The 61st Annual Don Loper Fashion Show is just around the corner.
Yep, it's that time of year again. Any hints as to which of our marvelously glamorous Hollywood wives will be walking the catwalk at the Don Loper Salon this year in support of Share Incorporated?
Undoubtedly furs from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills.
Mrs. Forrest Tucker will make a return visit, but this time she will enter sitting side saddle on Mr. Tucker's enormous peen. For the finale, she will have her husband penetrate her and then spin her around like a giant wheel of fortune.
I sure would like to have one of his dresses but they cost $500!
Mrs. Dean Martin hasn't shown her face in public for DAYS. People are beginning to talk.
Someone tell that Mertz woman that the service entrance is around back. Don't let her come in the front of the salon!
Make sure Mrs. Ricky Riccardo uses sunblock this year, preferably SPF 150.
Don geeves daamn goooood 'ead. He gave me a beeg discount on Loocy's draahss to suck on my Cooban saw-seege.
Once again, Mrs. Joel McCrea will not be participating in the show as she is once again "vacationing" in Europe. I wish her well and pray that her face heals nicely. So, I am in need of participants. If you would like to be considered, please either let me or Mr. Loper know at once. But please understand, as we are pressed for time, we cannot accept you unfortunate dears outside of sample size.
You could never disappoint with a Lucy quip.
Seem to remember reading the 'real' Don Loper got stagefright just a day before taping, and an actor was brought in . Is that Don , or did they really find a queeny actor to talk that way ?
[quote]Mrs. Ethel Louse Mertz
Must have been written by Fred.
Sheila, dear, I'm afraid I can't make it. Jacques Marcel is showcasing his latest line that same day in Paris, and I promised him I would attend. I hear they're [italic]très outré![/italic]
Well, toodles! Je te dis merde!
Ethel had three different middle names on three different episodes:
Ethel Mae Potter, we never forgot her!
"Come, Ethel Roberta!" (The Million Dollar Idea)
"Ethel Louise Mertz!" (Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress)