when I saw the shower scene in Nip/Tuck. Mario is hotter but loses the butt competiton.
Forget the butts--I wanna see those two DOCK!
It's hard to choose. They'd both need to take turns sitting on my face before I could make an informed decision.
The fact that Mario Lopez is a Republican and appeared on Mike Huckabee's show makes me give the edge to Mark-Paul.