I am watching Chris O'Donnell's show on MSNBC. From time to time I find O'Donnell attractive. I'll envision him naked for a fleeting moment and it's not an EWWWW moment.
Tonight, he is interviewing Ari Melber, a frequent guest. Tonight, I have a strong urge to unzip and make myself feel very, very good about Ari Melber. It has never reached such intensity, and I wonder if it's possible my man parts might explode upon my greatest appreciation of Ari Melber ever.
Do I need help?
Yes, you need help, because Chris O'Donnell is the star of NCIS:LA, which is not on MSNBC.
Ari Melber is usually on Lawrence O'Donnell's show with that clairvoyant, Krystal Ball.
The first auto-complete words which come up for this man: married, girlfriend, wife, shirtless, hot. I added: hung? gay? and cut or uncut?
Ari Melber replaced Steve Kornacki on the Cycle. Steve Kornacki is now the new host of Up! on MSNBC.
Ari has a warm, hairy, moist and inviting anus, slightly musky with a hint of Dial soap...
Ari makes me smile.
He is dreamy.
Unfortunately, he's str8.
Wow! Ezra Klein posts on Datalounge!
Ari is I agree dreamy but actually there are frequent dreamy guests on MSNBC from Van Jones to Josh Barro (who is so cute and cubby)to Kornacki himself. There are many more whose names I can't remember but they appear frequently on Melissa and former Up show.