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I Know, I Know - You All Know It, but I Just Watched TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN

after not seeing any of the others and I can't believe this clumsy, brain-dead piece of faux-anime drag camp actually was popular! Some questions. PLEASE tolerate me. The idiocy has left me feeling confused. My God. Kristin Stewart not only is one of the worst actresses I ever saw, she acts deranged. What is with that grizzled mouth and constant snorting as she flicks her eyes to the side? What happened to Taylor Lautner's nose? It looks like it got caught on a trot line. Why are all the vampires made up like Michael Jackson on a particularly psychotic day? Pattinson's lipstick! All that bad home-rinse blonde in the men's hair! Why are the wolves so enormous? And why, with all the money the franchise made, were the special effects so BAD? Why do the vampires run around pulling each other's heads off? Is this supposed to be scary? It was comedic. The Voltari or whatever - why did they dress like Michael Jackson in a military mood? In fact, why was the ghost of Michael Jackson invoked for almost all the costume, makeup and set design? Was the stupid vampire family incestuous. They just stood around making creepy faces at each other? God in heaven, that is one bad movie. Or 12 (is that how many there were?) bad movies. Christ Almighty.

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