What network is these hunks on? I am sure it isn't Oprah's channel.
It's on GAC.
These farm boys are hot. I'd be buying their stuff for sure.
R they blood brothers? What R 2 hairy & 2 smooth? Looks 2 B a case of a gorilla in the woodpile.
which ones are married?
God help me, but I want the one on the left with the horrible mullet and the washboard -- um, warshboard -- abs. Total fuckable redneck hustler trash.
Way too white for me.
Fucking hot. Thank you datalounge. I will be watching these hotties tonight.
The two smooth ones are both younger and in better shape. I bet they're all naturally hairy and the two smooth ones shave.
They've all got good bodies, but they're not the best-looking family. I actually think the two older ones are better looking than the two younger ones.
I'll admit, the only reason I tuned into this show was for the eye candy. But somewhere along the way, I kinda got really interested in their 'farm life'. Not that I could do it, but all the hard work it takes and the uncertainty and they have the bakeries and the cafes and all the animals - I really find it to be one of the more interesting reality shows to watch (and of course, the eye candy).
And the bond of the family is really touching.
the one thing I do find odd is that there is that one brother who was featured some the first season - he went away to college and although the whole family seems to sort of pressure the rest of the family to stick with the farm and help out the family (particularly that older brother), they seem to have let that one brother go on to college without much resistance. And I kinda get a gay vibe from him when he's one - wondering if that played into it at all.
I thought it was kind of unfortunate when one of the younger brothers expressed an interest in going to college and one of his older brothers really discouraged it.
Mercy! Momma's moistening mussy is one merry maid a-milking when she imagines all that fresh farmmeat!
I want to fuck a Farm King! Something about those boys make me horny.
Here are bios of all the Kings. I wondered why there seemed to be no mention of a Daddy King and thought maybe he had died, but turns out papa and mama King got divorced several years back and, reading between the lines, it wasn't pretty.
I honestly know real farmers and there is indeed something it about them.
I had never heard of this show before, but now I'm interested. Thanks, OP.
r20 That's not a mullet. He has dreadlocks.
Man, this show is an "all you can buffet" of hotness. One hot brother after the next. Nine of 'em!
Choo-Choo, everyone on board.
Despite the stupid hair and the Eve bear claw tattoos on his man rack, the dread locked one is the most handsome.
All of the brothers are pretty good looking. Wonder if the lone sister is jealous because she's just...not.
odds are one of em likes dick.
I think the one who is in college is gay.
You all make me lol. I grew up with "boys" exactly like this. Every summer baling hay. I drove the tractor or the truck. They would strip down to their shorts and hose off at the horse trough after the hay was put in the barn (to cool themselves off and also to get any bugs off of them).
I didn't really think much of it then. It's just the way things were done.
Now I'm fondly remembering those days. It's about time to bale some hay.
(FWIW - I've noticed that "city boys" have absolutely no functional strength - they've never actually had to bale hay or cut wood or drive a tractor. Strength and muscle tone are much sexier on a farm boy. Or girl, as the case may be.)
I was thinking the same about the college kid. I got a lesbian vibe from the sister. They're father must have been a knockout.
The calendar episode is on now.
I love the Farm Kings. I want to buy one of their calendars when they are available. Those men are hot. I like the momma, too.
We buy fresh produce from them every week on Pittsburgh's North Side. I love all that fresh meat with my vegetables! Jealous, bitches?
That calendar episode made my head explode.
I'm jealous, r45.
I certainly hope you molest them with your eyes.
It always amazes me how low the taste level is on this site. Those featured on those photographs are of a common sort and uninteresting physically and culturally.
^ Get a load of the Dowager Countess of Grantham. Pardon ME while I play the grahnd piah-no!
Indeed they are the "common sort" around these flyover parts, Miss Thang at r48.
However, you coast boys don't get nearly the fresh cornfed beef we have out here.
Besides, nobody wants to take them to the fucking opera, Mary. We just want to fuck their brains out. Duh.
Does anyone know the story behind the dad running off after 10 kids? I thought the boys were running the family farm, but apparently that still belonged to the dad.
They look like trash.
They ARE trash, and not even good-looking trash.
I hope doing that show brings in enough money so they can buy shirts, the poor dears.
They may be considered trash and not good looking in the U.S. but in the rest of the world (specially Asia, Africa and Latin america)they would be considered demigods
They're cute and have great smiles and dimples.
So they aren't roided out or skinner than a beanstalk - some of you queens need to get out more.
They'll give you a pounding you won't forget.
Are there ever going to be new episodes of the Farm Kings? It is a cute show and the brothers are hot.
This looks like a very good show- i wish I had cable. The kids are very good-looking!
The men are goodlooking, in an inbred kind of way.
It is a cute show and they all love each other, you can tell. I hope they have more episodes soon.
Good god, they don't look inbred at all. they are good-looking masculine men who probably have good values.
There is nothing more than I hate than effete, bitchy men.
What is this treasure? Where can I catch it?
I can't wait to see the sexting photos that will eventually come out.
Pete King makes my sticker peck out.
Is it still on the air..
Good question I need to find out. I love the Farm Kings.
Pete is the hottest of them all. He's got a killer body, tall, lean and not an ounce of fat on him and a smile that would melt you in a minute. I can even forgive the dreads.
I see them every week at the Northside farmer's maket in Pittsburgh and they are as nice as they can be. They've recently added a "meat truck" to their stand.
I was shocked when it turned out that sister Bitty is straight. I would've sworn she's a flannel-wearing, socket wrench-wielding, tractor parts-hauling, meat muffin-munching lesbian. But then she got engaged (don't know if she's actually gone through with the wedding). I still think she's in the closet because I don't think Mama King would be 100% okay with a gay kid, but that's just conjecture.
Oh, and Luke pings to high heaven. I have half a mind to hunt him down and make him my husband. But I'd do that to almost all of the King brothers (sorry Ben!).
The daughter does not ping to me. She seems like a typical farm girl to me. Also the only girl in a huge family of brothers.
According to a letter from Lisa King, looks like Farm Kings might be coming to an end after this Friday.
In season 3, they introduced a narrator that made the show sound like some Disney nature documentary, and it was very unpopular. Despite that, GAC announced a renewal for their "hit show" for season 4.
BUT, they then moved it from Thursday to Friday, then burnt off a couple of episodes by running back to back new shows on Friday - and then came this message from Lisa.
I don't know if this was a maneuver by GAC to try and pay lower renewal fees by driving the ratings down some, and the Kings are calling bullshit on them, or if it is the family just deciding to concentrate on their main business - per the show, they seem to be picking up more and more work and orders and expanding to the point where even I was wondering how they could keep doing the show. Where would they find the time (even though it is a great marketing tool for their business).